Started taking deposits for outcalls and incalls booked more than a few hours in advance because the timewasters are just frying my brain at the minute and I can't be bothered to deal with them. So, naturally;
Him: [paraphrased] I'd like to book you. I'm not going to pay a deposit because it's probably a scam. You should just ask for a confirmation text.
Me: [paraphrased, curt but still professional] Why contact me if you weren't going to pay a deposit? Confirmation texts are meaningless, no-shows cost me money. I did not ask for your advice. Please don't contact me again.
Him: [paraphrased, it was actually written quite formally in that way guys do when they know they're being twats but feel like they can confound you with good grammar] MASSIVE MAN-BABY TANTRUM YOU'RE AN UGLY STUPID WHORE AND YOU DON'T DO ENOUGH SERVICES AND YOU'RE GREEDY AND YOU CHARGE TOO LITTLE BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AND STOP TRYING TO BULLY AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PUNTERS AND YOU SHOULD PHOTOSHOP YOUR PHOTOS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY
He caught my block button pretty quickly. I don't understand how I'm all of a) greedy b) undercharging c) a scam d) not doing enough services. If I were greedy, wouldn't I charge more? If I'm ugly shouldn't I charge less? If I'm a scammer wouldn't I be using fake photos and check every service under the sun just to get the punters in? The logical fallacy is astounding!
