Does he expect me to be like "9 inch cock you say??!!! well in that case i will drop my family plans and invite you over for a 30 minute blow job for ?20."

Actually, yes he does. 

'Hi again, Had a luk at yr site and don't think i will be booking u after all. 2 be honest i don't think yr really pretty enuff 2 be chargin the rates that u are'

How incredibly rude of him! Some people just have no tact or manners, or they maybe enjoy making other people feel like shit. All he had to do was not send you a message at all or to politely tell you that he wouldnt be able to book you as something had come up. When will they learn??!
The day that all clients are well mannered gentlemen will be the day that monkeys take over the world

Ohh Simone, what a c@ck..too scared/poor to book an escort so gets of on trying to put them down. I'm getting similar emails/texts from a "man" at the mo, quite probably the same guy. Keep your cool honey and try to find it in your heart to feel sorry for the loser xx

I hate that attitude. I want to retort, * ok, so you have half a minute of my time to complete your booking request. Tell me why I should accept YOU as a new client today, rather than seeing one of my lovely regulars? What do you have to offer me that is extra special?* - Trouble is, he would start to tell me in very graphic terms I fear! 
I once had the following from a posh old gent;
*Now then young lady ..( I'm 41, but thanks    )..I have the numbers of several Escorts that I am considering booking today. Tell me 3 good reasons why I should pick YOU my dear ..*
Needless to say, he was given very short shrift and advised to call me back should he revise his attitude and booking technique 
Like many other girls, I have a proclaimer in my ads on on my site stating that good manners and attitude are essential in order to secure a booking..

I have never gotten anything like this before: I had stopped thru a small town in Colorado for 1 night and 1 morning. I was able to meet with 1 client, but this guy...was emailing me all week about meeting, but couldn't get around to picking up the phone:

Him:sorry didnt read it in time.....sorry but im gonna hafta review u as a no show since it took so long to respond

Me:Oh give me a break...you had my number, you could have called me. I'll forward all these emails to whatever site you choose to review me on in my reply if you decide to go that route. And I dont know what hafta

This I think is a biscuit taker:
Guy want me to stop and pick him up on my way back in from an outcall, because he wants to offset his carbon footprint. He needs to realize that isn't the footprint he need to be worrying about.  

People seem to like to force you to do something stupid...

It bad enough I pretty much have no gas...and I had agreed to meet some fool at a truck stop (I know, but I tried it once before and it wasn't any different than any other booking except the location).

So I get there, Im walking all around the parking lot because he was wanting to be 'discreet'. Well I told his ass he needed to either meet me at the front of the parking lot or near the diesel fill up. When I finally did find his truck, the mother fucker wouldn't even open the door and had the windows all covered over. Mind you...this is all in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon!

I was really about to do something absolutely crazy, bust out a few windows, pull my car in front of his and start honking til he opened...but I wasn't even completely sure that was his particular truck as there were dozens of them in every corner. I couldn't tell if he was just in another truck and looking at me, or if he was in that one. And I know those stops are heavily secured and was getting more nervous than anything. But now Im fuming and plotting on turning back around and creating a hostage situation