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BBW_Karina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13170 on: 03 November 2018, 09:46:24 am »
 ;D so entertaining lol
Better than tv 😂😂😂

Sarastar1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13171 on: 03 November 2018, 11:56:16 am »
This guy has messaged before from different numbers

Would be curious if other ladies have heard from him!

‘Dear XXX

I hope you are well. I am a British Asian Male aged 23 currently studying for a masters degree having graduated in law and economics.

Although well educated I am very inexperienced when it comes to sexual endeavours. Growing up I was raised with the idea of ‘sex after marriage’ which I stuck to.

However I believe I have reached the point where I can no longer wait and my cravings are getting the better of me.

Whilst inexperienced and nervous I have set in seeing a curvy Escort as being my first experience. I would be delighted if you would let me know if you are happy to see me?

Regards. 



I replied asking him to call. Guess what he hasn’t!

sammy s

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13172 on: 06 November 2018, 08:44:23 am »
Hello
I’ve seen your profile and would love to get to know more about you and who you are as a person.
What are your hopes and dreams?
Looking forward to finding out who the ‘real’ you is and hopefully making a deeper connection
Xxx

FUCK OFF

TandPJS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13173 on: 06 November 2018, 11:57:20 am »
just back to work and I've had some real stinkers, ignore them mostly but the i got:

hello!


(I don't reply, then 2 hours later)

how?

me: .....did the dinosaurs die?

him: not yet
 ??? ??? ???

then just as i'm running out of patience after 2 stand-ups i get a flurry of questions from one bloke followed by
"what will you wear to meet me"   as soon as this come up i know it's a joker

me: "as you want"

him: "make me a suggestion"

me "like your grandma"

him "are you starting?" (that kind of anger they get when they loose their stiffy)

me: "on you and every other idiot who thinks we're a free sexchat"
« Last Edit: 06 November 2018, 01:35:53 pm by TandPJS »

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13174 on: 07 November 2018, 11:10:35 am »
Hello
I’ve seen your profile and would love to get to know more about you and who you are as a person.
What are your hopes and dreams?
Looking forward to finding out who the ‘real’ you is and hopefully making a deeper connection
Xxx

FUCK OFF
That's one of the irritating ones pity  pests  :FF

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13175 on: 07 November 2018, 11:29:44 am »
Hello im young man ;) 25 years old i know thats gonna sounds rude but maybe you want go for dinner with younger man and after rter have some fun ?
Oh I didn't realise Aw is now a dating site!!!

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13176 on: 07 November 2018, 10:24:44 pm »
Subject: escort
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Hi
Have you done pee fart and poo for anyone or before
I just wanted to watch you do it, not even sex or doing any dirty thing
Thanks

Librarylady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13177 on: 08 November 2018, 11:11:49 am »
I had someone emailing me not long ago asking for bareback and saying we would get tested together for it. I told him I don't do it and I'm not going to spend my free time going to a clinic with him (his email grated on me, so I had to engage). He said something about being married so OF COURSE he had to be safe and he wouldn't do it until I was comfortable despite my already telling him NO BAREBACK!! I explained briefly how falible the testing is and that I would never, ever do it and then he tells me he can't get/give me HIV or STD's because he's been circumsiced and I am more likely to catch something from OWO.

I found this hilarious so asked him for the evidence, he told me to google it... then I sent him the link from the NHS website that disproves his 'claim'  ;D

A few hours later he sent the same initial message I got to another escort friend of mine. She told him that rather than reply, he could just accept my reply as hers, seeing as he was so kind as to copy and paste her the exact same message. hehe
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

BBW_Karina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13178 on: 08 November 2018, 11:20:27 am »
Just now - I am in the abbey wood area could you come pick me up by car i pay you diesel,petrol money - do I really look like I’m an Uber driver 🙄

GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13179 on: 09 November 2018, 02:04:03 pm »

Hey babe I like what I see and would love to see you.. I would love play out this dirty neighbor fantasy where we have a total stranger encounter. I walk in on you you asleep naked. I surprise you either with by my tongue deep in your pussy or giving you my cock to suck. You continue to pretend to be asleep and see it’s a dream and do know it’s your neighbor but don’t want me to stop. To make it thrilling if you be blindfolded so we don’t see each other during the encounter. Once I have arrived and confirmed then you could leave the door a jar for me to walk in and please leave a few undies or bra on floor for me to pick up and trace you to the room you would be in. One gentle request if possible then I love anal and do know how to handle it with care. I do lots of lubrication and lots of foreplay before any penetration and if at any time you stop I stop right away as I am not animal or rough with anal handling at all xxx also I am clean shaved all over and do enjoy rimming as well. One last thing I love spilling wine on pussy and then sipping it off :) hmmm rose if you don’t mind can’t wait to be with you xx

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13180 on: 09 November 2018, 02:57:41 pm »
Does anyone else find it really grating when clients will try to circumvent your booking process or security measures? Had a guy emailing saying he can't call because he has a company phone, but that he can book via email. I explained that won't work as I need to see a visible number, and would require a phone call on arrival at the postcode. He said that he respects that but 'Nonetheless I have arranged by email previously with no issues.' Sorry but do I give a fuck? As if I would make an exception to my own safety measures for some rando, just because that's how he's done it with other people? And what's so hard about getting a burner phone and separate SIM like every other client does?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13181 on: 09 November 2018, 03:10:19 pm »
I think I've mentioned it here before, but I took an early morning booking for the next day by email from a punter who was flying over that night from another country and said he couldn't easily call. I said that was fine, but he'd need to call me to confirm he was on his way so I knew to be up and ready - he said he couldn't do this either so I assumed it was because it would be some ridiculous time of night and said it would be OK to send me a quick text to confirm when he got out of the airport and then just call me from the tube station for hotel details and final directions.

It turned out he was refusing to call or even text me at all because he 'liked to be discreet' and didn't want me to have his number - in other words he thought I would email not only my hotel name but my actual room number to some random twat with whom I'd never even spoken. I was so baffled when I read it I couldn't believe it wasn't a wind up, to be honest.

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13182 on: 09 November 2018, 03:13:45 pm »
I think I've mentioned it here before, but I took an early morning booking for the next day by email from a punter who was flying over that night from another country and said he couldn't easily call. I said that was fine, but he'd need to call me to confirm he was on his way so I knew to be up and ready - he said he couldn't do this either so I assumed it was because it would be some ridiculous time of night and said it would be OK to send me a quick text to confirm when he got out of the airport and then just call me from the tube station for hotel details and final directions.

It turned out he was refusing to call or even text me at all because he 'liked to be discreet' and didn't want me to have his number - in other words he thought I would email not only my hotel name but my actual room number to some random twat with whom I'd never even spoken. I was so baffled when I read it I couldn't believe it wasn't a wind up, to be honest.
I'm the same, happy to arrange by email but I need a call for actual confirmation. This guy just kept insisting 'I cannot call', so clearly thought I'd be fine sending my full address details out by email!  :FF

GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13183 on: 09 November 2018, 05:23:10 pm »
Does anyone else find it really grating when clients will try to circumvent your booking process or security measures? Had a guy emailing saying he can't call because he has a company phone, but that he can book via email. I explained that won't work as I need to see a visible number, and would require a phone call on arrival at the postcode. He said that he respects that but 'Nonetheless I have arranged by email previously with no issues.' Sorry but do I give a fuck? As if I would make an exception to my own safety measures for some rando, just because that's how he's done it with other people? And what's so hard about getting a burner phone and separate SIM like every other client does?

I have to patience for these self entitled bell ends and would have blocked him straight away lol

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13184 on: 09 November 2018, 05:25:23 pm »
Just now - I am in the abbey wood area could you come pick me up by car i pay you diesel,petrol money - do I really look like I’m an Uber driver 🙄

I once had an idiot, turned out to be a TW. I was in a rural location near  Stratford upon Avon and this guy asked if I was coming into Stratford. Why?

So I could give him a lift to my incall!!! The cheek of it. I didn't even have a car at that time anyway...

Unsurprisingly he got blocked