Hi there, you look sexy, fancy some bareback fun in all your holes?

*swoons*

Was going to work tomorrow as I don't have my little'un until evening but after the oddballs today I'm glad of a week long break!

Several requests for bareback, a guy who I answered even though I would usually ignore someone who doesn't even say hello but as it was so quiet answered anyway. He followed up with text me your address and how much for overnight (Which I don't do, nor do I give the address until a booking is made and confirmed.) I didn't hear back after pointing this out rather abruptly.

The usual "u free" "available" and then the oddball who every so often texts asking me to "sit on my throne and do some throne testing."

Phone off, pjs on and not engaging until Jan!

Hello I'm wondering if your available for a quickie tonight around 2am, hope to hear off you
 

Just had this corker

Subject: hello baby girl
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hello baby

how are u??

my feedback is getting better i have toke few ladies out now from adultwork i have spended 9000 pound. its your chance to go shopping with me

let me take u out shopping this week in streatham i will pick u up from streatham hill train station

u can get a train to streatham hill station from london bridge or victoria or clapham junction station

call me - jackson


It's like a bad Nigerian Prince phishing scam...there was a phone number if any ladies want to meet him...

hahahah I come from that part of town - one is limited to shopping idiot lool

Just had this corker

Subject: hello baby girl
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hello baby

how are u??

my feedback is getting better i have toke few ladies out now from adultwork i have spended 9000 pound. its your chance to go shopping with me

let me take u out shopping this week in streatham i will pick u up from streatham hill train station

u can get a train to streatham hill station from london bridge or victoria or clapham junction station

call me - jackson


It's like a bad Nigerian Prince phishing scam...there was a phone number if any ladies want to meet him...

He's learnt some manners then.

From the same idiot sent just over a week ago:


hello baby girl

how are u

lets do a porn together it will be fun, people will be watching both of us in webcam

i will lick ya pussy so good i will be ya bitch

i want to spend some money on u today sexy.. lets go shopping today in streatham hill i will pick u up in streatham hill station

lets have fun together

give me a call on x jackson

dont wast my time
 

Sure im not the only one to get this post christmas cracker of an email 

"Random clean guys putting their hard bare cock inside you and fucking your wet pussy skin on skin then shooting a warm creamy load deep inside your arse x I'm your man Let's set something up x"


So many replies, so little time! 

Sweet Jesus 

I know right?? I choose to laugh though, better than crying! lol xx

I?m always staggered when I get messages like this, I never know if they?re serious or joking