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SnakeLady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #525 on: 02 July 2010, 02:42:26 pm »
Quote from: LouLou37 on 02 July 2010, 11:25:53 am
If you were a really nice guy you would just book an hour if that's what you can afford instead of insulting us with an offer which works out at ?9 per hour!!!. :o My last job in a supermarket, they paid the nightshift more than that. grrrr. And 2 people placed a bid as well.  ???

This is why I don't advertise my new site with AdultW**k. Call me a snob but I no longer wish to associate with a directory which lists barebacking as a "service" and tolerates above mentioned behaviour.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #526 on: 03 July 2010, 07:53:41 pm »
The latest



Hello Lucy

I am a artist and surfing the net,(as you do) came across your site. I don't know what it is about you, but there is something magic.

EDIT EDIT EDIT..too long and boring

I am thinking no payment, just the mutual joy of creating beautiful images for you and your punters to enjoy. My addt details are,,

I am going to buy a gun. Now. This minute.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #527 on: 04 July 2010, 07:38:08 pm »
Got this email

You look stunnning and your "CV" shows you would be a lot of fun to have around. Would you consider spending time with my pretty 38 year old transvestie submissive husband. Photos available.
Sue.

 - WTF? - Do you want to book or what?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #528 on: 07 July 2010, 01:18:03 pm »
Not strictly for this topic as he had already made the booking but i think its worth including all the same.

Client (near end of booking) 'You told me your real name the last time i saw you didnt you?'

Me 'No i never tell anyone my real name'

Client 'No you definately told me your real name'

Me 'Well if i had told you my real name you would now know what i was really called wouldnt you?'

Nice try though eh? ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #529 on: 07 July 2010, 04:37:38 pm »
" seen your add on punternet, can you tell me what your like and rates are as can't access website on phone"

describe myself and rates

"when are you free"

tell him when im free

"ok i will call you back then"

ok great thanks

"oh..before I go do you have a boyfriend"

no

"would you date clients"

no

"will you meet me for a coffee"

(by this stage i just wanted to get rid of him)

maybe...see how we get on

"I will call you next week to take you for a coffee"

ok then (I wont answer)

"can't wait speak soon"

bye!

Only put my add back on punternet last week!  I don't get that type of call from vivastreet!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #530 on: 08 July 2010, 10:52:03 am »
Quote from: cassie on 04 July 2010, 07:38:08 pm
You look stunnning and your "CV" shows you would be a lot of fun to have around. Would you consider spending time with my pretty 38 year old transvestie submissive husband. Photos available.
Sue.

Hmm I've had a transvestite called Sue sending me stupid texts and picture messages for the last few days... Really annoying.

I had a guy call me the other day. He asked if him and his wife could book myself and another male escort. Then he asked if my male friend wouldn't mind getting his wife pregnant! Surprisingly he hung up when I asked to speak to his wife  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #531 on: 12 July 2010, 11:01:44 am »
yay I got my own one now!!!

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Subject: Hello nice girl who show a little her lovely breast
 
 

I'm going to travel to england with my biGirlfiend mid august. Do you do long booking as a sensual travel compagnion ie 24h, 3 days, 7 days? What are your price for plenty of fun?
We are looking for a good FFM3some whith a nice girl with plenty of kissing, licking and sucking. All expenses are for us.
Thank you nice girl
Kiss

 

Someone needs to tell him I am not a nice girl!

Kisses

Amber
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #532 on: 12 July 2010, 02:29:54 pm »
text "do you visit .... do you drive? tb"

"yes, i offer outcalls"

text "cud u kum and meet me and wud it be alrite if we stayed in ur car.tb"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #533 on: 12 July 2010, 02:41:25 pm »
Quote from: Blue on 12 July 2010, 02:29:54 pm
text "do you visit .... do you drive? tb"

"yes, i offer outcalls"

text "cud u kum and meet me and wud it be alrite if we stayed in ur car.tb"
This made me laugh. Some clients.
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EmilyJones

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #534 on: 12 July 2010, 03:46:00 pm »
Quote from: Blue on 12 July 2010, 02:29:54 pm
text "do you visit .... do you drive? tb"

"yes, i offer outcalls"

text "cud u kum and meet me and wud it be alrite if we stayed in ur car.tb"

Love the way he puts 'tb' at the end, like me and my friends used to do... when we were in school, about fifteen years old, with our first Nokia phones. Funnily enough we didn't think to bother any prostitutes. :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #535 on: 12 July 2010, 04:39:25 pm »
Quote from: *amber* on 12 July 2010, 11:01:44 am
yay I got my own one now!!!

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Subject: Hello nice girl who show a little her lovely breast
 
 

I'm going to travel to england with my biGirlfiend mid august. Do you do long booking as a sensual travel compagnion ie 24h, 3 days, 7 days? What are your price for plenty of fun?
We are looking for a good FFM3some whith a nice girl with plenty of kissing, licking and sucking. All expenses are for us.
Thank you nice girl
Kiss

 

Someone needs to tell him I am not a nice girl!

Kisses

Amber


i've got the same message n my mail..... only saying who doesnt show her lovely breast.........

from a bloke named Nevada or so
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #536 on: 12 July 2010, 05:44:04 pm »
Awww and there was me thinking I am special  :'(

well my breasts are lovely so they needed showing!!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #537 on: 12 July 2010, 05:53:36 pm »
big hug ......
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #538 on: 12 July 2010, 10:43:12 pm »
Last night...1am

Client: Can I ask you a few questions?
Me: Of course
Client: What services do you provide?
Me: A lovely GFE, oral and sex with protection
Client: Protection? What is protection?
Me: A condom
Client: Are you shaved?
Me: I have a bikini wax and the rest is trimmed short
Client: So you are not shaved?
Me: No, I have a bikini wax and the rest is trimmed short
Client: I like it when girl is all shaved
Me: Well, I'm not all shaved so perhaps I'm not the girl for you
Client: Is it possible for you to shave before you come over?
Me: No
Client: Or you can shave when you get here
Me: No, I wouldn't feel comfortable with that, I prefer not to shave all my hair
Client: I have a machine
Me: No
Client: But it's brand new machine, very good one!

Argh, keep your horrid machine away from me you scary man! And as if I'd visit anyone who hasn't hard of protected sex!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #539 on: 13 July 2010, 09:54:22 am »
Quote from: MissHolly on 12 July 2010, 10:43:12 pm
Argh, keep your horrid machine away from me you scary man! And as if I'd visit anyone who hasn't hard of protected sex!

Aahahaha, I literally cackled aloud. ;D
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