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Madyson

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7020 on: 16 March 2015, 10:59:01 pm »
Just had a text at nearly 11pm tonight, I wanna book you for outcall now to ......... for 15 min quickie, it would take me an hour and a half to get there ......................... shall I get out of my PJs and put down my drink of hot chocolate ...............Errrrrr NO Lol  ::)
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7021 on: 16 March 2015, 11:17:47 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 16 March 2015, 05:33:47 am
Received yesterday evening:

Idiot- Do you need a robot?

Me- Sorry, I'm not sure I understand what you mean!

Idiot- Some girls have slaves, but I want to be your robot. Do you need a robot?

Me- I'm afraid I don't have any need for a robot.

Idiot- Do you like ugly men?

Me- One thing I definitely DON'T like or appreciate is text pests, so I'm afraid whatever you're asking now or are thinking of asking next, I'm not going to be accepting a booking from you. Night!

Idiot- How dare you.

BLOCKED.

I've just started working again after a month recuperating from burnout... And so it begins!

I could really use a robot.
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Rubyruby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7022 on: 17 March 2015, 12:25:25 am »
Quote from: bibi on 16 March 2015, 10:33:07 pm
Quote from: Doedeer on 16 March 2015, 07:27:43 pm
I reviewed my first ever dick pic today, it looked like a narcoleptic door mouse nestled between his fingers
Yep they are never attractive are they?They usually remind me of half dressed Christmas trees.

No amount of baubles and tinsle could save this little blighter  ;D
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7023 on: 17 March 2015, 09:04:10 am »
Text at 2am this morning

Hi, male 36 years old near your area, available?
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sourgrapes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7024 on: 17 March 2015, 01:34:04 pm »
Had a client ring and book role play or Saturday evening, 2 hour hotel outcall. Now I get a text message "did you get my pictures?"
Texted back "please don't send pictures - have a very old phone". Not so, but not in the mood to receive cock pics.
Get a text back: "Only to show my charme and beauty and elegance. I am very excited to meet you blah blah......"

I'll pick myself off the floor once I've stopped laughing.
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berri

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7025 on: 17 March 2015, 03:29:32 pm »
Eugh, had a perfectly reasonable request for a booking. All the details agreed.  When it comes to confirming his exact address he refuses saying he has concerns about giving it before and I can meet him outside and then txt the address to a friend.

He has a lot of genuine looking feedback - not sure how he has mannaged that
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Madyson

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7026 on: 17 March 2015, 04:02:28 pm »
Than deal with poor and utter morons  ::) Had few texts off a guy over the last few weeks but he hadn't actually made a booking, asked my price and then said 'hope your worth it !!!', giving him the benefit of the doubt I replied to a text today saying I was free from 1pm, he asked if I was free all day and I replied 'on and off' just had a text in last 5 mins saying 'so you free',

Maybe I'm just being a bit over sensitive, but seems to have a bad attitude/not very friendly? I replied 'Nope'

Even though I could do with the booking would rather have none then dealing with a tosser  :FF
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7027 on: 17 March 2015, 04:15:50 pm »
Just had someone try to book me completely arse from elbow from the way my profile says and at the drop of a hat which is something I can never do and is also very clear on my profile and for a booking for 45 minutes (that I don't do) and when I told him this.....he said he did read my profile but the customer is always right  :FF

I told him that the customer is most definitely not always right when it comes to the sex industry! Can you imagine how out of hand it would be if the customer always got his way despite what your profile says and what your boundaries are? It would be unbearable!
« Last Edit: 17 March 2015, 04:17:29 pm by Miss K xXx »
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7028 on: 17 March 2015, 04:28:00 pm »
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« Last Edit: 17 March 2015, 04:34:37 pm by Miss K xXx »
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7029 on: 17 March 2015, 04:52:34 pm »
Quote from: Madyson on 17 March 2015, 04:02:28 pm
Than deal with poor and utter morons  ::) Had few texts off a guy over the last few weeks but he hadn't actually made a booking, asked my price and then said 'hope your worth it !!!', giving him the benefit of the doubt I replied to a text today saying I was free from 1pm, he asked if I was free all day and I replied 'on and off' just had a text in last 5 mins saying 'so you free',

Maybe I'm just being a bit over sensitive, but seems to have a bad attitude/not very friendly? I replied 'Nope'

Even though I could do with the booking would rather have none then dealing with a tosser  :FF

From the point a client says something like 'I hope you're worth it' I turn down the booking. Not having anyone come with that kind of attitude.
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Madyson

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7030 on: 17 March 2015, 08:17:29 pm »
Midsstudent, you are completely right, have blocked him now, I think I would have been on a hiding to nothing, obviously it appears it may have a problem we having to pay for sex !, even if I had the face of an angel (which I don't ;D) or the body of a goddess (which I also don't ;D) I still think he would have 'not think I'm worth it' ....................... but I know my own worth
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Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7031 on: 17 March 2015, 08:45:14 pm »
Missed a call if a guy and he left a message stating he had rang a few times and I had not answered, he wanted to book but was on his way out. I replied by text saying I was sorry I missed his call, had finished work for the day and if he still wanted to book to ring me the next day, which was today. I recieved a text this afternoon.
I am in work all day and night call me Wednesday night about ten o'clock.
Erm I dont think so.
Text later today.
Could you ring me about nine tomorrow night.
Again I ignored
Then just now.
Or I ring you is that ok.
Bingo, now your catching on.
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Bluetits

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7032 on: 17 March 2015, 11:09:24 pm »
Quote from: Madyson on 17 March 2015, 08:17:29 pm
Midsstudent, you are completely right, have blocked him now, I think I would have been on a hiding to nothing, obviously it appears it may have a problem we having to pay for sex !, even if I had the face of an angel (which I don't ;D) or the body of a goddess (which I also don't ;D) I still think he would have 'not think I'm worth it' ....................... but I know my own worth

When I 1st started, like in the 1st couple of months, I agreed to see a couple of men who said things like 'hope you're worth the 80 quid' but they no showed and one sent me the most abusive text (I've only received a handful) so I learned my lesson quick.

When you think about it, when a punter arranges a meet with us I don't think they are going to be so abrupt or rude in their original comms as most genuine ones would want the meet to go as smoothly as possible as much as we do plus they would know that giving attitude might put us off meeting them in the 1st place so I'm not saying all, but I'd say the majority who are like that would be no shows. Rude ones like that which might show are stupid anyway as they risk not getting the best service from us.
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berri

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7033 on: 17 March 2015, 11:10:35 pm »
I would gladly impregnate you when you want kids. x


couldn't quite believe what i was reading
like what the actual fuck? 
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Bluetits

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7034 on: 17 March 2015, 11:22:06 pm »
Also had an email recently from someone saying that they couldn't pay in cash as it would arouse suspicion from wife taking out that kind of cash but he could pay by credit card in goods and that a petrol station is the best place. If true, maybe that's easier to explain to the wife!! But not sure I could find 100ish quid worth of goods in such a place. 8 bottles of vodka maybe? He had lots of pos feedback so maybe some are happy with this but I don't need tons of stuff from a garage!
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