Nott sure this is the right thread, but it did make me laugh!


Evening, how are you?? Been up to much?

A bit weird I know, but I'm looking to be in an open relationship (where only she has other guys and I don't see anyone else) I'm not the clingy, controlling, possessive, insecure type. I absolutely love knowing that my partner (when I have one) is having fun and enjoying herself. I find it so hot!

I like someone who is open minded, kinky, naughty, cheeky, flirtatious, loves lots of banter, lots of laughs and good times together. Dating sites are full of stuffy, snotty nosed people and that is just not for me.

I got some face pics on here, have a look. If you want to chat add me on like bla bla my number is bla bla.

Scott xx

I had no idea that adultwork was also a dating site!

Yep, I had this one last week too 

Yep, I had this one last week too 

Got this too, I advised he go visit a sugar daddy website and leave us lady's alone!

I just had someone ring up asking to see me with 10 minutes notice 

I actually said to him no way that's ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous

Had something similar this morning. He said he is ten mins away from my location (7.10am) and wanted a two hour booking. I start at nine but wake up at seven to get ready. Give me a chance to have my cherrios this morning at least 

I have just read your page on AW and you sound (and look) lovely. I was hoping there would be a chance to meet you for a couple of hours during this coming week.

I am not looking for anything 'special', just a nice time in your company, with some 'fun' added in - We could always have a little meal or go to the restaurant in between any 'sexy part' to have a meal or drink. I am at the (his location) - just to give you some idea of distance.

I am not too sure exactly where you are but, If you want to come during the day we could always have a massage in the Spa as well, which is attached to the Hotel and does look very nice. Just let me know and I can book this if you wish. I am able to collect you, but only if you wish to ride as a pillon on my BMW R1200 RT - which is a very comfortable touring motorcycle. I love it.... LOL!

I look forward to hearing from you

Take care

So exiting.... Love copy & paste emails..

Him:- hi mistress, I want to be your little (skin colour reference) (racial slur in capitals) foot slave dog today?
Me:-bloody hell.

A call around 5pm today:
Him: Are you around?
Me: OH MY GOD!!!! I'm sooo glad you're asking!!!! I was worried you would never call!!!! Yeah!!!! I'm totally around and ready!!!!

He just hung up on me 

Brilliant!!! I've been saying to the ignorant cunts who keep trying to book me at very short notice at weekends "NO sorry I'm already booked and he's due to arrive at (the time they ask for) by somebody who BOOKED ME IN ADVANCE AS IT SAYS ON MY PROFILE!! 


Your reply is sooooo much more fun lol 

Ah well (and true story) the last time someone rang and asked was I 'around'.  I said No I'm a square

Couldn't help myself.

that's a good one! I'm saving it for my next "around" twat!
Ps: are you sure he understood the joke though?

Please someone give me a funny reply to the twat who has just texted telling me how sexy I am and am I 'free next week'...(My full availability is displayed on all my ads)