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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #660 on: 14 September 2010, 07:58:30 am »
I received this email tonight 'hello me and my mum are going down near you soon and it is her bday she is gonna be 47 and she is single my dad left 5 years ago and she needs some fun she has never been with a woman. Before and wants to try it we are close and don't hide anything from each other I'll pay for it xxx'
I got the same one!  ::) AW?

SNAP.....Now I wonder why none of us jumped at the offer  :o
LOL! Hadn't looked at this thread for a few days - I got it too!  There are some very strange people out there..

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #661 on: 14 September 2010, 08:05:36 am »
I had some idiot call me last night talking about, "Im coming into town, I need to know a good area of town to stay in. I dont want to be in a place thats dirty, dingy or that has HOOKERS everywhere. Do you know any good spots that we could go to?"

Me: "Im an escort not a tour guide dumbass!"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #662 on: 16 September 2010, 12:07:24 am »
A text that I received today:

Hi can you do st albans, asap. Do you take credit card payments? X

i haven't even bothered to reply.

Also, has anyone else been getting texts from someone calling themselves 'Patel' offering 12,000 pounds for 4 days work. He sends me them every other day now for the past couple of weeks. It went quiet for a week or so then started again over the last week or so! My motto: if it sounds too good to be true, then it usually is!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #663 on: 16 September 2010, 12:13:46 am »
Also, has anyone else been getting texts from someone calling themselves 'Patel' offering 12,000 pounds for 4 days work. He sends me them every other day now for the past couple of weeks. It went quiet for a week or so then started again over the last week or so! My motto: if it sounds too good to be true, then it usually is!

Search for his name in this thread. He only offered Evie 8,000.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #664 on: 16 September 2010, 12:14:35 am »

Also, has anyone else been getting texts from someone calling themselves 'Patel' offering 12,000 pounds for 4 days work. He sends me them every other day now for the past couple of weeks. It went quiet for a week or so then started again over the last week or so! My motto: if it sounds too good to be true, then it usually is!

Yes he even phoned me! Needless to say I politely declined his offer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #665 on: 16 September 2010, 02:37:17 pm »
I've read through most of this thread and it seems that guys either a) think we're despearate for money, or b) think they're going to give us the best sex ever and we should be greatful for that! Silly boys!

I had a couple of weird messages through AW:

1. How to book...dont lose that red hair!!!

I've interpreted that in so many ways, is he telling me how to book, or is he telling me that I may go bald, or possibly there is a stray red hair on me in one of my photos?

2. today's thursday?

Well, yes.... I think he might have mixed me up with someone else there, but I can't see how as I've never sent him a message to reply to!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #666 on: 17 September 2010, 02:40:01 pm »
Message on AW

'Hi simone, love your photos and profile, would like to arrange a meeting if possible?'

Now all well and good, only snag being the guys AW nickname is 7 inch black cock :o Now call me picky but i don't think I'm the only lady totally put off by such horrid crude monikers? Is there any need? He could be a perfectly nice guy in real life but as soon as you read the name they've given themself you just think uurrrrggghhhhh :P

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #667 on: 17 September 2010, 05:46:44 pm »
Now all well and good, only snag being the guys AW nickname is 7 inch black cock :o Now call me picky but i don't think I'm the only lady totally put off by such horrid crude monikers? Is there any need? He could be a perfectly nice guy in real life but as soon as you read the name they've given themself you just think uurrrrggghhhhh :P

I'm exactly the same - I don't know why they do it, and I honestly don't think they realise how offputting it is. I once, against my better judgement, took a booking from a bloke calling himself 'facialspunker' (I know) and was dreading it to my core all morning, but he turned out to be a perfectly nice and civil gent who even wrote me a nice FR. He has no idea how close his email came to going straight in the bin.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #668 on: 18 September 2010, 10:17:49 pm »
Just got home after a lovely evening out meeting and having dinner with one of our lovely forumites from here   ;D Decided to check to AW mail and was greeted with the following two contenders  ::)

 
"we are a couple maybe we can meet and have fun together?we wud like to spend nice time together , we like long forplays , lot of kissing , teasing , and touching, we like to pay all 3 of us together and 2 of us and 3rd will be watching and directing, then we can take turns,....maybe we can play naughty games....and take shower together..and more....xxxx"

"Hi,

I'm after a one hour booking today in Haydock. I was wondering if you are free? I'll be messaging some other girls I am interested in, just incase you're not available If you're not, I might be able to use your services later in the week. Thanks"


Ummmm well I just can't contain myself!!  ;D

The first one is from a guy who has messaged me twice this week already and I have ignored both.  The first two messages were just as ummm eloquent and fanciful and I think that it's probably a dead cert that his other half is a figment of his imagination  ::)  lol

The second, well as it states clearly on my profile that for sameday bookings a guy needs to ring me, the idiot clearly cannot read and follow simple instructions.  I guess I should be grateful  tho that I was one of the chosen few that he deigned to contact  pmsl  :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #669 on: 19 September 2010, 01:00:49 am »
A text I got 20 minutes ago

'yo bbz, wud luv 2 c u now, got a big ard cock waitin 4 u, wanna stick it in ur pussy n mak u cum, wil u do ?35 4 an hour'

After reading that I'm trying to remember the correct spelling for the word I'd use to describe what my actions in response to that message will be.... oh thats right IGNORE!

He's probably about 15 and drunk off cheap cider in a park, wanking into a condom.

Erugh.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #670 on: 19 September 2010, 11:23:51 am »
Now all well and good, only snag being the guys AW nickname is 7 inch black cock :o Now call me picky but i don't think I'm the only lady totally put off by such horrid crude monikers? Is there any need? He could be a perfectly nice guy in real life but as soon as you read the name they've given themself you just think uurrrrggghhhhh :P

I'm exactly the same - I don't know why they do it, and I honestly don't think they realise how offputting it is. I once, against my better judgement, took a booking from a bloke calling himself 'facialspunker' (I know) and was dreading it to my core all morning, but he turned out to be a perfectly nice and civil gent who even wrote me a nice FR. He has no idea how close his email came to going straight in the bin.

Ooohhh 'Facialspunker' that's a nice one ;D conjures up such lovely images of the sort of young gent you would be happy to take home to meet your mother!
Its reminds me of a guy who once rang to book on the day and said he had sent a booking request on AW (i didn't see it at the time as no internet connection in the incall place i was working) He came along, was perfectly polite and unassuming and booking was fine. When i got home i checked AW to discover that his AW nickname was 'Throbbing gristle' :o If i had known that in advance i would probably never have agreed to see him yet he was fine in person!
Suffice to say though his gristle wasn't particularly throbbing, nor very gristly either come to think of it ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #671 on: 19 September 2010, 04:31:46 pm »
There is a gentleman who wants to buk me. I don't want to be buked, it sounds rather unpleasant  :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #672 on: 20 September 2010, 10:02:22 am »
Had this lovely little gem last night;

'Had good time wednesday would like you 2 suck me off again dont want 2 stay long just cum in your mouth would come 2 see regular if you could do it for 75 pound like time only there 4 10 mins'

I was curious to see which one of my clients this was from Wednesday so text him asking who he was.

'Lingerie Man'

Ahhh makes sence. Didn't text him back and this morning got this text;

'I texted you last night i came last wednesday in my lingerie just want 2 cum in your mouth and would come regular if you did it for 75 pound'

Does he think the more times he repeats himself that I am more likely to be swayed by his obvious charm?  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #673 on: 20 September 2010, 10:11:58 pm »
Got this lovely one tonight:

Hi
Wow April you look gorgeous
I would love to see you Monday at 9.30 pm
I am slim attractive professional man, very clean looking for 1.5 hours incall for ?150 to inc owo cim and bareback sex
Cleanliness expected both ways.
Greg
xxx

Bareback for less than my normal rate! Hold me back  ;)

Also these texts this morning:
'Can u plz ans my call for bit thank u'
'I going to talk to u it is very impantant plz'
'I wana bessnes with u'

 :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #674 on: 21 September 2010, 12:33:42 am »
Its reminds me of a guy who once rang to book on the day and said he had sent a booking request on AW (i didn't see it at the time as no internet connection in the incall place i was working) He came along, was perfectly polite and unassuming and booking was fine. When i got home i checked AW to discover that his AW nickname was 'Throbbing gristle' :o If i had known that in advance i would probably never have agreed to see him yet he was fine in person!
Suffice to say though his gristle wasn't particularly throbbing, nor very gristly either come to think of it ;D

He's not a perv, he just likes some odd music. Throbbing Gristle is a band.