HI.ARE U WORKNING

I thrt cheeky sounded like a tw too but i went wth it x

Send him in my direction- I"ll need something to watch once big brother is over for another year.

One of my most memorable was a lovely request from a gentleman to meet as friends, where I would be pleasured by this obviously very selfless man whose main priority was to give me a good time. How thoughtful of him:

"I'd be more into pleasurin u then anything. U work 2 hard and should be treated special and that's what I'd do 4 u."

followed quickly by:

"I'm hopin we can meet up at a friend level where ur not "workin" it'll make the sex so much more passionate. I'm sure u don't get that much. U should give me a discount seein as I'm more focused in givin u pleasure more then anything else "

After being ignored:

"Uve neva given a discount or had sex 4 free?"

and about three hours later:

"I was just askin werent implyin nuffin I'm def willin 2 spend money on u who wouldn't ur an absolute knock out"

I kept them all because the whole conversation still makes me laugh like a drain. Berk.

Sounds like the donkey who contacted me a while ago

Moron tries to book today.
Ok. He then texts saying no sex, can I just dance and strip for him.
I reply saying I'm cancelling as I will not dance and strip for him.
Moron then replies in that case could I dance and strip AND give him oral.
Moron gets blocked.
Moron's texts go into my spam all along his explanation about him not wanting sex because he has a girlfriend so he wants to be faithful. And how about I dance AND strip AND we do reverse oral

I've had a couple of texts on and off over the last few mths about coming round and having a coffee first to make sure we get on.
He texted again this morning actually making an appt for early evening and when I said
Yes that's fine but you do know you still have to pay for my time , well I've had no reply since!

What a shame. I was so looking forward to having a coffee with a complete stranger for free!!!

I have had that.  Maybe, you could post his number and AW nick as the text pest under TW / text pest.  I posted once there. Sounds very, very similar.

Woke up this morning to a text sent at 1.17am:

'Address. U alone' .......

I love this site really makes me chuckle

I've just had a guy on cam asking what's the biggest cock I've ever had? I don't think he liked my reply of, ohhh around 6ft 2" I think x