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Marianne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12450 on: 13 February 2018, 07:16:22 pm »
"Hi, yeah, I want a booking"
"Great, whereabouts are you based?"
"Exeter"
"I don't think that's really going to work"
"I have a really big cock"
"It'd have to be to reach Edinburgh"
#HangUp

 ;D :FF ;D :FF

prick "Hi would u b avalible tonite plz"
me "Don't work evenings hun"
prick "ok not even for dinner"
prick " may I ask ur name hun"
me "My name would be on the advert where you found my number and 'I don't work evenings' means just that. For any kind of booking. Even dinner"
prick "Wat ever bye"

OH MY GOOD GOD  :FF :FF :FF
MM xx

Modesty Blaize

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12451 on: 13 February 2018, 10:30:35 pm »
Text:

Hi hun, great pics. If you ever need a gardener let me know.  ???

Sugar xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12452 on: 13 February 2018, 10:32:25 pm »
"Hi, yeah, I want a booking"
"Great, whereabouts are you based?"
"Exeter"
"I don't think that's really going to work"
"I have a really big cock"
"It'd have to be to reach Edinburgh"
#HangUp

😀😀😀😀😀😀

JustAnotherHooker

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12453 on: 13 February 2018, 10:57:13 pm »
Text:

Hi hun, great pics. If you ever need a gardener let me know.  ???


I would've replied that I trim my own bush!!!  :D
Just another Hooker.

chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12454 on: 14 February 2018, 09:54:49 am »
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I would love you to fuck my face  ??? am 25 young and would show you a time of ur life

Word for word, who wants him?

 :D :D :D

Sugar xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12455 on: 14 February 2018, 10:56:45 am »
Did he not wish you a happy Valentine's day ?!!

MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12456 on: 14 February 2018, 11:44:47 am »
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I would love you to fuck my face  ??? am 25 young and would show you a time of ur life

Word for word, who wants him?

 :D :D :D

Of course this charmer was saving this request for valentines day!!!  ;D
"Got me spread like a buffet, melt in your mouth kind of lovin' Bon a, bon app?tit, baby" - Katy Perry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12457 on: 14 February 2018, 11:47:21 am »
I was a little confused that he wanted me to fuck his face, what with? A baseball bat? A cucumber? The mind boggles! That's the best I get on Valentine's Day, lucky I have low expectations!  ;D

Sugar xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12458 on: 14 February 2018, 01:51:35 pm »
Some old Charmer had messaged me for weeks on e-mail.
Calls today talks on and on  about a load of crap , books then cancels  30 mins later trying to get a different time slot .no I'm busy to You sir  bye ..
You can see them coming a Mile off can't you.
Valentine's  spent eating some  chocolates and ignoring the bullshit messages .now
Some one promised flowers and wanted my postcode ...  :o

DynamiteDoll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12459 on: 14 February 2018, 03:42:19 pm »
I had this plonker few moments ago.

Hi i would like to book you today what time do you have.
me - available in the next 1 hour
him - ok i will book you then. Are you taking any more bookings
me i was confused so I replied what do you mean

him - will you be seeing other clients before i arrive
me - of course is that an issue
him - well i would like to be the first client
me - well you should of booked in the morning
him - i will like to book tomorrow to be first client
me - that is fine but you wont be the first cock that would have been inside me
him - what do you mean
me - well i would of fukd my boyfriend before starting work ( course i did not want this idiot booking )
him - that is nasty
 :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12460 on: 14 February 2018, 11:06:35 pm »
You are not in Manchester by any chance are you?
As they are all out today
After asking if i was available, where am I based etc
Plonker 1 - how many clients are you seeing tonight? Or would it be best to arrange for tomorrow I want to be the first person you see?

I Didn?t even qualify it with a reply, especially as I don?t even offer full sex anymore the idiot

Plonker 2 @  10:38pm - can u send me address please m coming to u tomorrow night

Me - Who are you???

P2 - I see ur number on visa street m coming from Oldham


Me - Try speaking to me and asking can you make a booking first??? How do you know I would agree to see you???? I don?t even work nights, I?m not sure what ?visa street? is but I state on every advert not to contact me between 8pm and 8am

P2 - ok so when I call let me no plz
P2 - Baby
Me - IM NOT YOUR BABY!!!!!!!

Phone rings.......

P2 - Baby

Me - argggggggh #$*#?!!*+  :FF  :FF  :FF

Click........

Seriously if visa did bookings lol x

Sugar xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12461 on: 15 February 2018, 11:25:34 am »
Email this morning
What's your location.?
Not hello nothing else .
So no answer sent back just blocked

Christinex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12462 on: 15 February 2018, 05:31:02 pm »
Idiot: Hiya mate, ru free?
Me: Nah sorry pal
Idiot: Alrite cheers

 ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12463 on: 15 February 2018, 09:56:47 pm »
Call at 2am.
When you don't get an answer, try again.
When you STILL don't get an answer, try another coupla times, just in case...
Nil Volupti Sine Lucre

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12464 on: 16 February 2018, 06:12:15 am »
Email this morning
What's your location.?
Not hello nothing else .
So no answer sent back just blocked

Your honoured, I've had a few texts with just 'Address' or theres another guy who texts a few times a month middle of the night with 'Outcall M9' I tried telling him at first that I don't do outcalls or work nights but that was  a year ago and hes still at it lol