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LadyEvil

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #240 on: 24 February 2010, 11:56:04 am »
I know, right? How could I pass up such a golden opportunity?  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #241 on: 24 February 2010, 11:59:38 am »
and live forever in happi.

Where is happi? I want to go!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #242 on: 24 February 2010, 12:04:40 pm »
Where is happi? I want to go!

So do I! Sounds better than coldi and crappi.  ;D

BurlesqueHoney

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #243 on: 24 February 2010, 12:26:11 pm »
and live forever in happi.

Where is happi? I want to go!

Me too!  Think there will be a few of us that would love to go - should I organise a coach...? ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #244 on: 24 February 2010, 12:50:23 pm »
Me too!  Think there will be a few of us that would love to go - should I organise a coach...? ;D

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Richard

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #245 on: 24 February 2010, 01:51:38 pm »
I didn't think it would be in Dubai. Yuck.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #246 on: 24 February 2010, 02:11:31 pm »
Where is happi? I want to go!

So do I! Sounds better than coldi and crappi.  ;D

;D ;D ;D

Put me down for 2 coach tickets please! I will bring my catti.
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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #247 on: 24 February 2010, 02:14:35 pm »
I just love these declarations of love coupled with bad spelling, melts the knickers it does.

UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #248 on: 25 February 2010, 08:22:49 am »
i then u invite to dinner of pizza in the hotel but pls do not charge becaus it is my repct for u. also u will come back with me to my country too met my family in dubai wher they wil lov u as i do and live forever in happi. pls reply i waitng u son honi baby.

I am in tears after reading this. So romantic, so much thought. And Pizza...Yummy.

This reminds me of a recent, particularly annoying son of a...who calls me, telling me he's going to show up in a Benz, and let me borrow his Louis Vuitton...some fag nonetheless. I was like, okay and? What the fuck does that have to do with making an appointment?


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #249 on: 25 February 2010, 08:34:17 am »
i then u invite to dinner of pizza in the hotel

 :o pizza? I'm there. Lol. I mean, pizza and happi? How can you resist the charmer?  ;)
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #250 on: 25 February 2010, 10:16:41 pm »
People wonder why I get so irritated at the rate of things around here. well check out this email I recieved today...

"are u aware there s   and economic downturn...   and the whole country is in a pickle of a mess      u need to lower them rates"

Since it was one of those escort/dating sites...I reported it, so sooner or later I'll see that account show as 'suspended', just as several of them have been lately who has contacted me with nonsense.

My thing is, if people don't want to pay...why even contact me? It doesn't make any sense. Seems like being an escort is by the most offensive thing to people around here.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #251 on: 26 February 2010, 01:21:54 pm »
I had the best voicemail yesterday...

"Hi, you look really sexy. I was wondering, how much would it take for you to only see me? Because I have ?15,000 if that would be enough. I'd like you to marry me, would you do that? How about we meet up for an hour in my hotel first, if you like it then we can arrange some money."

OMG I'm SO excited... Who'da thought, me as a blushing bride... duuuur...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #252 on: 26 February 2010, 01:31:27 pm »
I had the best voicemail yesterday...

"Hi, you look really sexy. I was wondering, how much would it take for you to only see me? Because I have ?15,000 if that would be enough. I'd like you to marry me, would you do that? How about we meet up for an hour in my hotel first, if you like it then we can arrange some money."

OMG I'm SO excited... Who'da thought, me as a blushing bride... duuuur...

"?15,000? Yes sir, that will cover 3 months of marriage. The divorce will cost you ?2million. Hope to hear from you soon!"

 8)  :D  ;D

sophleeds24

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #253 on: 26 February 2010, 01:39:37 pm »
I know! I got a follow up text saying "so how much would it take for u to just be mine?"

My friend did suggest I agree to it, get him to buy me a ring then do a runner though... What a lovely chap, yep, ?15,000 will have me set for life!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #254 on: 26 February 2010, 02:50:55 pm »
How about we meet up for an hour in my hotel first, if you like it then we can arrange some money."

That's totally the wrong way around. ;)
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