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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11475 on: 26 July 2017, 09:54:47 pm »
Just checked AW and I have 3 emails

1. Available today? xx (this from a punter who joined a week ago has no feedback and is under my age limit and emails after my finish time)
2. Staying here tonite babe if you fancy it? (this 3 hours after my finish time wanting an out call which I don't do and also too young)
3. Hey gorgeous, take a quick look at my profile, i was wondering if your up for partnering up and making some good money together? Xxx



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11476 on: 27 July 2017, 12:05:38 am »
Today I received from a cunt with 0 feedback

'Do you get messy with piss and Shit too Hun'

Vile.
Sometimes I think that I could die from an overdose of satisfaction. -Salvador Dali

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11477 on: 27 July 2017, 12:45:02 am »
Had a call today from an idiot who said he liked larger ladies then asked if I was toned. Was thinking here pal I'm a size 24 bbw, aye of course I'm toned.  :FF  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11478 on: 27 July 2017, 02:21:22 am »
idiot - what services do you provide
me - where you found my number all the information is there
idiot - repeats question but mumbles voice becomes distance
me - i only speak English do speak louder
him - got your number off facebook
me - ( course i know his chatting shit ) well go back to facebook and read info

Then my paranoid self  had to double check search for my work number nothing popped up.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11479 on: 27 July 2017, 02:53:12 am »
Do you working?
From 6pm yes

You can come to my house.
No I'm incall only as stated on my ad

What's your name in Facebook

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11480 on: 27 July 2017, 11:32:20 am »
Oh a few days ago I got a definite Oscar winner of all them morons.
Don't be jealous, ladies! Happy to pm his number  ;D

YOU HAVE NOW?

Yes, thats the text :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11481 on: 27 July 2017, 01:56:22 pm »
Oh a few days ago I got a definite Oscar winner of all them morons.
Don't be jealous, ladies! Happy to pm his number  ;D

YOU HAVE NOW?

Yes, thats the text :FF

lmao that might be my new favourite

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11482 on: 27 July 2017, 02:27:47 pm »
Nope. I got better. This thread is officially mine now!

An older white upper class prick calls me. Says he can't remember "much" as he's had my number saved since last week. Asks me to introduce myself (really?!).
I sweetly ask him "ok, well what is it that you can remember then?" And I hear : "Nothing. But you can't be that bad, I saved your number."

Hang up. Block. New category created :CretinRude

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11483 on: 27 July 2017, 04:52:43 pm »
Nope. I got better. This thread is officially mine now!

An older white upper class prick calls me. Says he can't remember "much" as he's had my number saved since last week. Asks me to introduce myself (really?!).
I sweetly ask him "ok, well what is it that you can remember then?" And I hear : "Nothing. But you can't be that bad, I saved your number."

Hang up. Block. New category created :CretinRude

lol these guys amaze me. I get that they might save the number for later but it would behoove them to just have another quick read of the profile to refresh their memory before calling. It's like the guys who call or text saying 'which one are you?' erm, you called me, not the other way round?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11484 on: 27 July 2017, 04:54:30 pm »
Nope. I got better. This thread is officially mine now!

An older white upper class prick calls me. Says he can't remember "much" as he's had my number saved since last week. Asks me to introduce myself (really?!).
I sweetly ask him "ok, well what is it that you can remember then?" And I hear : "Nothing. But you can't be that bad, I saved your number."

Hang up. Block. New category created :CretinRude

I had one like this the other day , he phoned up & said ... 
'Say something that will make me book you'


How about piss off

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11485 on: 27 July 2017, 04:56:10 pm »
Received this email..

hi helen

please read my whole e-mail that way we don't waste each other's time. thank you

i'm interested in meeting you for an hour's fun-time if you are available during early mornings [09:00 - 10:00 am]. my meets will be every 3 / 4 weeks when i come for meetings at the university hospitals

i currently see a girl in birmingham but she's moving to boston so i'm looking for a regular liaison with someone instead

i am of asian origin always shaved down below and with a cut cock [circumcised]

my type of meet will normally include foreplay, wanking each other, tit sucking and finger fucking you, massaging each other BUT no intercourse. for this i pay carly ?60 for the hour

if you are interested in such a meet then please e-mail back. thanks

xxxx

1. I don't start at 9am my times are clearly on my profile
2. I don't see Asian men also clearly on my profile
3. I don't allow 'finger fucking'  fingering is not a service I list as available.
4. Punters don't tell me how much they will pay me.
5. ?60 per hour is just a fucking insult.
6. I was pissed off from the first sentence of his email because he hadn't bothered to read my profile.

He had lots of feedback so for fun I read some of his 27 reviews and very explicit field reports where he says things like 'I was wanking her clit' and 'she loved my man juice' Say no more!

60 QUID AN HOUR😂😂

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11486 on: 27 July 2017, 11:49:31 pm »
Guys who drip feed their questions in texts instead of just calling and asking it all in one go.

Is this [my working name]?
It is yes.

Are you in Glasgow?
Correct.

I have a list of things I want do to. Just let me know if you can do them?

Mate just bloody call and book and stop faffing.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11487 on: 28 July 2017, 09:25:46 am »
Just checked AW and I have 3 emails

1. Available today? xx (this from a punter who joined a week ago has no feedback and is under my age limit and emails after my finish time)
2. Staying here tonite babe if you fancy it? (this 3 hours after my finish time wanting an out call which I don't do and also too young)
3. Hey gorgeous, take a quick look at my profile, i was wondering if your up for partnering up and making some good money together? Xxx



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Just think of it Helen, all that good money you could finally be making if you partner up with number 3... ;D ;D ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11488 on: 28 July 2017, 09:45:04 am »
08:50: Hi
08:50: Hi
08:50: Hi
08:50: I AM DEAF. I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY, PLEASE YOU CAN ADDRESS GIVE ME XXX YOU BABES COULD TEXT ME PLEASE XXX
08:50: I AM DEAF. I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY, PLEASE YOU CAN ADDRESS GIVE ME XXX YOU BABES COULD TEXT ME PLEASE XXX
08:50: I AM DEAF. I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY, PLEASE YOU CAN ADDRESS GIVE ME XXX YOU BABES COULD TEXT ME PLEASE XXX
08:51: I AM DEAF. I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY, PLEASE YOU CAN ADDRESS GIVE ME XXX YOU BABES COULD TEXT ME PLEASE XXX
08:51 Where r u to Coventry
08:51 Where r u to Coventry
08:53 Please you babes can text me
08:53 Please you babes can text me

He also phoned me four times, which rather gives the lie to his claim of being deaf.
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11489 on: 28 July 2017, 11:27:03 am »
This is someone I met once before.  He didn't tell me before as to why, but he said, not sure what time I could get to you.  I decided to refuse as you could end up waiting all day. Clearly, he's not respectful of my schedule.  He then tells me, "well, I am using a public transport from such and such".  Well, I have had clients who used the public transport, travelling much further than XYZ.    Some men are just so self-absorbed as we have no life or schedule to meet by expecting to drop everything for "him".  I had another client a long time ago, he's busy with work, never gave me a definite time, so it's always a last minute thing. Once I asked him, "do you know roughly what time?"  He never replied and went to someone else.    Fine by me, now he says he wants to see me again, but I replied politely, I doubt it will go ahead e.g. games.   No reply from him and generally, a guy, who minds escorts having our own minds, seemingly.