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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9615 on: 13 July 2016, 01:43:52 pm »
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Him - i darling do you work in mornings

me- What kinda time?

Him - Early i pay very very lot if could give you anle striaht after you been loo

me - no thanks

Him - i pay ?800!

me - NO THANKS
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9616 on: 13 July 2016, 01:54:12 pm »
Quote from: Rainbow on 13 July 2016, 01:43:52 pm
Text conversation

Him - i darling do you work in mornings

me- What kinda time?

Him - Early i pay very very lot if could give you anle striaht after you been loo

me - no thanks

Him - i pay ?800!

me - NO THANKS

There's him presuming we all shit first thing in the morning. He'd have a fucking shock if he tried it with me, my constitution doesn't move until around 11am!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9617 on: 13 July 2016, 02:19:28 pm »
The first email this guy sends me is:
"Would [insert my escort name] like to suck ones cock."

After a reply stating my disapproval of his initial message he comes back with:
"Do you suck dick? X mine is big and long heavy balls full of Man fat (cum)."

Man fat?!?!? That's a new one for me. I don't quite think I have heard of it referred to as that ever. I also find it ridiculous that these guys seem to think saying they have a large phallus is somehow going to make us want them more. ??? ::) :FF

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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9618 on: 13 July 2016, 04:29:17 pm »
Quote from: dynamicdi5563 on 13 July 2016, 02:19:28 pm
The first email this guy sends me is:
"Would [insert my escort name] like to suck ones cock."

After a reply stating my disapproval of his initial message he comes back with:
"Do you suck dick? X mine is big and long heavy balls full of Man fat (cum)."

Man fat?!?!? That's a new one for me. I don't quite think I have heard of it referred to as that ever. I also find it ridiculous that these guys seem to think saying they have a large phallus is somehow going to make us want them more. ??? ::) :FF

That is gross! Man fat!! Im not even gonna describe the image it triggers.  Bleugh
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9619 on: 13 July 2016, 05:48:57 pm »
Idiot day today!First some div texting me drivel like 'Any details?' Followed by his age 22.Pointed out I see blokes of 25 and over so then he says he is really 32..and then later 54.
Then some assclown asking for a quickie for 30 askes him if he asks for a tenner off when he buys a shirt at Marks and Spencer.Later he tells me he put the phone down on me cos of my attitude.He didn't I said no and said goodbye and I put the phone down..so a haggler and a petulant little fibber.Bet he often wonders why he can't get laid!!
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9620 on: 13 July 2016, 07:17:44 pm »
Quote from: Chatterly on 11 July 2016, 09:48:08 am
"Wow. You look gorgeous. Wonder where you are and whether you'd fulfil a naughty fantasy I have. A five minute quickie - trousers and pants straight down and give me a good spanking. Then wank me off into the palm of your hand and raise it to my mouth and feed my spunk to me. As you can tell I'm a very naughty boy"

I don't do quickies, asking for 5 mins wtf? idiot & feeding his spunk to him would make me retch, dirty pig. It's Monday morning ffsake, what's wrong with these creeps? 2 time wasting weirdos already before 10am.  >:(
Personally I'd do this but I agree about the Monday morning thing! Who the fuck thinks stuff like this on a Monday? I can just about talk to people on a Monday morning. It amazes me what blokes spend money on.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9621 on: 13 July 2016, 07:56:27 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 13 July 2016, 07:17:44 pm
Personally I'd do this but I agree about the Monday morning thing! Who the fuck thinks stuff like this on a Monday? I can just about talk to people on a Monday morning. It amazes me what blokes spend money on.

Yep I do this type of thing often, I'm amazed at how many men want to eat their own cum...One I wank him off into a glass and he drinks it after!!! Gad lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9622 on: 13 July 2016, 09:12:53 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 13 July 2016, 07:17:44 pm
Personally I'd do this but I agree about the Monday morning thing! Who the fuck thinks stuff like this on a Monday? I can just about talk to people on a Monday morning. It amazes me what blokes spend money on.

I often see clients for what is literally 5 mins but they book and pay for a full 15 or 30 minutes. In my experience the ones that ask for a 5 min booking expect to pay less because "it's only 5 minutes!"- had one of these clowns today who seemed to think that an offer for ?20 for 5 mins sex is reasonable.
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9623 on: 13 July 2016, 10:43:05 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 13 July 2016, 09:12:53 pm
I often see clients for what is literally 5 mins but they book and pay for a full 15 or 30 minutes. In my experience the ones that ask for a 5 min booking expect to pay less because "it's only 5 minutes!"- had one of these clowns today who seemed to think that an offer for ?20 for 5 mins sex is reasonable.

Ridiculous, whether they're a one minute man or not makes no difference to me....your still renting your mind, body and soul out and that comes at a price regardless of time.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9624 on: 13 July 2016, 10:53:13 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 13 July 2016, 07:17:44 pm
. It amazes me what blokes spend money on.
yes they do, what we, us, women consider to be revolting, it's "lovely" to them.  That is why women of all shapes are desired by men / punters.  There are different fetishes, there are punters who are into morbidly obese women, amputees, pensioners, ( sorry, no bias but to bring up as examples).  They love the unknown, curious creatures.  They would try anything once or twice or more if they liked it.   ::) :)
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9625 on: 13 July 2016, 11:23:38 pm »
To be fair the things we spend our money on (crazy money on shoes, bags and cosmetics not to mention all the money we spend on beauty/cosmetic treatments) is probably crazy to them. We're just a different species with different things on our minds.

Thank feck there's so many men out there spending their money on sex or we'd all be out of a job 😁
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9626 on: 14 July 2016, 03:50:16 pm »
Quote from: newbieNW on 13 July 2016, 10:53:13 pm
yes they do, what we, us, women consider to be revolting, it's "lovely" to them.  That is why women of all shapes are desired by men / punters.  There are different fetishes, there are punters who are into morbidly obese women, amputees, pensioners, ( sorry, no bias but to bring up as examples).  They love the unknown, curious creatures.  They would try anything once or twice or more if they liked it.   ::) :)
For instance, a guy booked me for 2 hours of me fisting him because it was his birthday so he was treating himself, I think that would totally ruin my birthday and I'd probably never celebrate it again  ???
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9627 on: 14 July 2016, 07:01:29 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 14 July 2016, 03:50:16 pm
For instance, a guy booked me for 2 hours of me fisting him because it was his birthday so he was treating himself, I think that would totally ruin my birthday and I'd probably never celebrate it again  ???

Fuck sake  :o
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9628 on: 14 July 2016, 08:54:03 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 13 July 2016, 07:56:27 pm
Yep I do this type of thing often, I'm amazed at how many men want to eat their own cum...One I wank him off into a glass and he drinks it after!!! Gad lol

I find it disturbing (yes, that is the right word) that men exist who drink their own cum. I would be seriously concerned about being in their presence.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9629 on: 14 July 2016, 09:19:37 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 14 July 2016, 08:54:03 pm
I find it disturbing (yes, that is the right word) that men exist who drink their own cum. I would be seriously concerned about being in their presence.


That's tame compared to the ones who want to drink other mens cum...I've had requests to save previous clients used full condoms and 'force' them to eat the contents as part of a humiliation session, I remember doing it once years ago there was another escort downstairs at the time, he said did I want to ask her to come up to watch him drink it as well (I said yes she will for a fee) She came in to the room fully dressed so he wasn't getting a thrill in that way, she just looked at him in a truly disgusted way, called him a filthy beast or something like that and we both just laughed at him, called him a fucking disgusting weirdo and stuff like that lol
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