Just remembered why I don't often do same day bookings at the weekend anymore.
Caller 1 hung up 3 times before finally speaking to me and asking for a booking in 2 hours.He then asked what I looked like...
Caller 2 was a bloke who previously booked and never confirmed but kidded on he had never spoke to me before and asked for details.
Caller 3 booked for 3pm was asked to confirm at 2:30 and not a sausage.
Caller 4 Booked for 5:30 and then cancelled.
Caller 5 Rang and told me he had a thing for ladies that are hairy down below..jolly good except I am trimmed.He said he knew that but hoped I'd have hair that was poking out from the side of my pants and if not would I grow it for 2 weeks for him..he then asked how long it would be then?How the heck do I know?Told him it would probably be better if he rang girls that had a hairy fanny and advertised it.
Email 1 Can I do a duo at 8pm..I advertise I finish at 7pm.
Email 2 (no feedback) Can he worship my ass and spit in his mouth and would my arse be shitty or clean and how thick would my spit be?

I give up!Where are the normal reliable blokes?

Email 2 (no feedback) Can he worship my ass and spit in his mouth and would my arse be shitty or clean and how thick would my spit be?

That bit about the hair sticking out from knickers was absolutely hilarious.
In relation to the thickness of your spit, tell him it's quite thick and green at the moment as you have bronchitis and you'll throw in French kissing for free if he plays his cards right.

 

FFS what next:

Hello babe ima be real honest I'm from prison I work out each day for free in a charity shop so I don't get paid. I was woundering if you wanted to do a good deed for the day and help me out. I'm white 30 in pretty good shape j can send a pic if needed. X if not hope you have a good day x

Via text, I swear I've heard of something similar before

3 times this week !!!

Mr LoverLover: 'Can I book you on Monday? I have a good sized cock. I love to start a session with lots of deep passionate french kissing, followed by oral without both ways. I love to try and get a woman to multi orgasm using my tongue'

Me: Gosh, I am getting wet already-can't you get here, like, YESTERDAY??



(FFS)

ha I had him yesterday wanted 3 hour booking ,never met me ?

TimeWasterrrr: I'd like to book you but  I'm on tablets that make it difficult for me to get hard.

Me: I see what date and time did you have in mind?

TimeWasterrrr: well I don't have a date....

Me: (interrupting) well why don't you get back to me when you do have a date and time.

****HANGS UP***

Voice was slurring throughout I wanted to give the benefit of the doubt that it was his tablets..... but well just maybe it was alcohol induced!

Can none of them read a profile today either?Just had another now knew sod all about me.That's twice when I asked if they had read my profile they said no.Then they seem gobsmacked that you are not prepared to continue the call and ask them to have a quick read then ring back.I really cannot see the point in going through what I do and what it costs and where I am when they blatently are so half arsed they didn't read any of it for themselves and I am probably not suitable for what they want any way.Last one actually just put the phone down when I politely explained that I was offering incalls,no I didn't travel and my rates and services were right where he got my number from..so just shows what pricks some of these lazy ringarounds are.

I know, right

I've had 100% TWs today.

Have never had a day like it for them.I think its because I usually only do advance bookings on a weekend (as in they need to let me know the day before)but my fella was away for the day so I thought I may as well work.I paid for available today and I think it kind of made me look like a new girl to the weekend timewaster brigade because my profile on AW wouldn't normally get updated at the weekend.