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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13290 on: 28 January 2019, 10:51:35 pm »
AW email asking if I was available now, I reply saying I finished at 7pm and get this charming response.

Subject: Booking .
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Basicly .my wife passed away 3 years ago. I haven't had sex for 3.5 years. I am a single dad and don't want to meet a new mum. . I just need sex with a woman with a big bum .haha. hope u can help.

 ::) ::)


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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13291 on: 29 January 2019, 11:56:51 am »
Quote from: Hannaah on 28 January 2019, 10:51:35 pm
AW email asking if I was available now, I reply saying I finished at 7pm and get this charming response.

Subject: Booking .
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Basicly .my wife passed away 3 years ago. I haven't had sex for 3.5 years. I am a single dad and don't want to meet a new mum. . I just need sex with a woman with a big bum .haha. hope u can help.

 ::) ::)

All clients chat bull. Wants to manipulate you then you engage in soppy emails.
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Daniirish

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13292 on: 31 January 2019, 02:26:37 am »
Hi (my name). Just read your profile. Wondering if you do this for fun or is it strictly €€€


So he read my profile on a Escort site, which has my rates but he has to check if I charge.....seriously how do these guys manage to stay alive  :FF
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13293 on: 31 January 2019, 03:29:52 pm »
Quote from: Daniirish on 31 January 2019, 02:26:37 am
Hi (my name). Just read your profile. Wondering if you do this for fun or is it strictly €€€


So he read my profile on a Escort site, which has my rates but he has to check if I charge.....seriously how do these guys manage to stay alive  :FF
Always was tempted to reply with 'Well seen as you found me adverting on an escort site with rates on my profile,what do you think dickhead?'
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Daniirish

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13294 on: 02 February 2019, 12:37:22 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 31 January 2019, 03:29:52 pm
Always was tempted to reply with 'Well seen as you found me adverting on an escort site with rates on my profile,what do you think dickhead?'

Yep that was a polite version of my reply  :angel:
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13295 on: 02 February 2019, 01:28:26 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 31 January 2019, 03:29:52 pm
Always was tempted to reply with 'Well seen as you found me adverting on an escort site with rates on my profile,what do you think dickhead?'

Hahaha
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someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13296 on: 03 February 2019, 05:36:26 pm »
Told dickhead I'm not working at the moment

Ok can you suggest a mate?

Oddly enough I cannot. There are many sites available to assist you, such as the one you found me on.

What's the average for 5 hours?

As I have said, I am not working. As for the average, you will find this on the websites. We are individuals who work on our own terms and pay. Suggest you search.

How about 1 hour?

 :FF :FF

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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13297 on: 04 February 2019, 11:06:26 am »
Text of the morning
Do u do blow and go
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13298 on: 04 February 2019, 11:44:53 am »
I have had some idiot emails this weekend.

One guy emailed quoting my price, just to say that I offered no services, with a lol at the end.  Meaning he thinks my prices are too high.

Wtf is wrong with some people. Too much time on their hands.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13299 on: 04 February 2019, 11:49:17 am »
Caller
Do you do gang bangs luv?
I no longer explain to these clowns that I don't do stuff I just put phone down on them.
Now where are the nice clients I need at least 3 before this evening..
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13300 on: 04 February 2019, 03:09:41 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 04 February 2019, 11:06:26 am
Text of the morning
Do u do blow and go

When I am in the mood to reply. I would of replied. Yes I do.

You Come - I open my door - Hand over my fee - I blow in your face and closed my door and you go.

Of course I know what blow and go means.  lol x
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GG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13301 on: 04 February 2019, 07:22:32 pm »
I got one the other day
Clown: want massage
Me: can you please visit my website for details
Clown: not 4 me 2 bigin  bodi
Me: Thats perfectly fine as i only see people who know how to string a sentence together x
Clown: fat slagg bitch suck cock

 ;D
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someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13302 on: 04 February 2019, 09:05:44 pm »
Another one

Hi, I would really like to book you tomorrow but I lost my bank card over the weekend.

Erm ok. Contact me when you have a replacement.

Oh you don't understand. I would like to see you tomorrow and I will pay you next time.

Haha you do realise that I don't operate on the basis of see now and pay later?
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13303 on: 04 February 2019, 11:51:59 pm »
Quote from: Gina G on 04 February 2019, 07:22:32 pm
I got one the other day
Clown: want massage
Me: can you please visit my website for details
Clown: not 4 me 2 bigin  bodi
Me: Thats perfectly fine as i only see people who know how to string a sentence together x
Clown: fat slagg bitch suck cock

 ;D

Clown: fat slagg bitch suck cock.

I would of replied - I will happily suck a cock that's what I'm paid to do. You Illiterate imbecile.

Then blocked his ass quickly.






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GG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13304 on: 05 February 2019, 04:32:46 am »
Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 04 February 2019, 11:51:59 pm
Clown: fat slagg bitch suck cock.

I would of replied - I will happily suck a cock that's what I'm paid to do. You Illiterate imbecile.

Then blocked his ass quickly.
;D
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