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jo-jo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12555 on: 12 March 2018, 11:12:12 am »
Phonecall -

Him - Do you do outcalls?
Me- It depends where. I don't drive.
Him - Neither do I cos I got banned.

He sounded okay, a bit too over familiar, but this revelation made me think reckless and irresponsible.

Would you see it as a red flag?

wouldn't bother me at all tbh.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12556 on: 12 March 2018, 04:53:38 pm »
Phonecall -

Him - Do you do outcalls?
Me- It depends where. I don't drive.
Him - Neither do I cos I got banned.

He sounded okay, a bit too over familiar, but this revelation made me think reckless and irresponsible.

Would you see it as a red flag?

All sorts of people lose their licence and/or have criminal records. I know a business owner, local councillor, doting father who lost his twice. He's just a bit of a silly billy who likes driving fast - but I would think it was weird to say it, he could just say - me either

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12557 on: 12 March 2018, 05:35:51 pm »
All sorts of people lose their licence and/or have criminal records. I know a business owner, local councillor, doting father who lost his twice. He's just a bit of a silly billy who likes driving fast - but I would think it was weird to say it, he could just say - me either

Yeah, he sounded a bit Jack the Lad type. And that puts me off alone. Plus, it was a house visit and I never do those unless I feel completely comfortable.
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12558 on: 13 March 2018, 06:53:24 am »
Woke up to this text this morn, sent at 1:21am

Fuck you over the back of my car tonight outside. 150 quid

 ::) :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12559 on: 13 March 2018, 07:02:01 am »
Woke up to this text this morn, sent at 1:21am

Fuck you over the back of my car tonight outside. 150 quid

 ::) :FF

I wonder if he even thought you'd respond !!!

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12560 on: 13 March 2018, 10:03:37 am »
Wow I just got this one (text) "am on the hills lambing n thought  wd ask are U avail at 3?"

 ;D

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12561 on: 13 March 2018, 05:25:37 pm »
Caller this morning (Creepy sickly over nice voice) hello how are you .
Me ok thanks and you ?
 Caller Oh im good and how's your day going (baring in mind its only 9am !!)
Me how can I help
Caller  when are you free ?
Me from 10.am
Caller starts laughing says my name then says ok I'll come at 10,00 what do you do ?
Me why don't you read my profile then call back  :FF
Caller ok see you then  :FF :FF
It was the voice that really got me I couldn't have put up with him however he looked

honeymoonbarbie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12562 on: 13 March 2018, 05:48:04 pm »
Those that conveniently avoid giving definitive booking request information but simultaneously find ways  to ask more questions or completely ignore the information they?ve already been given.

Him: Hi, I would like to make a booking sometime this week, my number is x
Me: I don?t have availability before y, if you?d like to arrange something please do let me know a date, time and how long you?d be looking to book so that I can confirm availability.
Him: Where are you based?
Me: Same place as always, it?s also mentioned on my profile.
Him: I?ll definitely book - probs half hour. All services provided or ?
Me: Everything listed on my profile is included. If you would like to book please let me know a definitive day and time. Until then!
Him: definitely not available at any point tonight?! Worth a try x

Sure, why don?t I put on a new set of undies, do my makeup and sort out the incall room all on my day off for a 30 minute booking.


Him: your picture has caught my attention, are you still in x?
Me: Yes I am however I won?t be hosting incalls until y. If you would like to arrange a booking please give me a definitive date, time and how long you?d like to book for so that I can confirm my availability.
Him: Thanks for the quick response, i would be looking for either thursday or friday morning if possible, for possibly 90 mins..... Do you have any other pics?

Sure bud, I didn?t upload all available pictures to my profile because I enjoy individually selecting which ones to send to clients when they ask and I?d be more than happy to block out between 6AM and 12PM on both Thursday and Friday  to accomodate your possibly 90 minute booking request.

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12563 on: 13 March 2018, 06:00:28 pm »
How many times can I cum in 30 mins ?
How many times do you usually cum with an escort in 30 mins  :FF
I'm sick to death of this one  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12564 on: 13 March 2018, 06:44:46 pm »
Today, I got an email on AdultWork with the subject line Humiliation.
 Would I be interested in domination/humiliation at all?  Erm, nope and its very clear from my profile that I don't offer S&m :FF
How about  #read.myprofileproperly :FF
Oh and something about custard pies, my smelly feet(They do not smell) and farts.

Apparently, this is all designed to make me laugh. Sure. Jog on.

« Last Edit: 13 March 2018, 08:46:38 pm by Christina_Rose »

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12565 on: 13 March 2018, 06:46:44 pm »
Today, I got an email on AdultWork with the subject line Humiliation.
 Would I be interested in domination/humiliation at all?  Erm, nope and its very clear from my profile that I don't offer S&m :FF
How about  #rea.myprofileproperly :FF
Oh and something about custard pies, my smelly feet(They do not smell) and farts.

Apparently, this is all designed to make me laugh. Sure. Jog on.

 Christina he's doing the rounds again I got his e-mail b4 !!!

Christina_Rose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12566 on: 13 March 2018, 08:56:30 pm »
Christina he's doing the rounds again I got his e-mail b4 !!!

Thanks ! Well, this current profile has 0 ratings  so he must have invented a new one.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12567 on: 14 March 2018, 01:03:20 am »
Haven?t read all this thread yet but am seriously going to have to!

However thought I?d chime in with this;
Had a call earlier, answered, ?hey is this Stacey?? (My name isn?t Stacey)
?No babe, it?s not?
?Oh right, are you sure??
(At this point I just wanted to see where it was going)
Said no, told him my name, he then proceeded to ask if Stacey was free (don?t know a Stacey)
Then after me saying he clearly had the wrong number said ?oh well you?ll do, where are you, I?ll head down now?

Unsurprisingly I laughed, wished him luck & hung up  ;D

GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12568 on: 14 March 2018, 01:10:19 am »
How many times can I cum in 30 mins ?
How many times do you usually cum with an escort in 30 mins  :FF
I'm sick to death of this one  :FF

I literally don?t see anyone that asks this, twats

MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12569 on: 14 March 2018, 08:29:50 am »

Hi
Lovely profile!
I travel through your town  daily. Would you consider jumping on the train to meet for a naughty liaison in the bathroom? ;)