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Siorse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7725 on: 10 September 2015, 01:32:39 pm »
Oh I hate those ones...!!  Can I get a BJ for ?20?  >:(
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7726 on: 10 September 2015, 08:06:28 pm »
received somewhere through the night when i switched my phone on tonight

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you. 9.30. 2moro!

eh?

me what?  am or pm? eh no thanks.
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sugarkane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7727 on: 10 September 2015, 08:18:53 pm »
Urghh! Just had some idiot contact me on AW asking if I could send a face pic. I politely declined and explained reasons why, and to check my feedback should he have any concerns.
He replies with well if I book you, would you be offended if I walked away at the door?!

Yes I would time-wasting prick!
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7728 on: 11 September 2015, 01:47:36 am »

CALLER:  Are you available now for a meet?
ME: Yes I'm available today. 
CALLER:  What time could you be here?
ME:  Which area roughly are you in?
CALLER:  Sorry?
ME:  Which area roughly are you in, so that I can tell you when the soonest I could be there would be?'
CALLER:  Scotland.
ME:  Yes obviously, can you be a bit more specific?
CALLER:  Erm, Edinburgh?
ME:  You're going to have to be a bit more specific.....
CALLER:  (distant) erm....silence....click

 >:(  I guess at least he was in the right country!
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7729 on: 11 September 2015, 05:07:22 pm »
Him:Hi u ok?U free?x
Me:Ring x
Him:Can't right now just leaving work.
Him:On bus home.What u up to?
Me:Sorry?Do I know you?
Why ask if I'm free then start texting about your journey home etc like I'm his mate.Knobhead.
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7730 on: 11 September 2015, 05:47:41 pm »
I entertained myself by lowered my fees to
70 pounds an hour on AW to see who calls.
I've no intention of meeting lol.
My phone starts ringing... 3 men in 5 minutes.

One texts..
"I really enjoy giving oral and rimming.
French kissing face sitting and penetration.
Depending on how things go receiving some water sports."

They think the 'likes' are included! :o
I will continue the experiment at 30 pounds pr hr to see who bites... ;D
« Last Edit: 11 September 2015, 07:29:55 pm by cheesypeas »
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7731 on: 11 September 2015, 07:09:44 pm »
Are you sure that's a good idea?
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7732 on: 11 September 2015, 07:17:05 pm »
Hi MS, I get 95% of work from my personal sites.
Just did it for the afternoon out of curiosity...market research. :)
Never depended on AW...lol  ;D

I switched it back to normal for now.lol  :D
« Last Edit: 11 September 2015, 07:31:18 pm by cheesypeas »
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7733 on: 11 September 2015, 08:49:00 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 11 September 2015, 07:17:05 pm
Hi MS, I get 95% of work from my personal sites.
Just did it for the afternoon out of curiosity...market research. :)
Never depended on AW...lol  ;D

I switched it back to normal for now.lol  :D

Yeah I'm the same as you, AW isn't the be all and end all for me either. 
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7734 on: 12 September 2015, 07:19:53 am »
Quote from: Siorse on 10 September 2015, 01:32:39 pm
Oh I hate those ones...!!  Can I get a BJ for ?20?  >:(
I like to suggest they save themselves the money !
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Rentagirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7735 on: 12 September 2015, 02:03:38 pm »
Just got a call from a guy and as soon as I answered he hung up...
Then I got a text shortly after that saying " il ring u bck"

Dickend calls back..
 
Dickend: hello will you be willing to work with me if I make a booking first?
Me: I'm not looking to work with anyone.
Dickend: but I'm looking to work with you as a couple
Me: sorry no I'm not interested
Dickend: ok nevermind

I calls me again 3 times so I answer for laughs.

Me: I'm still not looking for work.
Dickend: but why?
Me: because I'm not working with you for free
Dickend: why though? We could make good money.
Me: in not interested go find someone that wants to do this for free. Goodbye.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7736 on: 12 September 2015, 03:11:45 pm »
Text yesterday...

Hellou.ajem Adam39yer. polisz men from evesham nol spik englisz (site name) enju foto buiftifor ajlajk sex.

Then another text...

Hej jesterm polakiem 39lat iszukam wfasnie taliej osoby jak ty dozabawy jesli chetna odp.ja lubie wszystko jestem bi. idzis chce zaszalec. jestem z evesham.aty?
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7737 on: 12 September 2015, 07:13:06 pm »
That's some spammy crap, I've had them too.  Takes you to a website that's all in Polish, as I don't speak it I don't know what they're trying to get me to sign up for.
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Kazzle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7738 on: 13 September 2015, 12:11:20 pm »
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Hej jesterm polakiem 39lat iszukam wfasnie taliej osoby jak ty dozabawy jesli chetna odp.ja lubie wszystko jestem bi. idzis chce zaszalec. jestem z evesham.aty?

I stuck it in goolge translate and even it struggled to translate it -

"Hey jesterm Pole 39y.o. iszukam wfasnie Tali people like you dozabawy if Chetna odp.ja I like everything I'm bi. idzis he wants to splurge. I'm with evesham.aty?"

Though apparently he is a bi who likes everything. One of my rules is never trust a man who says he's into everything!
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7739 on: 13 September 2015, 01:50:30 pm »
Rung then hung up.
I had to frightened him horribly with one of my 'special texts'.

He texts quicker than lightening:
"I've phoned u before and you've cut me off and
don't want speak to me several times."

Never heard from him again. ;D
« Last Edit: 13 September 2015, 02:07:25 pm by cheesypeas »
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