Phonecall last night from an older sounding idiot who asked too many questions.
Idiot: Do you like being played with?
Me: Define being played with (as if I was some sort of toy doll

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Idiot: I like to play with fanny with my fingers
I'm sure Fanny would love to be played with!!!

Then he sounded genuinely surprised when I declined.
What sort of thinking patterns do these morons have? It just baffles me the way some of them talk and expect to get a booking
