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Irishminx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9585 on: 10 July 2016, 06:32:43 am »
Received the most amazing offer from a guy in dublin whilst touring this week
"?10 hj, no sex I'll just look at ur pussy and tits as you do it"  :FF
Before you all fight over his number sorry I'm keeping this one all to myself  ::)

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9586 on: 10 July 2016, 08:22:09 am »
Hi flawless, how's u? thought id drop you a message...ive had a few bad experiences on aw but Like they say not all five fingers are them same, You seem professional. I will tell you why it was a bad experience , I arrived at the door, looked like she had jus woke up no make up no sexy lingerie, stockings or heels as requested but a pair of fluffy pink slippers and a pink gown, told me to go straight into her room no greeting at the door no kiss on the cheek or a cuddle, nothing. So we get into the room and I sat down on the bed, handed over the money and she said take your clothes off and lie down their, I said yes madam and done so thinking this is more like a sentence than a girlfriend experience, no oral without and kissed like a duck once or twice, nightmare! I was expecting something more like I come to the door with flowers and wine its opened by a sexy lady wearing sexy black lingerie with the stockings and stiletto heels with some nice make up, maybe pink lippy with the pink nails or even red or a sexy colour that suits your skin tone, doors opened a kiss and a cuddle straight away to make it feel like your coming to see your gf, you hold my hand and take me to your room, you kiss me with some more with some passion and suddenly stop and say get your ass in the shower lol so I have a quick shower, come out your lying siping on wine on the bed waiting for me, you tell me to come sit on the bed, so im sitting their with a towel wrapped around me and you then start kissing me as if you want me and sit over me whilst kissing me, you make me ly down and slowly go into a 69 position fully clothed (I think its sexier and more memorable when you 've got your lingerie and heels on) and down on me without a condom just for a short while and I play with you as you do, then you spin around and start kissing me again with some passion and tongue and slip a condom on me and use me however you liked, you fucking me and then get me to fuck you to make you cum while you kiss me till we both cum and are feeling all fuzzy and warm inside lol.. hope that's not too much to ask for or if that's no good to you, but I would remember and recognise a experience like that until I kicked the bucket! hope ive not scared you away, will be glad to send you pic to see me first, im not that bad looking and always take care of my appearance xx
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9587 on: 10 July 2016, 08:40:48 am »
He totally wanted small penis humiliation for free.
I know and he didn't get it :D
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9588 on: 10 July 2016, 08:09:52 pm »
Hey, thanks for taking the time to read this email... Sorry if its a bit lengthy but im looking for something amazing! My names J, and i made this profile up today after looking through your pictures and bio, love what i seen. I'll just cut to the chase and say what i want from you... I want to be used by you, tied to a bed while you ride my face and talk filth to me, i want you to totally take control of me and ride me silly. I want seduced first and then a tounge rammed down my throat followed by a pussy stuff in my face, pure filth and dominance from you. I love the thought of you riding my face. Can you do this all for me, be what im craving. Maybe tie me up, a role play off a bossy school girl or secretary would be ideal for me. If you need a idea of what i want, here a link to something similar... [removed]

If you can do this, monday during the day? Im 26, great looking, with a good body. Thank you for your time. J
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9589 on: 10 July 2016, 08:41:04 pm »
i made this profile up today after looking through your pictures and bio

Let me guess, his profile showed he was active since 2012  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9590 on: 10 July 2016, 09:12:04 pm »
Kendra, your guy who had the bad experience (re: pink fluffy slippers matron) sounds OK, at least he has a sense of humour :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9591 on: 10 July 2016, 10:44:30 pm »
Got back off holiday today and answering my mails that come to my actual email address as I have it advertised.
Guy asks for a booking tells me his life story, age race, job, how he's slim good looking and clean blah blah blah.

I politely replied back that I only see men over 30 years of age and apologise, I then wish him a great day and a great week.

Get an email back almost instantly "you're a prostitute, you don't get to have a choice you should be seeing who comes through the door. How do you even get business"

How very bitter! I don't usually reply but this time I did, and I said very nicely "Prostitute or not, I am allowed the choice of who I want to sleep with whether that is free or paid for. Or do you advocate us prostitutes not having a choice on who we sleep with and would rather us be forced? I get enough business thank you, if I didn't I would've found another job by now. Thank you for proving exactly why I have strict restrictions, have a nice day"

He then replies "Sorry I just really like your pics, please see me I'll pay a deposit and meet you in public?" Blocked!

I just don't understand why these men think we are not allowed the choice just because we sell our bodies, it's shocking how many actually have this opinon! Regardless of how outrageous or how many restrictions a girl has... We are always allowed a choice.

Given up on replying to my messages until tomorrow, I don't have the patience for another prat after my long day lol!

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9592 on: 10 July 2016, 10:55:40 pm »
Kendra, your guy who had the bad experience (re: pink fluffy slippers matron) sounds OK, at least he has a sense of humour :)

It's the long email rant about his experience with another escort that isn't really making a good first impression on me then going into crude detail about what he wants to do to me is completely unnecessary and off putting for me.

I've no issues what so ever with a new client getting in touch wanting to confirm the services I have listed available are genuinely available but I'm instantly turned off when they start talking about how they want to fuck me and make me cum etc. It's just not how to get a booking with me, my response was that I think he would be far better off with someone else.

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9593 on: 10 July 2016, 11:03:29 pm »
Got back off holiday today and answering my mails that come to my actual email address as I have it advertised.
Guy asks for a booking tells me his life story, age race, job, how he's slim good looking and clean blah blah blah.

I politely replied back that I only see men over 30 years of age and apologise, I then wish him a great day and a great week.

Get an email back almost instantly "you're a prostitute, you don't get to have a choice you should be seeing who comes through the door. How do you even get business"

How very bitter! I don't usually reply but this time I did, and I said very nicely "Prostitute or not, I am allowed the choice of who I want to sleep with whether that is free or paid for. Or do you advocate us prostitutes not having a choice on who we sleep with and would rather us be forced? I get enough business thank you, if I didn't I would've found another job by now. Thank you for proving exactly why I have strict restrictions, have a nice day"

He then replies "Sorry I just really like your pics, please see me I'll pay a deposit and meet you in public?" Blocked!

I just don't understand why these men think we are not allowed the choice just because we sell our bodies, it's shocking how many actually have this opinon! Regardless of how outrageous or how many restrictions a girl has... We are always allowed a choice.

Given up on replying to my messages until tomorrow, I don't have the patience for another prat after my long day lol!

I just got back my holidays today too.

I also get abusive emails/texts like that even when I politely decline a booking. If I've been a bit arsey with a client then abuse is expected so I try not to let it get to me as I think to myself that perhaps I could have handled the situation a bit better but it's when you politely decline a booking and they hit back with such nasty messages that I'm always a little taken back.

As prostitutes, we are the dregs of society to these nasty/bitter woman hating types. They hate us before they even meet with us because we take payment in exchange for our services. They wouldn't be so hateful if we fucked them for free so as far as I'm concerned....their bitterness is their problem.

When types like that say nasty, hurtful and horrid things....I just thank my gut feeling once again for it not letting me down.

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9594 on: 10 July 2016, 11:17:09 pm »
Got an email with a porn clip on it demonstrating what this guy wanted which was basically me sucking his nose..er not for me!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9595 on: 11 July 2016, 12:12:33 am »
I just got back my holidays today too.

I also get abusive emails/texts like that even when I politely decline a booking. If I've been a bit arsey with a client then abuse is expected so I try not to let it get to me as I think to myself that perhaps I could have handled the situation a bit better but it's when you politely decline a booking and they hit back with such nasty messages that I'm always a little taken back.

As prostitutes, we are the dregs of society to these nasty/bitter woman hating types. They hate us before they even meet with us because we take payment in exchange for our services. They wouldn't be so hateful if we fucked them for free so as far as I'm concerned....their bitterness is their problem.

When types like that say nasty, hurtful and horrid things....I just thank my gut feeling once again for it not letting me down.

xx
I agree!
In a way I'm glad they show their true colours before I have the displeasure of meeting them!

It's laughable that they can be so rude when you've been nothing but polite, when I turn down a booking I am polite, if it's a twat who's asking something completely stupid I'll be firm and straight but still not rude. It's just ridiculous that even when you politely decline them they get abusive.

I strongly believe men cannot take rejection at all, even worse when it's a "prostitute" they really can't stand the fact that we have a choice and have the right to refuse any client for any reasons since it's our bodies.

Their bitterness makes me smile to be honest, kind of a compliment that they would get that pissed off and worked up just because they can't see me haha! :P

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9596 on: 11 July 2016, 02:45:03 am »
AW Message

Him: "I just wanted to ask if you have a size limit for escorting? I know some girls are offended by guys who are too small. I wanted to make sure you would be ok with my size before I try to book you."

Me : "I am happy to see anyone as long as they are well mannered and clean"

Him: "Thanks. If its not too personal, whats the smallest you have had please? Do you have any experience with guy who are very small and inexperienced? Should I tell you my size so you know what you will have to deal with? I am just a bit worried that you might change your mind when you actually see it. x"

Me: "I don't really recall as I don't pay that much attention to size and it really won't be a problem."

Can't believe he hasn't replied again!

Was this in Leeds? Sounds like the guy I posted a warning about in the TW section. After making a booking he texted a couple of questions about whether I had smaller size condoms I just said yes whilst my Spidey senses were telling me that this one would be a no show at best but he turned out to be really nasty and abusive.
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9597 on: 11 July 2016, 09:48:08 am »
"Wow. You look gorgeous. Wonder where you are and whether you'd fulfil a naughty fantasy I have. A five minute quickie - trousers and pants straight down and give me a good spanking. Then wank me off into the palm of your hand and raise it to my mouth and feed my spunk to me. As you can tell I'm a very naughty boy"

I don't do quickies, asking for 5 mins wtf? idiot & feeding his spunk to him would make me retch, dirty pig. It's Monday morning ffsake, what's wrong with these creeps? 2 time wasting weirdos already before 10am.  >:(

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9598 on: 11 July 2016, 10:08:31 am »
I had one contact me and amongst other creepy things, he wanted me to suck his cock everytime he said 'feed'. 

That just totally creeped me out and i couldnt get the image of the plant from 'little shop of horrors' out of my head!

Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9599 on: 11 July 2016, 10:11:38 am »
Lol feed me Seymour, feed me. Anyone who says feed can jog on.  ;)