Had a bit of a giggle not long ago
Ass: Hi are you available? I've not used an escort before can I call you?
Me: Yes, of course
He calls and tells me his wife is ill and they have been married for 30 years. Asks what services I do. I ask if he has read my profile. He states not so I advise I will send him the link to my AW profile, which I do.....
Text from Ass: Are the services in purple accurate
Me: As far as I know yes...is there anything in particular you like
Ass: Well do you do them all?
Me (after checking and taking of face sitting and female ejaculation as well as food sex/sloshing: Services are accurate
Ass: Well you've taken off face sitting and female ejaculation???
Me: Because I don't do it
Ass: Why?
Me: Because I choose not to
Ass: But why?
Me: Are you bored or something?
Ass: Sorry
Ass: You got any pics? You've got great legs
Me: No fella, now get knotted and stop wasting my time BLOCK