Message on AW.

Do you do the GFE?

I have this in my profile summary and all over my profile! 

Next question - You're photos show you slim. Are you like that now?

 


What the actual F? Does he want to make a booking or not?

He's now blocked. Loser 

By email annoying, by phone far worse!

Honestly the next time someone asks for that ridiculous short notice I might just hang up on them, or laugh or something.

Email just received

IM *delusional knob who types in shouty capitals* FROM UK,YOU CAN REACH ME
(*0800 delusional knob) I WILL NEED YOU
ON MY VACATION TOUR TO AFRICA BY NEXT MONTH  AND I WILL BE THERE
FOR 8DAYS, I WILL NEED YOU TO ESCORT ME TO AFRICA IN NIGERIA.I JUST
CHECK YOUR ADS OUT AND FOUND YOU SO COOL AND DECIDED PICK YOU .PLEASE
MAIL ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME. I AM READY TO OFFER YOU A GOOD
SUM. HOPE 1,500 POUNDS PER DAY FOR ONE WEEK (8DAYS) IS OK. AND AN
UPFRONT WILL BE PAID TO YOU EVEN BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR STATE.ALL
NECESSARY DOCUMENT WILL BE ARRANGED BY ME SO FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO
ME ASAP. LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM YOU. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME
ONLY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GO WITH ME . PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME ASAP
BECAUSE OF OTHER THINGS AT HAND BECAUSE AM ALWAYS BUSY.LOL  JUST MAIL
ME BACK OKAY

I'm busy that week but if anyone else fancies it I'm more than happy to pass his number on...... 

Spoke to him via text a couple of months ago. Was no good as he wanted 30mins and thought my rate was too high for 1 hour so politely said, not suited and no longer answer/texts from him. Every so often he rings and today got this message:

"hi its my birthday are you free xx'

So basically its not your birthday and your only saying that so I 'feel sorry for you' and want to reply back and say yes and agree to lower my rates, might walk into chanel and say 'its my birthday, can I have a huge discount on one of your bags' lol I laugh but makes you think..... 

I'd be tempted to check my phone history to see what dates he texts you this and then politely point out the dates and ask him if he is the queen as she has multiple birthdays as well...dickwad!

Few normal messages and a nornal phone call he wats facial only service then

Him : one more thing are you english?
Me :  Yes,could you not tell by my accent. X
Him : finally found an english bird. You have know idea. Lol. I have visited tgree other ladys in as many weeks. Useless they were.... thing is im a freaky cummer.... i pop huge loads and its very very thick not that watery shit. Anyway i made it q about 8/9 beads and they all shy away and moved. Its very thck and stringy.... are you familiar with mastic? (The stuff tou use as sealent)
Me : I'm sorry to diappoint you like the other escorts but im going to ahve to decline the booking. Im not sure it is healthy for sealent to come out of a penis. Again sorry.

I did not need all that info!!!!!! Ew ew ew.

Urgh far too much info there!!!  Not only that but it reminds me of a man I used to see years ago who, when he eventually did cum splashed loads of it all over the place, me and anything else in it's path. It was as though he had a sprinkler system on the end of his cock.  He never wanted to cum in a condom and each time I sort of hoped it would be tidier than the last but it never was. I had to stop seeing him in the end, much too messy.

Yeah true. First time he said it was his 'birthday' though but clearly fake, thats besides the point though. Like I said wouldnt expect a 'business' to lower rates/fees if it was your birthday. quite funny really 

Or next time he texts saying it's his birthday tell him what a coincidence it's yours as well and any clients you see on your birthday are paying double rate as your birthday present..betcha he'll not text again!

Or next time he texts saying it's his birthday tell him what a coincidence it's yours as well and any clients you see on your birthday are paying double rate as your birthday present..betcha he'll not text again!

I love that but!!!  I am now reminded of 2 years ago when it really was my birthday and I mentioned it to a client (his first meeting with me) and wondered why he just smiled and said happy birthday. He may have thought I was hinting for some extra money/tip or something. Oh dear I really really wasn't 

I had a few of those when I first started. Now any of those signs and they are binned straight away