Quote from: cheesypeas on 01 May 2015, 10:59:13 pm

Quote from: Fluffy Bunny on 01 May 2015, 10:39:05 pm

So i am a big burd, right! And today I had a client who said "sorry just need to ensure you are not a drug user, so need to look for track marks" lol I seriously burst out laughing at the guy and once he was satisfied handed him his money back and wished him a good weekend.

No! Never

An American client ask if I was doing this of my own free will.
I said, ' If I was being forced, would I tell you?'
He said 'No I suppose not'
He shut up and got his cock out.

Yep we are all damaged goods or have some kind of substance abuse problem or lack intelligence lol  Men!

I've been asked a couple of times over the last few years if I'm being forced or pimped etc... Funnily enough the concerned gentleman only becomes the concerned gentleman AFTER he's bought, ordered and received his service 😁 Bloody hypocrites!

Yes Fluffs, I should have said.
'If only I had 10,000 pounds I could buy my freedom.....'

If you read back a bit I've had the exact same thing, probably the same guy. Told me condoms make him impotent when I said latex free.

I am a belgian guy who will visit London for business this week. If i go abroad i alwaysblike to combine with a bit of personal pleasure

Inam fond of a GFE with a lot of DFK, licking ly ears and body and a very sensual B2B massage. I like that more than just fuck or suck

If i read your profile i guess you can provide these services, right ?

Could we meet on one of these 3 evenings ? The later in the evening, the better

I see you also,privide outcall service. Woukd it eventually be possibke to cole to the Novotel hotel because that s where i will be staying the next days. Do you know this hotel and it will not give any troubke passing the reception for you ?

Please let me kniw your preference

Hope to hear frol you soon and maybe we will meet !

Kind regards
Paul (mybreal nale)


Typos are typos, but WTF?! Is this classic wank-and-type?

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I took this booking Lol.... he was a lovely bloke but didn't speak very good English as you can tell. easiest booking I'vehad as all he wanted was massage and hug. But yes initially I thought wtf.


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If you read back a bit I've had the exact same thing, probably the same guy. Told me condoms make him impotent when I said latex free.

Yeah had it.  The doctors have been trying to cure him for 3 years?  I told him I'd get latex free condoms for him, never heard back.

Well I have one that belongs on the exact opposite thread....how not to get to get a client, world championships.

A nice gent texted me today to say he'd love to meet me and gave me all his details. He also said that he was feeling very nervous and hoped I could put him at ease.

I texted back to say "Don't worry I really want to put a smile on your face" which my stupid autocorrect changed to "Don't worry, I really want to put a snail on your face".

Needless to say I didn't hear back  wonder why xx

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I took this booking Lol.... he was a lovely bloke but didn't speak very good English as you can tell. easiest booking I'vehad as all he wanted was massage and hug. But yes initially I thought wtf.


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Well glad it turned out well for you! But I can't get over the typos. Especially considering that spotting a scammer 101 is 'are there excessive correctible typos'? So I'm okay I went with my gut and missed out.

Well I have one that belongs on the exact opposite thread....how not to get to get a client, world championships.

A nice gent texted me today to say he'd love to meet me and gave me all his details. He also said that he was feeling very nervous and hoped I could put him at ease.

I texted back to say "Don't worry I really want to put a smile on your face" which my stupid autocorrect changed to "Don't worry, I really want to put a snail on your face".

Needless to say I didn't hear back  wonder why xx

Wouldn't it have been worse if he was into that and expecting it