I wouldn't call anyone between the hours of about 10pm and 8am but it's fine to call us, after all, we are in bed, ready for action, legs apart 24 hours a day!
Oh and always free at any given time for unknown knobbers to shag us, often in exchange for less money than we want, or random gifts in lieu of cash.
I mean, what's wrong with me, am I doing it wrong?