He wasn't a footballer by any chance? 

"hi my name is frank im collecting tights or hold ups for nursery school for art work for every pair we get a ?1 well be give to charity can you help has if you can can you email has at ******@hotmail.co.uk can you let has know with a yes or no if you well help has i well give you the address to send them to we thanks you so much if you can help can you let has know how many pair you well send thanks"

Hi , how much would a 1 hour outcall with you watching me poo and pee on myself and us watching extreme illegal porn cost?
Thanks

 

Urgh, I've had the same text twice! 

"hi my name is frank im collecting tights or hold ups for nursery school for art work for every pair we get a ?1 well be give to charity can you help has if you can can you email has at ******@hotmail.co.uk can you let has know with a yes or no if you well help has i well give you the address to send them to we thanks you so much if you can help can you let has know how many pair you well send thanks"

Should have asked for the nursery details and the charity he intended to donate to so you could approach them directly... Still, give hime points for imagination, although including kids doesn't exactly endear him to me...

My art work at nursery pretty much constisted of making and eating salt dough. What I threw up, I considered art. 

Hi , how much would a 1 hour outcall with you watching me poo and pee on myself and us watching extreme illegal porn cost?
Thanks

 

I've had this one as well!

Quote from: bennyboywonder on 26 April 2010, 08:57:20 pm

Quote from: Cherrylips on 26 April 2010, 11:31:34 am

us watching extreme illegal porn

I am curious as to what sort of porn he is referring to here...

Me too but I think there's some things you're better off not knowing!  The mind boggles.....

Curiosity got the better of me and I did ask. Not nice.

Oh wait, no, now he's saying he's an escort. And he doesn't normally pay for other escorts, but he just couldn't help himself with me.. errrr.. really?.. If I was really loaded, I may find myself sleeping with a male escort, for the experience however.. he has no feedback though (then.. neither do I yet..).. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Haha.

Gross... the only thing worse than a con artist is a bad con artist.

"[...] this fantasy [...]"

...Of being divorced? Of forcing your wife into homosexual sex? Of sending strange emails to escorts while you have a wank and ejaculate on your keyboard?

Oh, the mysterious timewaster. How I do not wish to know thee.

Edit: Obviously homosexual sex isn't wrong or bad! Only forcing someone into a situation they might not want to be in. Sorry, my wording here was awful! I have a thing about how women are 'expected' to be up for threesomes because we're all "a bit bisexual" or whatever silly hypothesis so I get extra cross at the "surprise! Non-consensual threesome!" idea - anyway, I'll shut up now!