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Charmaine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13275 on: 19 January 2019, 08:21:00 am »
Text message

Him . Hi babe
Me . I’m not your babe , my name is clearly on my profile
Him . Fuck off you moody cow

Obviously a time waster or just a moron
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Amberxxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13276 on: 20 January 2019, 09:41:32 am »
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« Last Edit: 16 August 2020, 11:49:05 am by Amberxxx »
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13277 on: 20 January 2019, 12:44:36 pm »
Hi I'm in Kent I loved your profile
Me oh your no where near me where you looking to book?
Oh I I occasionally find out come to London
can you Skype?
Me sorry I don't advertise that.
Why call???
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CurlsnCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13278 on: 20 January 2019, 03:00:51 pm »
Ur amazing do i send u money

I replied....you mean for a deposit for a booking? If u want to book then yes. How long did u want to book for and when please?

Do i owe alot for txting im in essex sorry if it's thousands now

Me.....I don't understand?

WTF????? Can anyone make heads or tails of those messages? I certainly can't!
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13279 on: 20 January 2019, 05:51:10 pm »
Money  pig?, human ATM? forced financial domination?  ???
For a laught,  text him, yes buy your private AW gallery now and price it at £50 per 24hr view :) and block. Obviously if he buys, then you're onto a winner but they normally don't.
« Last Edit: 20 January 2019, 05:56:33 pm by saltysweet »
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13280 on: 20 January 2019, 10:17:57 pm »
Texts:

Hey
Hey x
Can you take care of a young cock


Bless  :angel: :D
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Amberxxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13281 on: 21 January 2019, 05:44:52 am »
Quote from: saltysweet on 20 January 2019, 05:51:10 pm
Money  pig?, human ATM? forced financial domination?  ???
For a laught,  text him, yes buy your private AW gallery now and price it at £50 per 24hr view :) and block. Obviously if he buys, then you're onto a winner but they normally don't.

Agreed! Give it a crack lol. You never know!! :D

Otherwise it sounds like he has the wrong number?! Confusing, definitely
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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13282 on: 21 January 2019, 02:11:51 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 20 January 2019, 10:17:57 pm
Texts:

Hey
Hey x
Can you take care of a young cock


Bless  :angel: :D

Poor lads got the number for an escort and a farmer mixed up in his phone.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13283 on: 21 January 2019, 02:20:48 pm »
Quote from: Treetop on 21 January 2019, 02:11:51 pm
Poor lads got the number for an escort and a farmer mixed up in his phone.
Ya ha ha!
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13284 on: 21 January 2019, 02:31:10 pm »
Quote from: Treetop on 21 January 2019, 02:11:51 pm
Poor lads got the number for an escort and a farmer mixed up in his phone.

God knows what he texted the farmer then!  ;D ;D ;D
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13285 on: 21 January 2019, 03:07:50 pm »
Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 21 January 2019, 02:31:10 pm
God knows what he texted the farmer then!  ;D ;D ;D
Ya ha ha!
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13286 on: 22 January 2019, 06:17:32 pm »
Idiot that thinks we escorts are drive through takeaway.

Can you do an outcall tonight, 1 hour at Marriott hotel in Langley (SL3)? Want GFE, OWO and French kissing

*Idiot did not read my profile or he not have contacted me asking for owo which I clearly state I don't provide. - Blocked the prick*
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Ellie B

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13287 on: 22 January 2019, 11:11:10 pm »
"I want us both to fart on each other's face. It will be a one hour face farting competition booking"
could not press the block sender button quick enough.
 ???
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CurlsnCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13288 on: 23 January 2019, 09:32:42 am »
Quote from: Ellie B on 22 January 2019, 11:11:10 pm
"I want us both to fart on each other's face. It will be a one hour face farting competition booking"
could not press the block sender button quick enough.
 ???

What, you turned him down? Sounds delightful.  :-X :FF
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13289 on: 28 January 2019, 01:20:51 am »
How to get your cock not wanked by anyone ever

Mr Donuthead-Forget it, learn how to text before you start criticising people's English
Me-Glad I could help
Mr Donuthead-U know deep down I'm harmless. Is this evening possible?
« Last Edit: 28 January 2019, 01:23:09 am by saltysweet »
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