I've just had an exchange of emails with someone on Adult Work :
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Him : im staying in a hotel in folkestone and im all alone, i would love some
company and was wondering if u fancied coming down and being my company,
maybe go for a meal and a drink
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Me : I'd love to.  I couldn't make it before 8.30pm and would need a Booking Form filled out please and we can take it from there.
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Him : um what would u like to do???
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Me : Depends on your hotel, and I won't be able to drink but if you wanted to do something and then have some "private time" the bars along the seafront are lovely.
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Him : oh ok, um....are we doing a social meet or what???
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Me : Erm, what's a social meet ? *mentally resigns him to the timewankers pile but wants to see what sort of silver-tongued approach he will use as he goes for the "free all nighter".
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Him : come down and stay with me for the nite, go home in the morning and i will
pay petrol and drink for the evening and stay in my room and go in morning
what do u think and we could go out and see who we can both pull???
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Me : Um, are you for real ?  You must have mistaken yourself for a close friend of mine, for whom I would drive for 40 minutes at the prospect of a night of hedonistic fun.  Besides which I have some wet paint that I'd like to watch dry.

Um, no.
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Should I go ?

Quote from: PremiumBlonde on 08 October 2010, 08:03:40 pm

Him : um what would u like to do???
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Me : Depends on your hotel, and I won't be able to drink but if you wanted to do something and then have some "private time" the bars along the seafront are lovely.
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Him : oh ok, um....are we doing a social meet or what???

I think his Match.com, Adultfriendfinder.com and Adultwork.com bookmarks must all be right next to each other in his list, and he's gotten himself very confused about what he's doing and who he's going to try and do it with.

You are correct of course.  A quick Google of his username and he was to be found on sexintheuk.com  (No strings attached fun apparently).  He obviously thought he was on there when he mentioned a social meet.  Dammit, I let him slip through my fingers 

I realised just how much I'd missed out when I read this Field Report  http://www.adultwork.com/FR?20197   that he left for someone.  Oh, and of course the obligatory cock pic on his profile.  I don't like cock pics at the best of times.  Nought is the amount of cock pics I like to receive.  But it is the most horrible one I've ever seen.

What is it that makes a bloke sitting alone in his hotel room think that any woman, let alone an escort, is going to drop whatever she's doing, get ready, drive all that way to spend the night with someone they've exchanged a couple of one line emails with ... even if they are paying for the petrol !.  Especially when they usually get paid lots of money to do this.  It's taking optimism too far.

This had me in stitches this morning.

"Hello Alexa!

My name is [deluded idiot] and I am [strange woman's] husband ( that's her "work" profile here as you can see ). I just discovered your profile recently + viewed your private gallery earlier just now and you look really gorgeous if I may say so.

I hope you don't mind me asking, but I was wondering if you are single and looking for a partner / something long-term?

It may sound stupid but I love your looks and you look really like my type I click with very well. My wife and I are looking since quite a while for a really smart + good looking young lady for me as I would eventuality like to live long-term in a FFM relationship.

Anyway; I am 34y, nice and fun, educated, dominant, and if you're interested then I would be delighted if you get in touch and to get the opportunity to get to know you.

Regards, [deluded idiot]"


Sounds like I'm really missing out by turning this one down to stay with my boyfriend.
I mean, a boyfriend who's already got a wife! Exactly what a woman always dreams of! Aren't you all jealous of me?

Text:

"Hi are you available??? I'd like to see you asap! text back please"





sent 5:10 am...   

Alexa ~ I am so jealous!!!

05.10 yesterday morning my phone rings and I answer it with a croaky hello.  It was some idiot asking if I could come out to somewhere in Manchester for a quickie!!  FFS!!  After receiving short shrift from me he then had the audacity to tell me that he thought that I would have been up already as "you hookers are meant to be available all the time aren't you"  Tosser!!  I had only just gotten off to sleep having been up most of the night coughing too   

After trying to get back to sleep I eventually gave up and got up about 8 and logged on to AW to be greeted with a message timed at 04.38 from yet another idiot wanting to know if I could do an outcall to Llandudno Junction straight way!! 

Him: Hi is this Cassie in Chester?

Me: Yes, this is Cassie in Chester, hi.

maybe he thought 'Inchester' was your last name