Him:Can I have some details please?
Me:What details do you want?
Him:Well describe yourself and what you look like and what's your bra size.
Me:The advert on the internet you got this number from will have pictures and my description on won't it?
Him:Well yeah so do you have any uniforms?
Me:You supposedly know feck all about me or even what I look like but you want me to wear a uniform for your imaginary booking?
Him:Er..m
Me:Phone goes down.
So fedup of calls like this today along with guys asking if I'll do anal because they have a small cock!