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Annabelle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #315 on: 22 March 2010, 09:45:39 pm »
Well, for me this is the absolute winner of this world championship! He managed to be ridiculous, amusing, disgusting and  totally stupid in one single mail! I simply MUST write him (them?) and ask for this magic formula, what's that freebie I'll have to give him compared to the millions I'll earn!! Annabelle, you should do this too and then you won't have to work for a measly 500 per day! Come on, girls, let's go for the millions! ;D ;D

Oh, and did you read their feedbacks? :P There is a gem too  ;D

I'm rather inclined to think he should be messaging ME for tips - after all, 500 for 4 hours, not even so much as a BJ required... damn, I'm so good, I scare myself... :D :D

But the feedback - honestly, I've needed something to make me laugh for a few days now but I have to say, what a beauty of a post from Sophie - I really don't think I can get something of that calibre...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #316 on: 22 March 2010, 11:26:13 pm »
Haha! I was almost crying laughing when I read it, its just fantastic.
Thankfully I saw one of my lovely regulars tonight which gave me some faith!

The wife's younger sister part got me too... What a family! ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #317 on: 23 March 2010, 09:26:23 am »
Haha! I was almost crying laughing when I read it, its just fantastic.
Thankfully I saw one of my lovely regulars tonight which gave me some faith!

The wife's younger sister part got me too... What a family! ;D

Bleurgh, I looked at the profile too! :P

And yes, after witnessing things like that it's such a relief to remember that for us, our own work is actually enjoyable and pleasant and nobody has to do anything to anyone's younger sister!

The whole thing is quite ironic really. 'Stu' & co are obviously not getting enough interest so he/they decided to go spamming ridiculous 'business' ideas to real working escorts who are doing it right, and who therefore have no interest in freebies or partnering up with random desperate weirdos. Ah, Stu. If only you knew.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #318 on: 23 March 2010, 11:18:02 am »
This is not my week... Bit of a rant coming up here lol, I need to vent!

I recently advertised on my AW blog that I was looking for a driver - I had some ridiculous applications, and some pretty nice ones from genuine men who were respectful, polite, and understood the role.

I also recieved LOADS of emails from one man named Chris, who works full time in Tesco as a manager (great, so no spare time to drive me around...).

Not only did he refer to me as "honey", "sweetheart" and "baby", he gave me an incorrect telephone number TWICE. I emailed him and said I'd filled the position and wouldn't be interviewing anyone else (a lie, but he was boring me).

Today, I get a booking request on AW.

"1 hour, ?60. We can talk about me being your driver, then have some hot sex =)"

SO - me being me, and in a pretty arsey mood already, I typed out a lovely email to him...

Hi.

Firstly - my outcall rate for 1 hour is ?100, not ?60. I'm not sure why you thought you were a candidate for a discounted rate, as I state on my profile I do not give discounts to anyone.

Secondly, I wouldn't engage in any form of sexual activity with a prospective employee, be it in my personal or business life.

Thirdly, may I ask - did you go into your interview at Tesco referring to your interviewer/prospective employer as "honey"?
I'd bet quite a bit that you didn't, and I don't understand why you thought it was acceptable to refer to me in that way.

When you responded to the advert, you were applying for a job. I would have been your employer, you would have been paid in cash and certainly would not have been giving any "freebies" or discounted rates.

I am running a business, I pay taxes, and I am looking for a professional employee who conducts their business with such standards.

Please refrain from sending me anymore correspondence, it will be ignored.


I pressed send... to find out he's deleted his AW profile. Either that, or he's been suspended. I'm so mad, I wanted to give him a piece of my mind!! ARGH.

WHY!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #319 on: 23 March 2010, 11:20:25 am »


I pressed send... to find out he's deleted his AW profile. Either that, or he's been suspended. I'm so mad, I wanted to give him a piece of my mind!! ARGH.

WHY!

 Awww, shame! good for you though, that was well done :)

EmilyJones

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #320 on: 23 March 2010, 03:27:20 pm »
Awww, shame! good for you though, that was well done :)

Seconded!

The last guy who sent me "I'll be your driver because I think you're a silly whore who'll give me free sex" spam got a brief and snarky reply, too! Plus, WHY do men register on Adultwork as "bigpenis69" or any variation thereof and then think that receiving emails from them makes any woman do anything but snicker? Honestly, hearing that "pussylicker82" or "c0ckdrill3r" want to be my driver fills me with a vague sense of dread. ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #321 on: 23 March 2010, 07:38:30 pm »
WHY do men register on Adultwork as "bigpenis69" or any variation thereof and then think that receiving emails from them makes any woman do anything but snicker?

I suppose it's just the same instinct that causes people to register on Lord Of The Rings boards as "Frodo2000". For most sites it's just a bit tedious, but when the topic is sex you get the disconcerting feeling that you're surrounded by 13-year-olds.

Claudia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #322 on: 25 March 2010, 11:02:43 am »
It seems that I always get really stupid texts :-\

I got this today:

"The boys from paisley stuck it right up the catholiic choirboy molestors!"

 ??? ??? ??? ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #323 on: 25 March 2010, 12:57:03 pm »
Claudia

I shall explain!  St Mirren (a football team from Paisley, Scotland) were playing Celtic (a football team from Glasgow, Scotland and known as a catholic football team) last night.  

The latest headlines regarding the sexual abuse carried out by Catholic priests is what prompted the 'catholic choirboy molestors' part of the text.  St Mirren won 4-0  :o which prompted the 'stuck it right up' part of the text!!

I think its safe to say whoever texted doesn't support Celtic!



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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #324 on: 25 March 2010, 06:03:29 pm »
Gentlemen calls me today, and asks how much for a bj, he is 40 and has never had a BJ, I am so sorry to say I busted out laughing.  ::)

Claudia

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« Reply #325 on: 25 March 2010, 07:59:34 pm »
Thank you, that makes sense now!! :D

I still don't get it though...why would anyone text this to me? Maybe he wanted to start a conversation with it? ??? It was a great thing to wake up to this anyway :D

Violette, that's funny ;D ;D ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #326 on: 25 March 2010, 09:26:14 pm »
Thank you, that makes sense now!! :D

I still don't get it though...why would anyone text this to me? Maybe he wanted to start a conversation with it? ??? It was a great thing to wake up to this anyway :D

Violette, that's funny ;D ;D ;D

Its possible that it was sent to your number by mistake?   I have had random messages sent to both my work and non-work.  In fact I bought a brand new cheapy PAYG phone a couple of months ago for work and took it out the box, charged it, switched it on and a text came through saying 'happy birthday you old bastard'!!  How bizarre!!  (No it wasn't my birthday!)

Anyway i'm getting way off topic here sorry everyone xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #327 on: 25 March 2010, 10:32:26 pm »
A lovely timewaster tonight:

"do u do facial?"
"No, sorry, I don't offer facial."
"wat do u do?"
"My full list of services is on my profile."
"how much 2 wank on ur face covered in oil?"
"I don't do facial and I don't work with oil."
"well wat do u do?"

DONE WITH THAT CIRCULAR BULLSHIT NOW.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #328 on: 25 March 2010, 11:02:14 pm »
I still don't get it though...why would anyone text this to me? Maybe he wanted to start a conversation with it? ??? It was a great thing to wake up to this anyway :D

It sounds like the sort of thing people send to everyone in their phone book. I get those now and then.

Krystal: texts are bad! Don't do it!

sophleeds24

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #329 on: 26 March 2010, 06:55:04 am »
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

Stupid Chris "Honey Bunny" Driver reactivated his account... and messaged me saying "Hi sweetie, did you get my booking request?"

COPY... PASTE... SEND!

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