Him - are you 100% real and genuine?
Me - of course 
Him - have you got WhatsApp?
Me - if you are not convinced it?s not my problem. I?m not giving out personal information or my WhatsApp (as it?s on my personal phone ergo giving out personal info) in order to convince you.
Block

Maybe harsh but I feel like giving out WhatsApp is an invite to the grand ping pong text tournament. Besides as I say it?s on my personal phone  

...the grand ping pong text tournament...

Ya ha ha!

Numpty:Er yeah are you available like er now?
Me:I'm available in 20 mins
Him:Er so like where in Leeds are you?
Me:The city centre
Him:Is there parking nearby?
Me:(Explains parking)
Him:Aw do you know what I don't really feel like coming to the city centre in rush hour
Me:So why didn't you check my location on my profile before ringing,strikes me you are literally going to be wasting alot of time before finding someone where you want them?
Him:Well your profile is long...
Me:It's about 3 paragraphs with location etc highlighted and prominent...
Him:Well maybe another time
Phone down and blocked..knob!!

By stating their dick is 6 and a half inches and will it be big enough.

By asking in the text that he hopes 'we can come to some sort of arrangement' what is he  on about!! Just make an appointment will you lol.  Although I won't make any to guys who harp on about willy size.  I assume they are all timewasters and won't show up.

Message:
 When and where

By stating their dick is 6 and a half inches and will it be big enough.

By asking in the text that he hopes 'we can come to some sort of arrangement' what is he  on about!! Just make an appointment will you lol.  Although I won't make any to guys who harp on about willy size.  I assume they are all timewasters and won't show up.

Ooh he probably thinks you will be so impressed by his  size ..

When they ring claiming their cock is 11 inches long and is it too big as they have been turned away in the past.

Yeh right pull the other one!

Missed call followed by a text at 5.05am this morning

"Morning Lisa hope you're feeling good this morning would love to meet up one night for a drink let me know xx"

You're on the wrong website mate 

I got one like that last week

Text exchange
Him: Hi Alison Ive just seen your profile on adultwork. Can you meet for a socail date tonight?
Me: Hello. I don't take bookings via text message. Can you give me a call please?

Phone call
Him: Hello Alison. So id like to take you to the pub. Ill pay for all your drinks.
Me: I don't drink alcohol however if you just want a socail meet and not sex id would be happy to sit with you while you drink. Did you see my rates for socail meets?
Him: What you on about rates?
Me: What do you mean?
Him: I pay for sex not to take you to the pub
Me: You pay me for my time and my rates for socail meets are cheaper
Him: Its OK I'll ring someone else
Me: Good luck finding an escort to meet you at the pub for free.... You might want to try plenty of fish instead of adult work.
Him: Fuck you stuck up cow!