Text (of many) from someone who has booked 6 weeks in advance: "Hi Kat, just wanted to say I'm not bad looking. I'm 5.10 tall, shaved head, slim to medium, I'm clean shaven, don't smoke,, mouth fresh for us snogging, see you soon love *his name*" Is it just me or does anyone else not give a flying fuck what a paying client looks like?!!