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JustAnotherHooker

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12435 on: 13 February 2018, 10:57:13 pm »
Text:

Hi hun, great pics. If you ever need a gardener let me know.  ???


I would've replied that I trim my own bush!!!  :D

chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12436 on: 14 February 2018, 09:54:49 am »
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I would love you to fuck my face  ??? am 25 young and would show you a time of ur life

Word for word, who wants him?

 :D :D :D

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12437 on: 14 February 2018, 10:56:45 am »
Did he not wish you a happy Valentine's day ?!!

MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12438 on: 14 February 2018, 11:44:47 am »
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I would love you to fuck my face  ??? am 25 young and would show you a time of ur life

Word for word, who wants him?

 :D :D :D

Of course this charmer was saving this request for valentines day!!!  ;D
"Got me spread like a buffet, melt in your mouth kind of lovin' Bon a, bon app?tit, baby" - Katy Perry

chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12439 on: 14 February 2018, 11:47:21 am »
I was a little confused that he wanted me to fuck his face, what with? A baseball bat? A cucumber? The mind boggles! That's the best I get on Valentine's Day, lucky I have low expectations!  ;D

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12440 on: 14 February 2018, 01:51:35 pm »
Some old Charmer had messaged me for weeks on e-mail.
Calls today talks on and on  about a load of crap , books then cancels  30 mins later trying to get a different time slot .no I'm busy to You sir  bye ..
You can see them coming a Mile off can't you.
Valentine's  spent eating some  chocolates and ignoring the bullshit messages .now
Some one promised flowers and wanted my postcode ...  :o

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12441 on: 14 February 2018, 03:42:19 pm »
I had this plonker few moments ago.

Hi i would like to book you today what time do you have.
me - available in the next 1 hour
him - ok i will book you then. Are you taking any more bookings
me i was confused so I replied what do you mean

him - will you be seeing other clients before i arrive
me - of course is that an issue
him - well i would like to be the first client
me - well you should of booked in the morning
him - i will like to book tomorrow to be first client
me - that is fine but you wont be the first cock that would have been inside me
him - what do you mean
me - well i would of fukd my boyfriend before starting work ( course i did not want this idiot booking )
him - that is nasty
 :FF

GG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12442 on: 14 February 2018, 11:06:35 pm »
You are not in Manchester by any chance are you?
As they are all out today
After asking if i was available, where am I based etc
Plonker 1 - how many clients are you seeing tonight? Or would it be best to arrange for tomorrow I want to be the first person you see?

I Didn?t even qualify it with a reply, especially as I don?t even offer full sex anymore the idiot

Plonker 2 @  10:38pm - can u send me address please m coming to u tomorrow night

Me - Who are you???

P2 - I see ur number on visa street m coming from Oldham


Me - Try speaking to me and asking can you make a booking first??? How do you know I would agree to see you???? I don?t even work nights, I?m not sure what ?visa street? is but I state on every advert not to contact me between 8pm and 8am

P2 - ok so when I call let me no plz
P2 - Baby
Me - IM NOT YOUR BABY!!!!!!!

Phone rings.......

P2 - Baby

Me - argggggggh #$*#?!!*+  :FF  :FF  :FF

Click........

Seriously if visa did bookings lol x
GG x

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12443 on: 15 February 2018, 11:25:34 am »
Email this morning
What's your location.?
Not hello nothing else .
So no answer sent back just blocked

Christinex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12444 on: 15 February 2018, 05:31:02 pm »
Idiot: Hiya mate, ru free?
Me: Nah sorry pal
Idiot: Alrite cheers

 ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12445 on: 15 February 2018, 09:56:47 pm »
Call at 2am.
When you don't get an answer, try again.
When you STILL don't get an answer, try another coupla times, just in case...
Nil Volupti Sine Lucre

GG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12446 on: 16 February 2018, 06:12:15 am »
Email this morning
What's your location.?
Not hello nothing else .
So no answer sent back just blocked

Your honoured, I've had a few texts with just 'Address' or theres another guy who texts a few times a month middle of the night with 'Outcall M9' I tried telling him at first that I don't do outcalls or work nights but that was  a year ago and hes still at it lol
GG x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12447 on: 17 February 2018, 04:27:17 pm »
Prat: Are you free?
Me: I'm not free, I'm expensive.
Prat: LOL I mean when you free
Me: Never, I'm always expensive.
Prat: How much then?
Me: refer back to AW profile link
Prat: 70 isn't that expensive
Me: In that case I'll be happy to charge you double.
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12448 on: 18 February 2018, 01:59:10 pm »
I really wish there was an award for the most inventive message ever because I really think I have a great contender here...

Text yesterday (only just stopped laughing now)

'Hi im peter i know this sounds silly but would you sell a bloke to a chinese takeaway and keep the money you get for him if it was his fantasy'

I mean what can you say to that! Now I'll be very upset if any of you have had this too, he's mine... :D :D :D




Christinex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12449 on: 18 February 2018, 02:15:44 pm »
I really wish there was an award for the most inventive message ever because I really think I have a great contender here...

Text yesterday (only just stopped laughing now)

'Hi im peter i know this sounds silly but would you sell a bloke to a chinese takeaway and keep the money you get for him if it was his fantasy'

I mean what can you say to that! Now I'll be very upset if any of you have had this too, he's mine... :D :D :D

This creep been around for couple of years now. I had this one too. Sometimes he ask for crush toys with my bum but Chinese take away is his last fantasy.