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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #180 on: 25 January 2010, 09:26:16 pm »
"in that case i will be interested in 1 hr to start with, since you are not willing to negotiate"

Um... why should I? Lol. *deletes*
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« Reply #181 on: 25 January 2010, 11:05:29 pm »
"in that case i will be interested in 1 hr to start with, since you are not willing to negotiate"

Um... why should I? Lol. *deletes*

Priceless!   ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #182 on: 25 January 2010, 11:18:01 pm »
Potential cilent- "What will you do for ?20?"
Me- Click.

Well he did ask... ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #183 on: 26 January 2010, 03:24:17 am »
Potential cilent- "What will you do for ?20?"

I told one guy $20 will give him about 7 minutes...He never responded  :(   It'd probably take him 5 minutes to get my foot out of his ass  :D

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« Reply #184 on: 26 January 2010, 02:20:13 pm »
I recieved 3 consecutive phone calls at 4.30am on Sunday morning, followed by a picture message of a rather obese gentlemans chest and stomach area simply saying "call me".

No thanks, I think I'll pass on that one cheers....

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« Reply #185 on: 03 February 2010, 12:37:19 am »
Colette, I think your mission has been completed in this thread LOL...What an oasis you have created here. At what point are we going to narrow it all down and see who's had the most outrageous timewaster?

On guy was txting me away, and when I told him, he needs to call for info, he texts back and says he is driving and can't talk. I forwarded his message back to him, and texted: "If I sent you this message, would you believe me?" I didn't hear from him anymore.

At first I didnt understand the scene, but then I read it again...how stupid! He's driving while texting and initiated the texts...Wouldnt talking be safer than sex? Boingo....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #186 on: 03 February 2010, 12:49:25 am »
Thank you ladies & gents! I enjoyed reading this thread  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #187 on: 03 February 2010, 05:53:38 pm »
Thank you ladies & gents! I enjoyed reading this thread  ;D

I get excited every time there is a new post on this thread... :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #188 on: 03 February 2010, 06:07:17 pm »
I never get funny timewaster stuff! Or at least, I end up ignoring and forgetting about it too quickly and it's not funny anyway, it's boring standard "can u send me a face pic pls" stuff. Sigh! :P

Today though I got a creepy mutterer calling and asking me over and over again if I live alone, so I told him I live in a police station and then he asked if he could book an incall. ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #189 on: 04 February 2010, 01:16:17 pm »
I told him I live in a police station and then he asked if he could book an incall. ???

OMG that nearly killed me! :D

A few days ago I explained to one guy about overnight bookings - price, time I start work (8pm), duration (8-12hours), etc. Then yesterday, got an email asking for a 16 (!) hour overnight (5pm-11am) for less than half my rate! Sometimes I wonder if I'm on the same planet...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #190 on: 05 February 2010, 08:51:22 pm »
Hello Everyone,

I had a lovely phonecall today from a pleasant sounding chap asking details, prices etc. After sounding like a genuine chap he went on to ask about the services i do,
Do i do anal?  'No'
Oral without? 'No'
Anything without? 'No'
How about unprotected sex? I reply 'How about you go down the road to the red light area and find someone who does, im sure there will be someone willing to give you a range of STDs for half the price of my protected service'

What an absolutely lovely chap, bloody idiot. Why is it always me who answers the phone to these stupid people?

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« Reply #191 on: 06 February 2010, 04:40:11 pm »
Guy calls up with number not showing, I answer and ask him if he knows that he is calling with a blocked number, he replies, and says yes, he knows this that he is calling from his wife's phone!  :o What an absolute idiot.

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« Reply #192 on: 06 February 2010, 08:05:04 pm »
Its amazing how people actually play games to try to make you feel like you're charging too much. 

Someone called me the other day, (oops, texted me) in the morning saying, all I have is 120. My rate is 60 more than that. So I say..."well I can do 120 but you'd have to come to me and it'd be for half an hour".

Then, he says he doesn't have transportation. So I repeat, its 180 for outcall. He then switches it up and says, "sorry, I only have 140'. I didn't even respond back as I was just waking up!

I seriously don't think he had 120 or 140, stupid ass fucker  >:(

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« Reply #193 on: 07 February 2010, 07:54:08 pm »
I tell you...I hate to sound racist,, and living in Texas is damn near tipping me over the edge...but Mexican 'so called clients' have got to be the most ignorant and time-wasting clients on the face of the planet! I thought Black folks were the worse, not even close!

Some guy got cursed the fuck out this morning (in my grumpy mood after I was already having depression last night). He calls, ask me a couple questions about my massage, and then at the end goes, "you're not a psycho are you?" I hung up immediately.

He then calls back, and I cursed his ass up and down...then he says, "ok, ok, what time can you be available?" I then told him that I didnt want to meet his ass anymore cause he pissed me off and I hung up.

See what I mean? I cant get a real booking, its gotta be some STUPID FUCK, I HATE THIS PLAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #194 on: 08 February 2010, 01:01:15 am »
I tell you...I hate to sound racist,, and living in Texas is damn near tipping me over the edge...but Mexican 'so called clients' have got to be the most ignorant and time-wasting clients on the face of the planet! I thought Black folks were the worse, not even close!

Some guy got cursed the fuck out this morning (in my grumpy mood after I was already having depression last night). He calls, ask me a couple questions about my massage, and then at the end goes, "you're not a psycho are you?" I hung up immediately.

He then calls back, and I cursed his ass up and down...then he says, "ok, ok, what time can you be available?" I then told him that I didnt want to meet his ass anymore cause he pissed me off and I hung up.

See what I mean? I cant get a real booking, its gotta be some STUPID FUCK, I HATE THIS PLAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Joey,

You probably haven't been in the business for long enough yet, thus haven't come to realise that men are inherently stupid, and most of the times not even on purpose. The guy you're talking about was probably a newbie and just didn't know what sort of questions to ask and how to politely make sure you're safe and discreet.
I've had plenty of experience of this sort when I worked in a small working class town.

A guy on the phone: - When can you come, I'm home all day today.
Me: Sorry, I don't go anywhere, you'd have to come and visit me.
The guy (sounding really surprised): You have your own place??? (this question was a common one)
Me (being pissed off as it was 10th idiot that day): No, I do it under the bridge.
The guy (after a pause, but in a decisive tone): What side of the bridge shall I meet you, then?

Another one. A bloke calls and asks a few questions. Everything seems normal. Then he goes: "Can I bring 4 of my mates to watch?" Me (in disbelief and utter disgust): Sorry, you are probably confusing me for your wife.
Him (totally genuine): Oh no, I'm not married!
Me (to myself, hanging up): I think I know why.

And one more. My flat was in a building where the staircase was separated from the landing by a door. Only 6 flats in the whole building and only 2 floors. You would not believe the amount of people (I probably wouldn't be wrong if I said every third guy) who, once buzzed inside, would go into the staircase (there was nowhere else to go once you're inside) and call me, asking where to look for the flat. Me: Go to the first floor and open THE ONLY DOOR you can see there (that would take you to a landing with 3 flats where I'm waiting by the door). Them: What colour is the door? (How does it matter??? There's only one door there!!) or Do I push it or pull it? ::)
And guess what? some of them still couldn't find it and I had to go out of my flat, undressed as I was, and open the door to the staircase and they would be just there behind the door, actively looking for it. And the ones who did make it inside the flat without my help, would always look like they'd just achieved something and say: Wow, it's not an easy job to find you!

Anyway, the point I'm making is that half of these people who seem to take the piss, are actually genuine, just stupid. And you would not believe the amount of myths and misconceptions that some people in small communities/ for want of education still hold in regard, especially since what you do is not as traditional as female escorting. So try to be patient. It's hard, but you won't make much if you keep hanging up on them. 
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