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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #165 on: 09 December 2009, 12:49:26 pm »
Oh, you have got to be kidding me?  :o
Someone should post this on AW as an ad under seeking service.

Ooohlala

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #166 on: 09 December 2009, 07:34:44 pm »

My lord Cassie and Evie, that is foookin hilarious! What a dweeb. He obviously has no idea what so ever that a lot of us actually talk to each other... ???
Did either of you reply?? Something along the lines of I'll eat your cum if you eat my snot would be an idea  :P tee hee

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MissMillie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #167 on: 10 December 2009, 02:53:02 pm »
I had one guy on AW contact me to ask if he could give me ?30 for a half hour BJ in an open park... ?30 is not my half hourly rate.... and open park?...

Then went on to say he'd meet me in his car and drive me there...

I think NOT

LondonEvie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #168 on: 10 December 2009, 03:05:50 pm »

My lord Cassie and Evie, that is foookin hilarious! What a dweeb. He obviously has no idea what so ever that a lot of us actually talk to each other... ???
Did either of you reply?? Something along the lines of I'll eat your cum if you eat my snot would be an idea  :P tee hee

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 No I didn't- Though I have had another funny one: He wrote me once a day for two days, and each time changed his story completely- And has written the same to a friend of mine too! Clearly not thinking we actually share this info xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #169 on: 10 December 2009, 03:19:17 pm »
they obviously think we're just dumb bimbos, too thick to cotton on!  >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #170 on: 10 December 2009, 10:18:26 pm »

My lord Cassie and Evie, that is foookin hilarious! What a dweeb. He obviously has no idea what so ever that a lot of us actually talk to each other... ???
Did either of you reply?? Something along the lines of I'll eat your cum if you eat my snot would be an idea  :P tee hee

xxx

 No I didn't- Though I have had another funny one: He wrote me once a day for two days, and each time changed his story completely- And has written the same to a friend of mine too! Clearly not thinking we actually share this info xx
No I haven't either, not really worth it, though I might still think something up if I get really bored.
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LondonEvie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #171 on: 12 December 2009, 09:28:42 pm »
No I haven't either, not really worth it, though I might still think something up if I get really bored.

He's texted me since- Asking if I got his email- haha :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #172 on: 13 December 2009, 10:45:59 pm »
No I haven't either, not really worth it, though I might still think something up if I get really bored.

He's texted me since- Asking if I got his email- haha :)

LOL, he's all yours hon.  :-*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #173 on: 14 December 2009, 11:13:31 am »

 There must be an easier way to get my hands on a tenner!!  ;D


ROFL That one line had me giggling for over an hour! Hilarious!

UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #174 on: 11 January 2010, 09:21:32 pm »
Someone sent me an email Sunday at 7 am in the morning. Although a bit suspicious, it did contain a callback number. So I emailed them back around 1 that afternoon.

This morning around 6 I get an email from the same person saying, "sorry, I would've liked to hooked up but Im back in (city)." let me know if you're ever up this way.

Mind you...I just moved from (city). How funny of them to trace me 4 hours away, and pretend they wanted to book me. So I emailed back, "No apologies necessary, although I found your request to be rather last minute. Next time I'm there I'll mail you an hour before I leave and hope it reaches you before I leave."

The last thing someone wants to do with me right now is jerk me around. I will tell someone off in an instant no matter if its online  >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #175 on: 13 January 2010, 12:47:55 am »
Just an excerpt from an email I got recently:

... and then rousing your clit till erect,before introducing her to Percy.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #176 on: 13 January 2010, 08:50:12 am »
I have to say I love my Black Berry, why you ask, because it keeps an activity log. If some idiot texted me in Nov, and then texts me again in Jan, I can see the whole past conversation. Well some jackass who pestered me in Nov, had the nerve to attempt this again in Jan when I was back on tour. Oh and did he get it.
He had texted me, asking for info, and then started in with the sexting foolishness. I told him to F-off in Nov. Fool, didn't realize I kept the past messages, and started in with the same silliness again in Jan. I text him asking, "What part of f-off the last time was unclear?" Funnily enough I haven't been bothered by him anymore.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #177 on: 13 January 2010, 09:38:14 am »
Just an excerpt from an email I got recently:

... and then rousing your clit till erect,before introducing her to Percy.

 ;D ;D ;D

Ha! ;D I can only imagine how delightful the rest of the email was. Rousing, even!
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #178 on: 13 January 2010, 11:30:57 pm »
Well some jackass who pestered me in Nov, had the nerve to attempt this again in Jan

There has been times where I've allowed dicks to fuck me over after their 1st time out of sheer grace and '2 strikes rule'. Well not anymore. This past weekend was a prime example of. One guy was always hitting me up, but never could make an appointment cause he didnt have the money. Well Saturday he booked, then flaked. I told him, Obviously you don't take yourself seriously and neither can I. Boy did he get mad, and I just laughed.

Another prick tried the same thing, whereby he texts me, "do I pay by cash, check or credit card LOL". I thought that was suspicious (and flippant) but I let it slide. Next thing I know mother FUCKER stood me up on 2 bookings, but luckily I was just sitting at home. Regardless, his ass his toast.

Being in a new town means that the timewasters 'want to get me' but rest assured, they wont get far. One guy got reported to his phone company for harrassing me with text messages, I'm not afraid to do it again. And Im not afraid to break a window again either if I have to (kidding!)

Lucymay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #179 on: 25 January 2010, 09:09:49 am »
"bbe u shaggin 2nyt. And cn u cmc c me"