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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #450 on: 28 May 2010, 02:39:08 pm »
True, but I could listen to an awful lot of 'I'm wonderful, me' crap for ?100-?200 an hour.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #451 on: 28 May 2010, 05:10:48 pm »
True, but I could listen to an awful lot of 'I'm wonderful, me' crap for ?100-?200 an hour.

I think we've already established elsewhere that I'm crap at this job. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #452 on: 28 May 2010, 05:47:26 pm »
I'm with you Emily - for the sake of our sanity, sometimes it's best to miss out on the money! (And I'm sure your not crap! We all do things differently I'm sure) x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #453 on: 29 May 2010, 10:09:55 am »
Oh girls :) you kill me!
Have just whiled away a v enjoyable couple of hours Reading through all your stories, had me in fits of giggles more than a few times!! :). Lol :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #454 on: 29 May 2010, 05:47:41 pm »

I mean, I like pizza and Chinese food as much as the next person but even though you can order online I can't say I've ever done it more than once in a day, it's not THAT awesome. :P
 

Oooh, I think I just had me a little accident... That one line, I swear, will be running through my head from the rest of the weekend; after chuckling to meself once every, say 10 seconds, I'll look like a perfect candidate for the nearest mental hospital after I'm sure, but so worth it...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #455 on: 29 May 2010, 07:29:14 pm »
I just got this romantic email:

"Hello my love,
My name is ****,i read through your profile today and i became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an e-mail to my e-mail address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am and for the both of us to know each other very well and better in life,and we can achieve it in future because ture love and feeling means alot in future.Here is my private e-mail address you can contact me with it.I am waiting for your mail to my e-mail address above and aslo, Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love,feeling,e-motions and sympathetic love matters alot in life.
Thanks,and i promise to be honest and to keep a very good relationship with you."

What goes on in their heads? I am very clear about what I am, services, rates, etc. Why contact a prostitute for this sort of thing?  ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #456 on: 30 May 2010, 12:09:55 am »
I just got this romantic email:

"Hello my love,
My name is ****,i read through your profile today and i became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an e-mail to my e-mail address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am and for the both of us to know each other very well and better in life,and we can achieve it in future because ture love and feeling means alot in future.Here is my private e-mail address you can contact me with it.I am waiting for your mail to my e-mail address above and aslo, Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love,feeling,e-motions and sympathetic love matters alot in life.
Thanks,and i promise to be honest and to keep a very good relationship with you."

What goes on in their heads? I am very clear about what I am, services, rates, etc. Why contact a prostitute for this sort of thing?  ???


If I had a pound for every email I got with this kind of message, I'd no longer be in this job. In fact, I'd never look for work again. But admittedly, it does make a change from the usual TWs. ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #457 on: 30 May 2010, 02:35:20 am »
How about this one?


 Hey cindy

great pics :-) your hot

Would love to arrange for meet with you and another girl off this site, do you do two girl? The girls xxxx on here. Would you arrange this? Or do you have a set girl who you would go with?

Let me know if your available. I'm thinking you too girls would look amazing together :-)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #458 on: 31 May 2010, 12:44:19 pm »
Cindy, I get this loads. They want me to arrange a TS or a boy to watch them do what ever. I tell them, just how you contacted me, you can contact them and make the arrangements. I have enough on my f'ing plate without being some TW PA. Idiots!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #459 on: 31 May 2010, 02:41:42 pm »
This just in:
Hello,
 
My name is Deluded in BE/NL.
I'm 32years old white clean handsome good looking guy.
I came back from California to live, work as Project Manager in Belgium/Netherlands.
 
I do not have a lot of experience and willing to learn now. Only one women in the past.
I am looking for one GFE girl long-term partner for special meetings, 1-2 times per week.
Do you like without condoms clasic normal, anal, oral ?
Are you on birth control ?
 
What you can wear, lingerie, strings, outfits ?
Please answer questions and send pictures on s*********l.com.
 
Please let me know if you are interested and want to have nice meetings.
Hope to see you soon.
Thanks.
 
Kind regards !
Deluded in BE/NL

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #460 on: 31 May 2010, 03:37:57 pm »
Are you on birth control ?

Yes, unfortunately my birth control comes with free included moron control, so I won't be able to meet up with any Internet weirdos for unprotected sex. Sorry!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #461 on: 31 May 2010, 05:01:08 pm »
Having spent the past week Reading & laughing til I cried at this topic :) today am proud to have one of my own to share....

Hi

I am staying at the De Vere Belton Woods Hotel  and do so each month and am keen to bring an attractive and energetic young lady to my suite and the opportunity to teach her how to be a perfect mistress and to squirt is an ideal challenge.

The fee will be $450 per session wit

Can you send me a few appropriate photographs to show full what I shall be paying for.

You will need to be shaved.

If the pictures, and you, are good enough then I shall be happy to pay a suitable bonus  for the night girl. I am English, a gentleman in my mid forties and am energetic something I wish to have in a mistress,

The pictures should be excellent and show you nude, perhaps with toys.

Then I can send  a car to collect you.

If you are able to send suitable pictures soon we can arrange to have our first meal later today in my hotel.

Be quick!

Let me know.

Kind regards,



Be quick.... The cheeky sod ! When it clearly states I need 24 hours notice!
And I don't want to be picked up by your 'driver' when Ive never met you before ta v much  ::). Lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #462 on: 31 May 2010, 06:34:36 pm »
And another..... My personal favourite this evening received via email...

'Yo Balla' ... Good start, spell my name wrong!
'if I book you to come to hotel who pays for the room is it me or you? And can you knock some off ur rate?'

hmmm. That'd be you. I'm guessing you can't afford it :p

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #463 on: 31 May 2010, 06:52:08 pm »
And another..... My personal favourite this evening received via email...

'Yo Balla' ... Good start, spell my name wrong!
'if I book you to come to hotel who pays for the room is it me or you? And can you knock some off ur rate?'

hmmm. That'd be you. I'm guessing you can't afford it :p
The fact that someone would have the nerve to write this, does boggle the mind. This did indeed make me laugh.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #464 on: 31 May 2010, 07:29:01 pm »
Be quick.... The cheeky sod ! When it clearly states I need 24 hours notice!
And I don't want to be picked up by your 'driver' when Ive never met you before ta v much  ::). Lol

I giggled at how he demands you send him free hi-res naughty pictures at least THREE times in that email! Oh yes, I'll just pop down to the photog's studio with my toys and pay ?500 for a shoot + touchups and get those pictures to you immediately, shall I?! Pfft.

The "be quick" bit is a typical attempted scammer's line - like Offer Ends Soon! ;D I'm sure you're sooo terribly worried about missing out on such a weirdo-- I mean, nice guy!
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