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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10920 on: 14 February 2017, 01:49:45 pm »
Quote from: Gypsy on 14 February 2017, 01:46:26 pm

Big TW giveaway for me is - Are you working today? Then they don't give a specific time  :FF

Yes!  Or I'm outcall only, and they go, are you working?  OK I'll send you my postcode.  I always say where are you roughly, then they start with how much is it, what services do you do?

OK so....you were about to send me your postcode to come and see you, but you don't know if it's ?100 or ?100,000, and you don't know if you're going to get sex or a request to take me to dinner?  Riiiggghhht.....
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10921 on: 14 February 2017, 02:45:53 pm »
Quote from: Gypsy on 14 February 2017, 01:46:26 pm
...until he called me by request...
What does this mean?  He contacted you by text after the phonecall?
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10922 on: 14 February 2017, 02:52:12 pm »
Quote from: Curvygal on 14 February 2017, 01:28:20 pm
Message received at 8.45 last night 'Let's discuss a booking.  Call me on xxxx for details'  It's best to call after 6pm'.  Thinking it's spam, I message back saying my number is x, give me a call when it's convenient.  Response received

'Aw have you no credit?  Shame.  Call the number provided if you want.  Otherwise I'll find someone else'. 

 :FF

First time in a long time I've been speechless!
I too was speechless when I first got a call from a guy who said "Hello.  Can you call me back?"  Like you, I somehow found it in myself NOT to meet this request.  :)
« Last Edit: 14 February 2017, 03:58:05 pm by Braziliana »
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10923 on: 14 February 2017, 03:06:45 pm »
A guy just called me saying "I'm not sure if you have it, I'm looking for anal gape"

My first thought was "fuck did he lose something?!"
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jasmine89

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10924 on: 14 February 2017, 10:04:15 pm »
Text message this evening:
"Hey"
I thought there would be another message to follow but no that was it
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10925 on: 15 February 2017, 01:22:24 pm »
Quote from: jasmine89 on 14 February 2017, 10:04:15 pm
Text message this evening:
"Hey"
I thought there would be another message to follow but no that was it

Every morning when I turn my work phone on I've got at least one 'hey' or 'hi'.   Nothing else. 

I was working late one night and bored so I messaged 'hi' back to see what the guy would do.....I could hear him stutter through the text 'Oh, eh, I never thought I'd get a reply'.  Why send it then?

Men are odd.
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10926 on: 15 February 2017, 08:49:29 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 14 February 2017, 02:45:53 pm
What does this mean?  He contacted you by text after the phonecall?
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No, he text initially. Then I asked him to call.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10927 on: 15 February 2017, 09:38:44 pm »
Well since putting an ad on vivastreet yesterday I've had 2 no shows, a load of text pests and another who I only asked to "call to arrange" , he starts asking me all sorts of questions as if its a dating site or something!!!   :FF
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10928 on: 15 February 2017, 11:01:52 pm »
Via text:Do u do owo?
Me:Yes
Him:Do u do cim?
Me:Yep
Him:Would you like my 9 inch cock deep in your throat?
Me:Nope
Him:Er why not is it too big?
Me:No I just don't see ignorant clients who can't even muster up enough courtesy to say 'hello' before banging on about their winkies.
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nemature

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10929 on: 16 February 2017, 09:30:10 am »
Books a hour at 10.30 then 15 mins later says can't make time but can make 4. I reply i am finishing at 3 he says I will let you know when i get there. Oh no you won't I will be out by then.
Why can they not understand we have a life and don't just sit here waiting for them to decide to visit
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10930 on: 16 February 2017, 04:35:13 pm »
Quote from: nemature on 16 February 2017, 09:30:10 am
Books a hour at 10.30 then 15 mins later says can't make time but can make 4. I reply i am finishing at 3 he says I will let you know when i get there. Oh no you won't I will be out by then.
Why can they not understand we have a life and don't just sit here waiting for them to decide to visit

Like when they want an outcall 'NOW'.  Yeah....because I'm sitting here in sussies and full make up just waiting on one of you to call....I had a guy last night way over the other side of my (major) city complain that I said it would be 35-45 minutes....I actually thought that was an awesome ETA, but nope.  He wanted 'NOW'.  :FF

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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10931 on: 16 February 2017, 08:58:17 pm »
Quote from: Curvygal on 16 February 2017, 04:35:13 pm
Like when they want an outcall 'NOW'.  Yeah....because I'm sitting here in sussies and full make up just waiting on one of you to call....I had a guy last night way over the other side of my (major) city complain that I said it would be 35-45 minutes....I actually thought that was an awesome ETA, but nope.  He wanted 'NOW'.  :FF

You know it's like when they say they want incall NOW. Now I just say "yes of course" because half of them are half wit time wasters and the other half suddenly wakes up and says "ok I'm setting off I'll be there in 20 Minutes"
So is it NOW or is it TWENTY freaking minutes????

When I get a random idiot telling me he wants an Outcall NOW I say sweetly "well I want a pink elephant, can you get me one?"
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10932 on: 17 February 2017, 01:15:52 am »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 14 February 2017, 03:06:45 pm
A guy just called me saying "I'm not sure if you have it, I'm looking for anal gape"

My first thought was "fuck did he lose something?!"
That's the funniest thing ever......did you say "if you pay enough it'll speak to you too" xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10933 on: 17 February 2017, 09:40:25 am »
Quote from: Guiltypleasure on 17 February 2017, 01:15:52 am
That's the funniest thing ever......did you say "if you pay enough it'll speak to you too" xx

Imagine if you had ventriloquist skills. I'd love to be down all four with my arse in the air and then throw my voice "You're a very naughty boy!"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10934 on: 17 February 2017, 09:47:40 am »
Quote from: katrina on 13 February 2017, 04:03:17 pm
I think I've heard it all now...


Text just received:

Hi Kat, do you see married men? x   

 ???
hahahahaah this had me lol
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