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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #330 on: 26 March 2010, 10:12:09 am »
Yes, it's very likely that he sent it to everyone ;D Anyway, I feel much better now that you solved this little mystery for me :D Maybe I will have to start a thread called "What did he mean by this text?" I get so many stupid texts that I don't get  and as I never reply to texts, my life is filled with unsolved text mysteries::)

"how much 2 wank on ur face covered in oil?"

 ??? This sounds bad... :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #331 on: 26 March 2010, 11:04:11 am »
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

Stupid Chris "Honey Bunny" Driver reactivated his account... and messaged me saying "Hi sweetie, did you get my booking request?"

COPY... PASTE... SEND!

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*cheers and dances*  ;D

PurLEEEEEASE let us know if he replies!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #332 on: 26 March 2010, 11:21:28 am »

*cheers and dances*  ;D

PurLEEEEEASE let us know if he replies!!

He's read it, no response yet though... =(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #333 on: 26 March 2010, 11:49:12 pm »

"how much 2 wank on ur face covered in oil?"

 ??? This sounds bad... :-\

Why the oil though?  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #334 on: 26 March 2010, 11:56:18 pm »
Is he covered in oil, or is your face covered in oil? x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #335 on: 26 March 2010, 11:59:04 pm »
This email made me want to pop the shit out of this guy:

Maybe, although in Dallas I think your prices are a little high. There are some hot guys who do what you do for $100--and one or two for even less.  That's not to demean your service.  I'm sure it's exquisite. But it's a buyer's market, my friend.

Another reason why cheap whores need to stop selling themselves cheap. Its enough that these idiots are getting on my damn nerves, its another that 'we' escorts are selling ourselves for shit pay.

edit: I know that sounds a bit harsh, but I had a friend who told me about how the buyer's have conquered one city, just by doing that. At first, he was charging 140. Then, another guy would pop up and charge 20 bucks less. The client would then go to the other guy and say, "well so and so is doing it for such and such." Then, my friend would lower his to such and such rate, and so and so would lower it 20 dollars less than that.

Apparently that went on for many months, to the point where the market is so fucking cheap, that its considered perfectly normal to do full service for chump change. I just wanted to slap my friend for playing that game  >:(
« Last Edit: 27 March 2010, 12:16:18 am by American Joey »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #336 on: 29 March 2010, 09:38:38 pm »
My response would be:
Thank you for your thoughtful  and insightful email. It does seem rather funny that you would single me out to 'inform' me as you say of the current pricing situation. If my price is out of your range, fair enough. It is understandable in these economic times, luxury items such as this are not as affordable as they once were. But I am sure if you keep looking you will find exactly what you are looking for, or who knows you may win the lottery and then you can afford to book me. Until then, please do not bother me with any more of your inane, and insulting emails. There is no need to respond to this.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #337 on: 29 March 2010, 10:21:41 pm »
Oh dear! I get nice texts sometimes from TW no124. Last time he tried to get me in a sext convo I gave him a choice. Leave me alone, warning board, cant remember third choice but didnt hear back from him lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #338 on: 29 March 2010, 10:57:14 pm »
I got an email this morning from a guy on AW who is in 2 minds as to whether or not he'll book me. Kinda made up his mind for him as this is what I woke up to (the previous email I sent him was explaining that I have an active, and rather enjoyable life outside of escorting and therefore, don't seek to see more than 4 clients a week):


600 a week for 40 weeks is 24,000 a year after tax or equivalent of 30,000 a year before tax and NI... which is not a huge salary for the health risks and other risks involved... it would be almost as risky as a soldier's job... your body is on the front line and god knows how many bugs men carry around these days... One bug in particular is called the human papillomavirus (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus) or called HPV.

HPV is carried by most people including myself! The body normally identify it and usually neutralise it but I am no expert... you can get it even if you use protected sex and my guess is that you probably have it in one form or more... the good news is that it is inoffensive with some exception but the bad news is that it is undetectable unless symptoms arise... in my case, I ended up with genital warts given by an HPV form my partner gave me... I never had any problem except since I am with her! Now, it is all sorted but gosh, be careful and get screene checked regularly to avoid cervical cancer which is the worse that can happen to a woman who has got the HPV virus...

I know it is not fun to talk about but your job is a risky one and earning 30,000 before tax is easy with a bit of studying without having to sleep with loads of men... I use to earn myself 130,000 in the City and it is now because I am a rocket scientist - just a bit of dedication and effort and you will find yourself something in the social sciences arena much better...

Well, I did not do your job and still ended up with it from a woman who had not slept with many guys - I think I am her 4th or 5th guys in her lifetime... she had few women experience 2-3 women but nothing of the magnitude of most of us... all this to say, even the quite people are at risks...

Sorry for my dark email this morning... I just hope you are not taking to many chances.



Sexy huh? Can you imagine what scrutiny I would be under if I actually met the bloke?! And whilst he's got a point about the risks involved and what not, I'm a bloody professional for God's sake, even if I am new!! Begs the question why he's seeking services in the first place if he feels that strongly about one's health...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #339 on: 29 March 2010, 11:41:34 pm »
 Message:You look great. I would like to spend an hour with you and have repeat sessions. In addition to conventional things I like to receiveve a very hard caning.Do you have any ratan canes?Do you deliver severe canings?Are you willing to receive a few strokes? Hope we can give each other great pleasure.Love Graham.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #340 on: 30 March 2010, 06:25:32 am »
My response would be:

I finally worked up enough nerve to say, "Just because YOU cant afford it, doesn't make it too expensive"  >:(  He couldn't even respond. And...a buyer's market? Please. If that statement was true, then escorts would be charging $1 for an overnight, because men would talk us that low if we let them  >:(  >:(  >:(    Just today, some guy cheapskate was trying to get me to come to a downtown location (which means I have to pay for parking upon arrival) for $10 bucks less because he quote "didnt feel like going to the atm as it would cost him more to get out the money".

You dummy....

So I'm supposed to lose money on parking and coming to you just because you dont want to take your fat ass to the ATM  >:(

Sexy huh? Can you imagine what scrutiny I would be under if I actually met the bloke?! And whilst he's got a point about the risks involved and what not, I'm a bloody professional for God's sake, even if I am new!! Begs the question why he's seeking services in the first place if he feels that strongly about one's health...

No real client would be talking that sort of shit. He's obviously one of those escort-hater men who hate escorts. Bitter. The same guys who send me emails saying my rate is too much and that other guys are hanging from the chandeliers for $50  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #341 on: 30 March 2010, 08:08:22 am »
Urgh, Annabelle, I've had similar email dealings with one or two weirdos like that in the past! One booked and showed up only to leave within two minutes but then spent rather a loooong time composing endless emails to me about how dangerous my job is and how I must have given him a lump on his penis (despite us not having touched or undressed or ANYTHING!). I told him to go to the bloody GUM clinic and piss off, lol, but he kindly kept me in the loop with dozens more emails about his thoughts and fears. I had to block his email address

The thing that scares me is not understanding these guys' mindsets. I'm inclined to agree with Joey, there's definitely some creepy hatred/fear going on so maybe they're deeply repressed? Or maybe they see themselves as real superheroes, going round spreading (slightly incorrect) information about STIs to the women who know far more than most about them?

I dunno! I was freaked out for ages after that guy. :(
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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #342 on: 30 March 2010, 05:45:38 pm »
They both sound like they suffer from cyprianophobia, an intense fear of prostitutes and venereal diseases. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #343 on: 04 April 2010, 05:56:32 pm »
I just got this text:

Hi babes just bought stuff 4 my car will u do 1hr for 90 plz il cum loads x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #344 on: 04 April 2010, 06:43:23 pm »
I just got this text:

Hi babes just bought stuff 4 my car will u do 1hr for 90 plz il cum loads x

 :D
So  is he wanting to shag you bending over said car I wonder? How exciting! It reminds me of the time a client was interested in having sex in my communal garden in broad daylight. I felt like  suggesting we try it in front of his own house!
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