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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12930 on: 03 August 2018, 08:30:19 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 03 August 2018, 08:23:25 pm
Hi am 20 years old and a Virgin right and I was wondering if I make a booking for an hour and all i would want is to eat you out for the entire sessions that's all. I know you only see guys over 30 but I thought I would ask anyway sorry if this as caused you any inconveniences.

The expression eat you out is a pet hat of mine and I cringe when I hear it. Don't think I have had a man actually say it during a booking thank goodness.  The above 20 yr old virgin sounds very familiar too, a lot of them about these days.  ::)

I am currently seeing more than my fair share of middle of the night texts containing not much more than half a sentence.

Sigh
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12931 on: 03 August 2018, 10:51:32 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 03 August 2018, 08:23:25 pm
Hi am 20 years old and a Virgin right and I was wondering if I make a booking for an hour and all i would want is to eat you out for the entire sessions that's all. I know you only see guys over 30 but I thought I would ask anyway sorry if this as caused you any inconveniences.
These types of messages pissed me off on principle.Like I am going to make an excpetion on my age restriction just for you,Mr Stranger man because you are so special!You have already boundary pushed by even asking me to. ::)
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Rainbow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12932 on: 05 August 2018, 03:42:23 pm »
Every weekend the same man sends the same message - and every weekend I send him the same reply.

Why does he bother? It's been 6 weeks by now, so surely he should realise that it just isn't going to happen unless he accepts I'm not going to change my routine just for him?
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x-Nina-x-

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12933 on: 05 August 2018, 06:26:57 pm »
Just had this moron...

"book 4 1h plz? NOT A HAGGLEr, CASH NO PROBLEMO. bESS NaKEd"


I honestly don't know where to start with some people  :FF 
I am not even 100% what he is saying...
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12934 on: 05 August 2018, 07:32:29 pm »
Quote from: x-Nina-x- on 05 August 2018, 06:26:57 pm
Just had this moron...

"book 4 1h plz? NOT A HAGGLEr, CASH NO PROBLEMO. bESS NaKEd"


I honestly don't know where to start with some people  :FF 
I am not even 100% what he is saying...
Oh looks like he's not learnt how to write or communicate properly yet !!
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x-Nina-x-

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12935 on: 05 August 2018, 07:36:24 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 05 August 2018, 07:32:29 pm
Oh looks like he's not learnt how to write or communicate properly yet !!

I honestly kind of hope he's on something and that it isn't just the way he is  :o
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Charmaine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12936 on: 05 August 2018, 07:39:58 pm »
Just had this text .  I am ready
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12937 on: 08 August 2018, 04:52:20 pm »
So had a guy call, found him hard to understand and his manner ia bit odd so I cut the call then I felt bad and texted my availability. He calls back, I ask how long he wanted, one hr, ok, then...

Wanker: Can I join in?

Me: What do you mean?

Wanker: With your partner.

Me: what makes you assume I have a partner?

Him:...... Silence....

Me: I'm declining the booking and terminating the call because the questions have become very odd

HANGS UP

I'm sure he was wanking  ::)
« Last Edit: 08 August 2018, 05:46:45 pm by SimplySinful »
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12938 on: 08 August 2018, 08:26:27 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 08 August 2018, 04:52:20 pm
So had a guy call, found him hard to understand and his manner ia bit odd so I cut the call then I felt bad and texted my availability. He calls back, I ask how long he wanted, one hr, ok, then...

Wanker: Can I join in?

Me: What do you mean?

Wanker: With your partner.

Me: what makes you assume I have a partner?

Him:...... Silence....

Me: I'm declining the booking and terminating the call because the questions have become very odd

HANGS UP

I'm sure he was wanking  ::)

He would probably have lost me at this point...hangs up... lol I have zero tolerance for stupidity!
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12939 on: 08 August 2018, 08:34:54 pm »
Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 08 August 2018, 08:26:27 pm
He would probably have lost me at this point...hangs up... lol I have zero tolerance for stupidity!

I know right! Just on occasion I think have I overreacted, give them another chance, but no I was always right in the first instance
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12940 on: 09 August 2018, 02:22:12 pm »
So how many of you lucky ladies have received this?!!!


My name is Ann .

I am hoping to hire you for part time film work which may lead to full time. The films are only for myself.

I am financially secure so all payments shall be covered by me. I can offer a very substantial financial package and contract if you required one . The films I hope you shall appeal to you and I am hoping that you would be interested in working for me

The films shall involve breast sucking films mostly and ass worship films. No males involved whatsoever.

I hope you shall be interested in my business proposal as it is 100% legitimate even though I am aware you may see this request as a scam but I can assure you it's genuine

I look forward to hearing from you in due course.

Yours sincerely

Ann

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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12941 on: 10 August 2018, 02:28:40 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 09 August 2018, 02:22:12 pm
So how many of you lucky ladies have received this?!!!


My name is Ann .

I am hoping to hire you for part time film work which may lead to full time. The films are only for myself.

I am financially secure so all payments shall be covered by me. I can offer a very substantial financial package and contract if you required one . The films I hope you shall appeal to you and I am hoping that you would be interested in working for me

The films shall involve breast sucking films mostly and ass worship films. No males involved whatsoever.

I hope you shall be interested in my business proposal as it is 100% legitimate even though I am aware you may see this request as a scam but I can assure you it's genuine

I look forward to hearing from you in due course.

Yours sincerely

Ann


I’ve had a posh English woman named Annabelle call me and say something similar, I just put the phone down and blocked her number!
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12942 on: 10 August 2018, 04:59:02 pm »
A selection from the medium of 'txt'

Twat 1 'hello'
gets autoresponse
Twat 1 'you can come to my house'

Um thanks but no thanks. Block.

Twat 2 texts while I'm in a booking 'hi are you free at 12?'
gets autoresponse saying I'm busy until 12.
Twat 2 '12 ok?' at 11.55am

I don't think so. Not a twat of the highest order, but a plank all the same.

 :D
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12943 on: 10 August 2018, 06:33:56 pm »
Quote from: JustAnotherHooker on 10 August 2018, 02:28:40 pm

I’ve had a posh English woman named Annabelle call me and say something similar, I just put the phone down and blocked her number!

Funnily enough this got sent to me whilst I was in Edinburgh, so perhaps she/he targets people in Scotland
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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12944 on: 10 August 2018, 06:38:28 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 10 August 2018, 06:33:56 pm
Funnily enough this got sent to me whilst I was in Edinburgh, so perhaps she/he targets people in Scotland
I genuinely found it hard to believe she was female because she was trying to get free sex chat, she actually sounded like my doctor!!! Haha
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