Got a bit of genius today as well, it's obviously a good week for it. The history behind this one is that I have actually talked to this guy before - he texted me for a booking and then spent another 30 texts or so asking detailed questions about my services and trying to persuade me that he was a straight male escort looking for someone to do couples work with - sounded like asking for freebies to me and I said no to that. He still seemed interested in the booking, but was only free on an evening I wasn't available. He said he'd text back another time and I figured that was it, time wasting done.
This morning:
Him: R u up 4 a drink then? X
Me: I'm up for a booking. I don't socialise for free.
Him: Awww go on, if we shag al stil pay ya x [Generous, isn't he?]
Me: No. I have friends and a boyfriend, I do not need to drink with clients.
Him: Do u have any single mates?
Me: They don't date my clients either. If you want to pay for sex use adultwork.com, if you want free sex use match.com. Tbh it'll end up costing you either way. Hooking you up with freebies is not a service I provide.
Heard nothing back since, haha. Got to love the guy's confidence - because I'm going to give out the numbers of all the single ladies I know to a guy I've never met or even seen a picture of. Classy as.