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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #225 on: 16 February 2010, 05:44:36 am »
Do you pay to receive calls over there?

technically...yes. Its deducted from my balance. Plus my craigslist ad number is a prepaid phone, which runs a pretty penny over time. Eventually, I just want to use 2 numbers, 1 phone with a better billing plan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #226 on: 16 February 2010, 11:15:54 am »
Do you pay to receive calls over there?

Yes they do, not just technically. Instead of the caller being charged extra for calling a mobile phone, they pay whatever they would for calling a landline and the mobile user is charged per minute at the same rate they would be for making a call. IIRC though, it's nothing like the mobile rates we have here; just a few cents a minute.

It makes sense in general, but must make timewasters a lot more annoying.

Joey, in UK we have a caller pays system like in Mexico. Mobile numbers have their own area code and the person who's calling is charged double or more what it would cost to call a landline, while the person receiving the call is charged nothing.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #227 on: 17 February 2010, 03:14:06 am »
Joey, in UK we have a caller pays system like in Mexico. Mobile numbers have their own area code and the person who's calling is charged double or more what it would cost to call a landline, while the person receiving the call is charged nothing.

Double or more? Sounds expensive. But I think its more fair than here. I get charged for idiots sending me text messages and calling me during the day, spending 2 and 3 minutes on the phone asking ridiculous things. And unfortunently I cant really curse someone out until about the 3rd minute...when they've asked every question and its clear they are just wasting my time.

When you add it all up, you can see why I get as annoyed as I do when someone calls to intentionally waste my time, as you have stated.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #228 on: 17 February 2010, 01:41:08 pm »
Then again you won't get the idiots who want you to answer question after question by text or claiming they haven't any credit!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #229 on: 18 February 2010, 12:08:39 am »
I received this charming text message on Sunday:

'A special rose Just 4 u. . . @>-%--- Filled wid luv 4 valentines day! xxmwah ALESSIAxx'

then from the same number an hour later:

'Do u provide incals? Also do u do anal?'

How... romantic  ???


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #230 on: 18 February 2010, 07:57:42 am »
Im getting increasingly annoyed with the nonsense...

I keep getting a private caller every morning, and its not a bill collector because they leave messages! And then today, the same idiot who was harrassing me, calls my number today asking for a different person...from another number!

Then today...someone calls asking me, ME...if I have crystal that I can share with him. Fucking doped out ass mother ******! I cant stand it when druggies call me in some ploy to get drugs off of me.

Im a fucking hooker, not a drug dealer  >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #231 on: 18 February 2010, 10:58:53 am »
I received this charming text message on Sunday:

'A special rose Just 4 u. . . @>-%--- Filled wid luv 4 valentines day! xxmwah ALESSIAxx'

then from the same number an hour later:

'Do u provide incals? Also do u do anal?'

How... romantic  ???

Tehehehe that made me giggle...
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And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #232 on: 18 February 2010, 05:55:47 pm »
I received this charming text message on Sunday:

'A special rose Just 4 u. . . @>-%--- Filled wid luv 4 valentines day! xxmwah ALESSIAxx'

then from the same number an hour later:

'Do u provide incals? Also do u do anal?'

How... romantic  ???

"They start with Byron and Shelley..."

I have had to do so much mopping up reading these over the weeks!

UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #233 on: 19 February 2010, 10:07:37 am »
Also do u do anal?'

How... romantic  ???

Anal is a service offered, not a way of courting!

Normally this would have gotten to me, but tonight was different since it was right down the street. Nevertheless, still a bit annoyed

A late night booking that I was already reluctant from the start...but decided to ignore and go anyhow. Im in this guy's neighborhood on the phone and he asks me to drive him to the bank to get the money cause it doesnt have a car. I'm just like...uh, I dont know you and Im not going to let you get into my car to drive to the bank.

At that point, I rolled up to his house, got out the car and said..."For saftey reasons, you're not getting into my car. I thought you had the money on you already  ???

What made it so tolerable is he was some cute younger guy. Either way, what the hell do I look like letting someone into my car at 3 am? I KNEW I should have just let the phone ring...but being an insomniac and all. I need help!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #234 on: 19 February 2010, 11:57:36 pm »
Hello Everyone,

Well i had an amusing day today, i had 3 walk outs one after the other here they are...

1. Doorbell goes, i check the camera, open the door, man standing there looks at me and runs away!!! WTF...I was wearing a skintight dress, killer heels, make-up on...Maybe the mirror lied and i actually look like a huge ogre!

2. Doorbell goes, i check the camera, open the door, let a smartly dressed man in, he phoned before asked for owo which i don't offer, politely tell him once again, i don't offer the service, he asks again, he must have been hard of hearing...NO!!!!

3. Doorbell goes, i once again check the camera, open the door, let an odd looking old man in (I'm not one to judge but he looked like a murderer). He asks what i do prices etc, i tell him, he then says, I'm very clean how much to lick my feet? I say sorry i don't offer that service, he then says raising the tone a little 'What amount of money do you want to lick my feet' I tell him 'What amount of money will it take to remove my shoe from your arse and for you to lick your sh*t off my shoe? Do i look like a dog? In a very polite manner, i then open the door and ask him to leave. I think he had a very low opinion of women. But hey, each to their own!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #235 on: 20 February 2010, 02:54:32 am »
I was wearing a skintight dress, killer heels, make-up on...Maybe the mirror lied and i actually look like a huge ogre!

Hmmm...sounds sexy to me, I love killer heels. Looks can kill  ;D

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(I'm not one to judge but he looked like a murderer).

I had a guy like that show up last weekend. It was a long, hard booking. He was just scary looking, but turned out to be a pretty nice guy for the most part. I kept thinking I'd have to whip some ass LOL.


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I tell him 'What amount of money will it take to remove my shoe from your arse and for you to lick your sh*t off my shoe? Do i look like a dog? In a very polite manner, i then open the door and ask him to leave. I think he had a very low opinion of women. But hey, each to their own!

LOL, that one had me laughing my ass off...Money is not worth more than dignity. Feet licking occurs only to EXTREMELY attractive, EXTREMELY clean guys that I know EXTREMELY well. To this day, of nearly 10 years...that has not come to fruitition yet  :P

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #236 on: 21 February 2010, 09:52:48 pm »
I was wearing a skintight dress, killer heels, make-up on...Maybe the mirror lied and i actually look like a huge ogre!

Hmmm...sounds sexy to me, I love killer heels. Looks can kill  ;D
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Well, i did feel fairly attractive or at least i thought i was up until then lol...I must say my heels that i was wearing are the sexiest stilettos Ive ever seen 6 inch stiletto heels in shocking purple...Maybe the shoes scared him? Lol!  ::)




« Last Edit: 21 February 2010, 09:56:59 pm by xxxtinyxxx »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #237 on: 23 February 2010, 05:12:18 pm »
I have to be careful not to wear too high heels. At 6ft in my stocking feet, me with 4 inch heels has been known to scare the shit out of most Irish guys.  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #238 on: 24 February 2010, 11:16:57 am »
This just in:

"howdi sammy* i waitung u reply becous god has sent ur profil to me and i love u and my repct ur bodi. i want 2 hours booking when i will lick ur ass and french dep kiss. i then u invite to dinner of pizza in the hotel but pls do not charge becaus it is my repct for u. also u will come back with me to my country too met my family in dubai wher they wil lov u as i do and live forever in happi. pls reply i waitng u son honi baby.

your lover xoxxoox'

*my name is simone

 :o :o :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #239 on: 24 February 2010, 11:40:54 am »
i will lick ur ass and french dep kiss.

I particularly like the way he orders them :)
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