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cassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #390 on: 23 April 2010, 11:56:29 pm »
He wasn't a footballer by any chance?  ;) ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #391 on: 24 April 2010, 11:25:57 am »
Sorry to be the one to break it to you.But I think  it was my new bf who called you just to make me jealous..
And I am jealous!! Please keep him and I will send money for food!! These guys lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #392 on: 26 April 2010, 09:33:10 am »
"hi my name is frank im collecting tights or hold ups for nursery school for art work for every pair we get a ?1 well be give to charity can you help has if you can can you email has at ******@hotmail.co.uk can you let has know with a yes or no if you well help has i well give you the address to send them to we thanks you so much if you can help can you let has know how many pair you well send thanks"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #393 on: 26 April 2010, 11:31:34 am »
Hi , how much would a 1 hour outcall with you watching me poo and pee on myself and us watching extreme illegal porn cost?
Thanks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #394 on: 26 April 2010, 06:51:48 pm »
Hi , how much would a 1 hour outcall with you watching me poo and pee on myself and us watching extreme illegal porn cost?
Thanks

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Urgh, I've had the same text twice!  :(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #395 on: 26 April 2010, 08:57:20 pm »
us watching extreme illegal porn

I am curious as to what sort of porn he is referring to here...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #396 on: 26 April 2010, 10:01:59 pm »
"hi my name is frank im collecting tights or hold ups for nursery school for art work for every pair we get a ?1 well be give to charity can you help has if you can can you email has at ******@hotmail.co.uk can you let has know with a yes or no if you well help has i well give you the address to send them to we thanks you so much if you can help can you let has know how many pair you well send thanks"

Should have asked for the nursery details and the charity he intended to donate to so you could approach them directly... Still, give hime points for imagination, although including kids doesn't exactly endear him to me...

My art work at nursery pretty much constisted of making and eating salt dough. What I threw up, I considered art.  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #397 on: 27 April 2010, 10:15:44 am »
us watching extreme illegal porn

I am curious as to what sort of porn he is referring to here...

Me too but I think there's some things you're better off not knowing!  The mind boggles.....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #398 on: 27 April 2010, 02:39:51 pm »
Hi , how much would a 1 hour outcall with you watching me poo and pee on myself and us watching extreme illegal porn cost?
Thanks

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I've had this one as well!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #399 on: 27 April 2010, 04:11:43 pm »
Oooh, I just had a good one. This guy's tried to make a booking.. and he emailed back..

"dont really normaly pay as i work on here lol but i died when i seen ur pics really was like woooooow perfect girly for me hahaha any way yeah please email me one day if you wana hang out and get nughty xxxx"




He doesn't normally pay because he works for AW.. Doh! Silly me, of course, come on over!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #400 on: 27 April 2010, 04:14:36 pm »
us watching extreme illegal porn

I am curious as to what sort of porn he is referring to here...

Me too but I think there's some things you're better off not knowing!  The mind boggles.....

Curiosity got the better of me and I did ask. Not nice. :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #401 on: 27 April 2010, 04:16:25 pm »
Oooh, I just had a good one. This guy's tried to make a booking.. and he emailed back..

"dont really normaly pay as i work on here lol but i died when i seen ur pics really was like woooooow perfect girly for me hahaha any way yeah please email me one day if you wana hang out and get nughty xxxx"




He doesn't normally pay because he works for AW.. Doh! Silly me, of course, come on over!


Oh wait, no, now he's saying he's an escort. And he doesn't normally pay for other escorts, but he just couldn't help himself with me.. errrr.. really?.. If I was really loaded, I may find myself sleeping with a male escort, for the experience however.. he has no feedback though (then.. neither do I yet..).. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Haha.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #402 on: 27 April 2010, 04:49:08 pm »
Oh wait, no, now he's saying he's an escort. And he doesn't normally pay for other escorts, but he just couldn't help himself with me.. errrr.. really?.. If I was really loaded, I may find myself sleeping with a male escort, for the experience however.. he has no feedback though (then.. neither do I yet..).. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Haha.

Gross... the only thing worse than a con artist is a bad con artist. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #403 on: 27 April 2010, 05:35:30 pm »
"Good Evening
My wifes birthday is coming up next week and as a treat I would like to hire you for a 3some. She wont know about it as shes really jealous but I was thinking while we are out for dinner you could let yourself into our room with spare key and be waiting in the bed for her naked.  Im willing to pay you by a lot of money by cheque if you make this fantasy come true"


Hahahaha If my boyfriend did that I'd be really pleased! NOT!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #404 on: 27 April 2010, 06:23:28 pm »
"[...] this fantasy [...]"

...Of being divorced? Of forcing your wife into homosexual sex? Of sending strange emails to escorts while you have a wank and ejaculate on your keyboard?

Oh, the mysterious timewaster. How I do not wish to know thee.

Edit: Obviously homosexual sex isn't wrong or bad! ;D Only forcing someone into a situation they might not want to be in. Sorry, my wording here was awful! I have a thing about how women are 'expected' to be up for threesomes because we're all "a bit bisexual" or whatever silly hypothesis so I get extra cross at the "surprise! Non-consensual threesome!" idea - anyway, I'll shut up now!
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