Bloody heard it all now!Email on AW,which I think personally has got worse and worse for time wasters the past year,it is almost on a par with Viva Street!
'Heyyy,I was wondering if you are anywhere near Leeds Dock?'
(No real need to wonder as my profile tells them I am near 2 well known and easily looked up locations)
Anyway I answered and got this:
'Oh so you are near blah blah then,that's great.I really love your pictures,I bet you get loads saying that.What are you up to today then?'
(You just know this guy is a tit but I always try and answer politely!)
'Thanks, so were you wanting to book for today?'
'Ahhh no sorry,I just fancied a bit of conversation to curb my horniness and I am trying to find a job,I don't suppose you have any jobs do you or maybe I can be an apprentice lol?'
'I don't wish to be rude but this is an advertising platform for sex workers and their clients not tinder or plenty of fish.I suggest you ring a sex line if you want conversation because frankly why would you think I want to chat when I am working and it would be for free?If you want a job why not invest your time into going to the job centre instead of wasting time on here,there are enough time wasters on this site already'
What the fuck goes through their minds?!?

Leeds seems to be fuckwit central right now, I can't remember the last time I received a sensible well thought out message

Text from idiot: "u working x"

Me: Hello, yes I'm working today the hours are on my profile. Thanks!

Idiot: U do anal

Me: I do offer a levels to my discretion, if we go ahead with it I do charge ?30 extra for that service.  Thanks!

Idiot: Discretion on what situation

Me: Manners and respect for a start. 

BLOCK!

Oh so there are girls who respond to "u working text" I don't even respond 

Hey can you visit me in my lorry

How can you say no?

Oh so there are girls who respond to "u working text" I don't even respond 

Sometimes I do sometimes I don't.  It depends.  If I feel like it might be fun to respond and I've got a couple of minutes on my hands then I do.  If I'm really busy or would rather do something else I don't lol.  But pressing the send button on manners and respect and then following with the block button was rather satisfying lol. 

His first message:

Hi, I'm visiting London for work and business, but would like a submissive GF experience before my week. Thinking of visiting xxxx. If you want to join me, we can go together before going to my apartment, but if you're not interested, please say so, so we can skip the pretending you like it part. Not sure how much time xxxx but I'm thinking it will take like an hour and another hour at my apartment. Please give me a quote on something like that, obviously I'll compensate any deviance that may occurre... Hope you are available in that period of time and waiting to hear from you

His second message:
Hi xxxxx
xxxxxx
One more thing, I'm picky about cute faces and am happy to send you a picture of myself in exchange for yours in advance to avoid confusion early at the beginning, but if not, I'm still happy to kick off with a blind date kind of thing.


 

The best joke of 2017.

Hi

will you be left alone in the UK on Christmas Day ? I know how lonely that can be. I can offer a good dinner, drinks and company for the day, including travel, in return for sex. Would this interest you ?

Dave x
 

The best joke of 2017.

Hi

will you be left alone in the UK on Christmas Day ? I know how lonely that can be. I can offer a good dinner, drinks and company for the day, including travel, in return for sex. Would this interest you ?

Dave x

How tempting what's his postcode loads of ladies should turn up ..