Ooh that one SM, I often reply with something along the lines of 'yes I have friends but they aren't prostitutes, not sure about John"

I do sometimes get 'how many girls do you have?', none of my ads imply or even suggest I am an agency or brothel.
Latest one has been someone phoning through the night who apparently did see me a year or two ago, when I did answer at 6.30am because I do rise early, he explained he'd called late at night once and I'd advised him to phone earlier in the day. I suppose his missed call at both 3am and 4am is earlier than 10pm.

. Suppose he was trying, however 6.30am and 'now' isn't going to happen, I also don't see clients who are hungover which from the things he told me he definitely was.
Another weekend casualty has been a man who always phones last minute when I'm booked/notworking/he can't provide the screening details, ranting on yesterday about what a nice man he is, do I not know who he is?"Where are you?" was his barked opening greeting. He went on to tell me that has lots of cash implying importance and when I wouldn't give him my address(I don't offer incalls) said he could track me down in seconds. He carried on shouting at me repeatedly in a drunken manner - he did admit to having had a few and I could hear more being poured in the background. "Where are you?" were his barked opening wordings. I turned my phone off after a second rambling, demanding, ranting call from him. He left me voicemails continuing to tell me that he's a such a nice man.