Hah! Literally, an escort is going to be TOP of the list of people who are Most Unlikely To Need A Fuckbuddy. The list would look like this:

1. a sex worker
2. a badger
3. a table

...and so on.

Literally nearly choked reading that. You've made my day

Cazzie you don't know what you're missing...... lol

I got this text this afternoon: I cant talk at the moment. Wud u do a ass smoothie? I wud pay extra

I didn't even bother replying. If I did I would have told him that although I'd love to, I don't have a smoothie maker so it's not possible.

What a tosser. Must admit I didn't know what an ass smoothie was  So I googled it and even if I did offer anal I wouldn't be doing that. Too messy 

Just when I spoke to soon re: its usually the older men who are timewasters...

well last night, I get a kid...literally...a child, call me up. must have been early teens. Before he/she could say anymore I yelled, How Old Are You! He/she says 19...not wanting to be bothered with I said, you're too young...and hung up. It may have even been a woman, there was no base in his/her voice...so it had to have been a woman.

Bastard calls me back again, (all the while from a private number, he was calling all throughout the day prior and I was curious as to who the fuck it was). He says, "I may be young, but I have $1,000 on me and want to know what that will get me". I got furiuous and yelled, "DONT CALL ME PRIVATE AGAIN!".

This morning, I got another private call number, but my nerves were already damaged from worrying sick that I couldn't be bothered.

LOL...Violette. Good that you didnt let him pull that one again.

Well today, I got a text from someone who texted me couple weeks ago. He booked me, saying him and his boyfriend wanted to fuck me and that they were both 8 inches and how much would it be. Once I quoted rate, he didnt respond.

When he texted me today, His texts were still fresh in my phone...I had no trouble finding them. I immediately bought it up and this M.F-er had the nerve to tell me

him: "no, it wasn't me...I dont have a boyfriend."
me: "I'm looking at the texts right now from the other week where you nor your boyfriend showed up"
Him: "thats weird, I dont have a boyfriend. But ok..."
me: no response


Caught him in his ass act

Try telling him that you're happy to accept a booking from him, so long as he pays in full well before the date. And charge a 90% cancellation fee. Happy days 

I at this time have no comment.

HA.

I got this on AW today:

'hi can u do 30 mins for ?20 of be licking ur pussy today?'

Ooh it's my lucky day 

They, really don't think do they?