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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #300 on: 22 March 2010, 01:24:49 pm »
Quote from: sophleeds24 on 22 March 2010, 01:17:33 pm
Oh, looks like I complained about it being quiet too soon...

"hi babe am 15 n have a gf but she wunt let me do her up the bum cud i do u for 30 quid?"

!!!

I just don't know where to start.

Oh bless.  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #301 on: 22 March 2010, 02:02:27 pm »
Quote from: sophleeds24 on 22 March 2010, 01:17:33 pm
Oh, looks like I complained about it being quiet too soon...

"hi babe am 15 n have a gf but she wunt let me do her up the bum cud i do u for 30 quid?"

!!!

I just don't know where to start.

LOL. It's like he read through this thread and took notes from every other weirdo mentioned so that he could be the BEST OF THE BEST in regards to nauseating a sex worker. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #302 on: 22 March 2010, 02:23:55 pm »
I really wanted to respond, but I'm not sure I could get my (many) points across without offending him...
Bless!!

No bloody wonder is girlfriend won't let him...  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #303 on: 22 March 2010, 04:32:44 pm »
Quote from: sophleeds24 on 22 March 2010, 01:17:33 pm
Oh, looks like I complained about it being quiet too soon...

"hi babe am 15 n have a gf but she wunt let me do her up the bum cud i do u for 30 quid?"

!!!

I just don't know where to start.

Hahahahaha! That made my day...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #304 on: 22 March 2010, 05:31:33 pm »
And here's a fab email I've just got on AW... This is fantastic. I'm definitely going ahead, I can see making millions from it!  ;)

(Sorry for the lack of spacing... I thought you needed the full effect of the message!)

Hi, I recently mailed you about a booking which you had to refuse due to the fact that it was not worth your while getting a hotel booked. Well I am offering to help you in a big way. Please read this mail as it wont cost you anything, if your not interested at the end them just bin it! My wife is also an escort on this site and we work as a team and earn a great deal. (She does the work really, I just do the admin and site management) if you want to spend time in a hotel I can tell/show you how to earn between 350 to 750 pound a day. If you do a couple days in a row you will make average 1000 to 1200 pounds a time. I am not interested in any money from you or neither am I wanting to take any pics for myself. I will have to meet you to show you how its all done, from then its all up to you. I am not messing you about or lying to you. You just need to know what you need to do, when and some other very important things. I promise you will be amazed at real earnings to be made. Me and my wife work for us 2, thats it. We involve nobody else. All I ask from you is a little fun when we meet. Honestly, this is not just a load of rubbish to get a free booking, it is a gen offer. If I have a good time with you I will be back for more paying your normal rates. One last thing, whatever I tell you and show you please keep to yourself. A handfull of escorts with this info is fine but too many would mean less money for us. Lol know what I mean? Well let me know, after all this wont cost you but will I promise make you alot of money. If you decide to go for it then get back asap, if not then would you mind just sending a quick message? Like "no thanks" or something. Thank you. You are the 1st person I have contacted about this please think hard about it before saying no. Take care x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #305 on: 22 March 2010, 06:32:45 pm »
Sophleeds24, this is UNBELIEVABLE!!! :o :o :o
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #306 on: 22 March 2010, 07:22:21 pm »
That's what I thought!
Like he actually thinks there's some trick to it?!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #307 on: 22 March 2010, 07:53:15 pm »
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One last thing, whatever I tell you and show you please keep to yourself. A handfull of escorts with this info is fine but too many would mean less money for us. [/i]

Oh, Sophleeds, you're so generous, now we can all get the email address of this gentleman from you, follow his advice and make this kind of money, although it means "less money for you"! ;D

But really, it's so disgusting! >:(
This mail sounds like this:
 "Hi, I know you're only a ho so you are naturally greedy and very very stupid so I can take advantage and I will!" - translated by Claudia. ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #308 on: 22 March 2010, 08:16:18 pm »
Shit; here I was completely wasting my time today getting ?500... I thought I had some tricks up my sleeve. Still, what an offer!! Oooh, to be part of an exclusive club where you can learn the secrets to earning ?750 a day if you give him a freebie... I can see why you're tempted!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #309 on: 22 March 2010, 08:27:37 pm »
I really like the "if you're not interested, just say no thanks"
Or, I could just block you for being an absolute plonker!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #310 on: 22 March 2010, 08:34:58 pm »
Quote from: sophleeds24 on 22 March 2010, 08:27:37 pm
I really like the "if you're not interested, just say no thanks"
Or, I could just block you for being an absolute plonker!

Has his "wife" sent you a message yet? I'm curious as to what their "set up" is really like...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #311 on: 22 March 2010, 08:45:04 pm »
When I get back tonight and I'm not on my blackberry, I'll post the username up. Its something like stu and angel and they're in Liverpool.
Read the profile description... I'm not sure which one of them is supposed to be using the profile!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #312 on: 22 March 2010, 08:46:56 pm »
Just checked, its angel_and_stu7117
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #313 on: 22 March 2010, 09:02:22 pm »
Blimey!! That's quite a profile!! Wife's younger sister?! WTF?!?!

Email definitely does not reflect that profile at all. And for all their "success", that's a very low rating...

You sure know how to attract them! :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #314 on: 22 March 2010, 09:37:16 pm »
Well, for me this is the absolute winner of this world championship! He managed to be ridiculous, amusing, disgusting and  totally stupid in one single mail! I simply MUST write him (them?) and ask for this magic formula, what's that freebie I'll have to give him compared to the millions I'll earn!! Annabelle, you should do this too and then you won't have to work for a measly 500 per day! Come on, girls, let's go for the millions! ;D ;D

Oh, and did you read their feedbacks? :P There is a gem too  ;D
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