Had 2 corkers this morning both off equally stupid people although the first one was cheeky too. Phone rang with enquiry etc. Sounded normal and a nice guy and he asked where exactly I was. Enquired about services and asked how much cos he didn't have my profile in front of him. I'm now irritated and he says I will phone you in 30 mins when I finish work.
I5 minutes later. I live 45 minutes away so if you can do an hour for 80 that would be great.
I ignored but so wanted to respond with - Well, book someone closer then!
Second idiot - Hi, is that Gypsy? Do you escort?
Me: Where did you find my ad?
Him: Adultwork.
Talk about asking stupid questions! He then asked do I offer all services cos he hasn't read my profile
One of these days I am going to knowingly accept a booking from one of these losers and they ain't going to get out alive! Now I just have to figure out how to commit the perfect murder!
Killing someone is easy, it's the getting away with it that's hard!
These tossers better hope I'm never afraid to go to prison!
