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EmilyJones

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #345 on: 04 April 2010, 07:10:34 pm »
I just got this text:

Hi babes just bought stuff 4 my car will u do 1hr for 90 plz il cum loads x

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LOL, what a delightful gift for you. Maybe he's been reading SAAFE and the thread about that guy who came 12 times in 4 hours or whatever it was!

PS On a side note, I'm actually getting the creeps now finding out just how many clients/weirdos read SAAFE.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #346 on: 05 April 2010, 01:33:21 am »
So  is he wanting to shag you bending over said car I wonder? How exciting! It reminds me of the time a client was interested in having sex in my communal garden in broad daylight. I felt like  suggesting we try it in front of his own house!

Glad it's not just me that gets these idiots. Communal gardens and my local park are out of the question!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #347 on: 05 April 2010, 10:28:47 am »
By text;

"Can u do free meet"
"No"
"Free sex"
"No"
"Ok well do u no any women tht will do it for free"
"Try down the pub or local night club"
"Come on u must no some one"

Sorry I was playing with him for fun and did stop there - but it's true! Same guy text me few weeks ago asking if I'd meet him and his GF for free, to see if we got on.

Regards the garden thing I've had a guy ring a couple of times asking about a booking, sounds genuine then asks whether I'm in a flat or house - turns out he wants to have his balls kicked in the garden.  :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #348 on: 05 April 2010, 12:40:29 pm »
Regards the garden thing I've had a guy ring a couple of times asking about a booking, sounds genuine then asks whether I'm in a flat or house - turns out he wants to have his balls kicked in the garden.  :o

Haha. I'll do that in the local park. :P

This one isn't a championship contender, but I'll give him an honourable mention.

I was at a party Saturday night. Lots of pole dancers and men only allowed in drag. I took my work phone with me because I'd got drunk with a local comedian the night before and he was excited about putting on his sequined dress and coming along, so I gave him my business card and told him to call.

So anyway, we'd established that he wasn't coming but my phone was still out, and as I was about to do a turn on the pole it was ringing. I thought I should shut it up so I answered and a guy said he wanted to see me as soon as possible. I said that wasn't going to happen tonight so he asked me when I'd be available. I said I don't know, I'm at a party, call me tomorrow. He said he'd been looking at my site for months or years or something and had just got up the nerve to call me. I said I have to go on stage. Call me at noon, hope you won't be too nervous. He said he probably would be and I said oh well, bye.

I felt a bit bad about not helping him get over his fear of short prostitutes on the phone until I realised that the conversation had happened at about 1.30am. Fuck that. If that's the only time you can deal with talking to me, it's not going to happen.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #349 on: 05 April 2010, 04:12:47 pm »
He texted me again today!

Babe at wat time r u free? once i get my car fixed i want to see u fucking feelin really horny xx

Ooh I wonder if he's paying me with a car instead of cash?  ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #350 on: 05 April 2010, 06:13:55 pm »
Someone with 2 aliases on AW (one has 2 negs) has sent out 213 emails, made one booking, sent this tempting offer to me:

can i cum to see you today i need to have sex today


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #351 on: 06 April 2010, 11:28:09 am »
Just a whinge - some guy named T**i keeps phoning between 8 and 9 in the evening, wanting me to go to East London that very day by 10pm for a 3 or 4 hour outcall. I've told him - repeatedly - that he needs to contact me earlier in the day (cos I can't get ready and get to East London in less than an hour), and the booking needs to start earlierbut he's paying no attention. I've filed him under "NO" now.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #352 on: 09 April 2010, 10:32:50 pm »
Got this tonight, not really a booking, but made me laugh... and think 'hypocrite'!

'You are very beautiful, and seem to be with a high degree of culture and intelligence; why wasting yourself and your future in this ugly profession? If you were my girl friend or my wife I will be the happiest person in this world, why do you allow scum of human beings to put their dirty hands on you while you are like the precious jewel? sorry for bothering you and you can neglect me mail if you did not like it.'

Why look on AW if you think escorting is such an ugly profession? Men, eh. x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #353 on: 10 April 2010, 06:58:32 am »
Why look on AW if you think escorting is such an ugly profession? Men, eh. x

Ok, I'm sick of this shit!

Lets all make our own reality show...and show the world all of our meticulously clean clients, who respect our boundaries and treat us well. Cause apparently, the world thinks we are walking the streets with blisters on our soles, hanging from the chandeliers for a dollar...and that these men are all truck drivers or mechanics with greasy hands....

F-ing Hollywood movies, making everyone think we are infected no-bodies  :P

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #354 on: 10 April 2010, 10:05:50 pm »
Hello Alexa. My name is Maiya and I'm new in this site.
Your last post is really funny!!!
It  made me laugh  :D :D :D :D :D :D
This man is really strange!!!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #355 on: 11 April 2010, 01:16:33 pm »
Why look on AW if you think escorting is such an ugly profession? Men, eh. x

...the world thinks we are walking the streets with blisters on our soles, hanging from the chandeliers for a dollar...and that these men are all truck drivers or mechanics with greasy hands....


The world is strange... I understand you!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #356 on: 12 April 2010, 01:27:42 pm »
Regards the garden thing I've had a guy ring a couple of times asking about a booking, sounds genuine then asks whether I'm in a flat or house - turns out he wants to have his balls kicked in the garden.  :o

Haha. I'll do that in the local park. :P

Hmm. I just had a "general enquiry" regarding ball busting, which ended with him asking if I'd be willing to do it in public.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #357 on: 12 April 2010, 04:14:23 pm »
Ball busting in public? Tell him to look Joey up heheh!
Just kidding Joey.  :P  :-*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #358 on: 12 April 2010, 04:30:41 pm »
Has anyone actually had a proper ball busting booking? I've had the CBT guys where I've tied up their bits and slapped them about, but no kicking or punching. The ones who talk about that all seem to be fantsists, except one guy that I did gentle ball busting with, which I still think is hilarious.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #359 on: 12 April 2010, 09:41:13 pm »
Has anyone actually had a proper ball busting booking? I've had the CBT guys where I've tied up their bits and slapped them about, but no kicking or punching. The ones who talk about that all seem to be fantsists, except one guy that I did gentle ball busting with, which I still think is hilarious.

I had a guy who was really into the CBT and brought a very wide range of toys.  When he emailed for a booking I believed none of it, and just said yes for fun, figuring that he'd never be heard from again.  I got the shock of my life when he actually booked and showed.