Where do these jokers come from really 

I know 

Text from Knob 'Where can you do an outcall? Cardiff?' Knob omits the hello, please, thank you etc.

Knob receives autoresponse that says CALL to book.

Knob texts back 'Are you available now?' 

Tumbleweed

Knob calls! I answer, Knob hangs straight up. Mum probably walked in and caught him wanking.

When they email you 'put something sexy on' WTF all my pictures show me wearing constantly sexy outfits there is no need to spell out the obvious!  Plus this guy has seen me before so he must know I satisfy him.

Do they think we would otherwise wear something from the local Army & Navy store??!

Or when they say 'do you wear high heels' can't they see in the photos that is exactly what we all wear?  Do they expect us to greet them at the door in dungarees and wellies on or what is it with these comments?!

He sounded so posh 

Idiot 1: Hi

I've just seen your profile and think I really need to see you
Do you see virgins? I'm a virgin but just very into getting dominated at the first time so someone can teach me the 'ropes' pardon the pun!
I think I'll want to explore stuff like Cleaning, foot worship, orgasm control, kissing, denial/ruined(If don't deserve a real one!) bondage etc! Anything what makes you happy or want to try on someone.


My profile is focused on offering submissive services and clearly states I don't offer femdom. Along with 3 accounts and almost 1,000 messages sent with no bookings made combined I think I will pass on this lovely offer! Another for the delete and block.

Idiot 2: Do you do any services for ?30
Me- My rates are clearly listed on my profile.
Never heard back surprisingly.

Idiot 3: U available today
Not something I would usually answer but it's quiet so decided to while wondering how difficult it is to say hello or spell you
Him: Can I book 30 minutes at 3
Me- Sure, sends details.
Him: Do u offer full gfe kissing hugging sex
Me- Inwardly sighing-yes.
Him- Do u wear tights
Me- All the info you need can be found on my profile.
Silence.

Somehow I don't think he is going to show! 

Idiot 2: Do you do any services for ?30

I sometimes wish I would get an enquiry like this. I have my answer ready. "yes for ?30 you can come in, shake my hand and then feel the hem of my long skirt, then go straight back out again"

Not sure it is ever going to happen 

Idiot 1: Hi

I've just seen your profile and think I really need to see you
Do you see virgins? I'm a virgin but just very into getting dominated at the first time so someone can teach me the 'ropes' pardon the pun!
I think I'll want to explore stuff like Cleaning, foot worship, orgasm control, kissing, denial/ruined(If don't deserve a real one!) bondage etc! Anything what makes you happy or want to try on someone.


My profile is focused on offering submissive services and clearly states I don't offer femdom. Along with 3 accounts and almost 1,000 messages sent with no bookings made combined I think I will pass on this lovely offer! Another for the delete and block.

Idiot 2: Do you do any services for ?30
Me- My rates are clearly listed on my profile.
Never heard back surprisingly.

Idiot 3: U available today
Not something I would usually answer but it's quiet so decided to while wondering how difficult it is to say hello or spell you
Him: Can I book 30 minutes at 3
Me- Sure, sends details.
Him: Do u offer full gfe kissing hugging sex
Me- Inwardly sighing-yes.
Him- Do u wear tights
Me- All the info you need can be found on my profile.
Silence.

Somehow I don't think he is going to show! 

Knowing this is a joker I'd love to send a message  your flight with BA is confirmed for 10.03.18 leaving Gatwick south terminal 15.45 arriving Caoetown 23.30  Lol