Saturday was full of idiots, I stayed over at my apartment as I had a busy Friday night and was debating working Saturday morning, it was all depending if my new car was going to be ready to collect. looked at my phone around 8.30am and I had missed calls and texts off this number around 4am saying He had 'seen my profile' so half asleep I text him back asking him if he 'saw' the part that says 'Please refrain from contacting me between 8pm - 8am.'
Twit - 'No...... are you available now'
Me - 'No'
He then calls me around 2 hours later and I pick up as I'm in a good mood. (the garage had called to say my new car was ready  ) He sounds like a young Asian Chav

Twit - 'Are you available now'
Me - 'No I'm not working today (me feeling very pleased with myself  ) I'm going to pick up my new car'
Twit - 'Can I come with you'
Me - 'WTF did you hear what I just said'
Twit - 'Yes'
Me - pmsl.... 'I don't even know you why the fu(k would I take you anywhere with me'
Twit - 'Pleaseeeeee I've got nowhere to go I've been drinking all night and I cant go home I'm just driving around in my car with nowhere to go'
He pauses for a second, obviously thinks he's got a bright idea and says
'Do you want me to take you there......I've got my car'

So I put the phone down pmsl, dumfounded & scared at the same time at the thought of this guy with nowhere to go....drinking all night and thinking I would go anywhere with him never mind let him drive me there, go into the living room and re-tell the conversation to Chloe (another escort renting a room for the weekend) Just as I finish her work phone rings so I say watch out it doesn't end with ### .....
Guess what it does so when he asks her if she's available she says 'I'm not working today I'm going to collect my new car'
and the twit has exactly the same convo with her but adds in:

Twit - 'but pleaseeeee I really have nowhere to go... I have been drinking all night and cant go back to my 'Padmates' stinking of booze
Chloe - ' I think he means his mum and dad'   

And this beauty via email even though I don't offer domination and quite frankly even if I did his wording would immediately scream one handed typing!
Hello beautiful sexy Bibi

I'm trying to be rather discreet in making sure you're ok with what I'm looking for before I try to make an appointment. Also I'm very new at this so please do forgive me if I say anything that offends you.

My name is Mike *Dickhead* and I'm 42 year old, successful professional Caucasian guy. I just love sexy bbw and I think you look like an amazingly sexy and beautiful woman. I love that you squirt, I would love to have you cumming all over my face. If you are willing and able, I would love to explore a very intimate and erotic femdom fantasy with you where you are a very powerful and very dominant queen and I am your very obedient and very submissive and pleasing personal pleasure slave, So as your slave, you have complete and total control and domination over me at all times, I am your owned property, your erotic pleasure slave, your filthy slut and anything else you want me to be and all you have to do is demand what you want me to do and I have to do absolutely anything and everything you command me to without exception, no matter how dirty, filthy or nasty.

So this powerful queen loves to use me in every and any way she wants to for her sexual pleasures, as erotic and nasty as she wants to be with me. So every time she wants to force me to worship, pleasure and satisfy her this is how she does it...... She always starts by ordering me to get naked. She than enjoys bending me over and giving me some good, stiff hard spanking and paddling on my tender ass until she turns me a nice shade of red, and then she sternly commands me to get on my knees before my queen, and than she forces me to explicitly beg and plead with her to allow me to lick and eat Her Majesty's beautiful ass and her exquisite royal cunt.

So than after I've done as she commands and begged and pleaded with her, she forces me to spend a lot of time eating and pleasuring her ass and her cunt in absolutely any and every filthy, raunchy way she desires and commands me to, and especially including a lot of fully naked full weight facesitting and smothering, both ass smothering and full queening too, just as completely intimate, nasty and erotic as she can possibly be with me, forcing me to keep on licking, sucking and eating both her ass and her cunt really deep and really good for just as much and as long as she commands me to, until she's very fully and deeply pleased and satisfied. I would love to have you take complete and total control and domination of me and force me to do this to you until you cum all over my face and drench and drown me in your delicious hot wet cum.

And the whole entire time she's'forcing me to pleasure and satisfy her she keeps constantly talking very dirty and nasty to me, sternly demanding real explicitly every single specific dirty raunchy little thing she wants me to do to her to pleasure and satisfy her because it brings her great enjoyment to give me filthy erotic commands and force me to perform them on her for her pleasure.

Sorry that was so long but my fantasies tend to be very vivid detailed creative type scenarios, and as you can tell details are pretty important to me. So please just kindly reply and let me know exactly how you feel about doing this and indulging in this fantasy with me and if so I would like to make an appointment as soon as you are available.

My friend & I are in the same hotel ( by accident )
So we are hanging out a bit having a drink and it's amazing how many guys book my friend then call me to try and book me as well.

We had one guy calling us both trying to book us both for 2 days at the same time  - twat

This email made me laugh..


Can I bring you money and then you tell me to fuck off
Love being used

Now that would be the best booking ever!

Phone chat
 Hi can you blackmail me ?
He says I want u to call my wife and rell her im having sex with other women .
The phone line went very quiet
Oops I got disconnected was bored already. ..
I got 2 credits for that nonsense

Phone chat
 Hi can you blackmail me ?
He says I want u to call my wife and rell her im having sex with other women .
The phone line went very quiet
Oops I got disconnected was bored already. ..
I got 2 credits for that nonsense

I'm sure I had a text saying similar recently!

email on AW

Hey,

I am a photographer based in Northamptonshire and I was wondering if you would be interested in a free Photoshoot/exchange of services?

I can provide you with lots of High-quality shots that can be used on your profile or as a gift for those that gain access to your private gallery.(Making you money for each person who views them)

*All photos will be one hundred percent yours and will not be distributed posted or sold anywhere.