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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #90 on: 23 October 2009, 01:28:27 am »
Collette, I have had the same.............?125 for your outcall to a local hotel. Right, well I do tend to only ask for incall or a compromise for localish hotels but that was 1am!!!and I know that walking into that local hotel at that time would attract some attention. So a higher fee or not at all required.
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dollymopp

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #91 on: 23 October 2009, 02:56:12 am »
My all time fave,
'I'm a crazy boob licker!' he mails
I said, 'Sorry, I haven't got crazy boobs'..
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EmilyJones

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #92 on: 23 October 2009, 08:35:07 am »
Quote from: dollymopp on 23 October 2009, 02:56:12 am
My all time fave,
'I'm a crazy boob licker!' he mails
I said, 'Sorry, I haven't got crazy boobs'..

I want to frame this ;D
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #93 on: 24 October 2009, 02:00:44 am »
Him: Hi, are you available for a massage tonight?  
Me: Yes, Im staying on (Fill in Blank). what time do you have in mind?
Him: Hotel? At 7  
Me: (Mind you, its already 6:15 pm) Its the ___ hotel. But Im going to need until 730, is that okay with you?
Him: Sorry I know I didnt give you notice, but my time is tight. Enjoy Chicago!
Me: Well I dont see how you expected to get a massage at 7 if you were so short on time. Please dont waste mine!


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cindy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #94 on: 24 October 2009, 03:55:22 am »
Hmmmmmm.....Im pretty sure some people do this on purpose. Book you knowing full well its too late for you to even pause to grab your jacket. I get this with Adultwork cam shows a lot, can you do a show like 10 minutes ago? Sure just let me go and make sure I dont get a ticket on my time machine parked outside... ::)
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #95 on: 25 October 2009, 11:33:53 pm »
The Ultimate Timewasting call!

Can you believe this dummy calls me asking me to call up his wife and talk dirty to her for him because they are having a bachelor party...fuck I couldnt even recall why he wanted me to do it thats how ridiculous it sounded. Then he says to not mention his name. Do I have stupid written across my fucking advertisement?

I cursed his ass out!
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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #96 on: 27 October 2009, 10:30:23 am »
First a I get a PM asking me if I can recommend some fun for this guy and his GF as they are coming to the Dam. I reply, and phone calls(which I don't answer, as I am roaming), then I start getting text messages, which I give Dutch number to. Ok, so he starts with this, that, and the other, then to make a long story short, he isn't really sure if his GF really wants a threesome! He as to discuss it with her. I was like look, just call back when you know the details. Knowing full well this idiot is a bleeping TW, who will call internationally to play games! Oh I get a text a few days later, saying he was in the Dam and his GF didn't want a threesome! Surprise!
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #97 on: 27 October 2009, 10:13:29 pm »
Vio, Im starting to find the ridiculous timewasters a bit fun...especially when they are able to work up the nerve to pick up the phone and call me. Many of them hide behind text and emails.

When they call me with something stupid and ridiculous as if Im some type of new fuck on the block, I just go off on them. Or I may just 'find the hole' in their story and be very sarcastic...a bit more fun than getting my blood pressure up LOL.  I wish I could witness them tucking their tails between the legs  :D
« Last Edit: 27 October 2009, 10:15:19 pm by JoeyR »
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cindy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #98 on: 28 October 2009, 10:26:51 am »
TW phoned me to book an appointment. Then texts me within 5 minutes to beg for free phonesex! I reminded him of our appointment in a couple of hours. His excuse? "Oh go on, please."
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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #99 on: 28 October 2009, 11:36:52 am »
As to having a bit of fun with them, I too have been devilishly wicked, and sometimes I will give them a great deal of leash just to snap it back. On guy was txting me away, and when I told him, he needs to call for info, he texts back and says he is driving and can't talk. I forwarded his message back to him, and texted: "If I sent you this message, would you believe me?" I didn't hear from him anymore.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #100 on: 28 October 2009, 11:41:58 am »
Email this morning:

'I want sex. I have no money but I do have a laptop with windows 7 on it - you know - the new one. You can have it for sex.'

Ohhh, I am on my way over Sir, I will do ANYTHING  for WINDOWS 7!!!!!!!

Haaaaaaaa!
Twit.
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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #101 on: 28 October 2009, 05:51:45 pm »
Now if he had said it was the new Apple mac book pro 13"aluminum(still in box with warranty), or the Mac book Air, then he was working with some impressive equipment, Windows 7, not if my life depended on it.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #102 on: 28 October 2009, 06:18:37 pm »
Quote from: Abby on 28 October 2009, 11:41:58 am
'I want sex. I have no money but I do have a laptop with windows 7 on it - you know - the new one. You can have it for sex.'

I'm actually really hoping this guy was for real. Then it's even more funny. Men!
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #103 on: 29 October 2009, 01:15:19 am »
Colette, I think your mission has been completed in this thread LOL...What an oasis you have created here. At what point are we going to narrow it all down and see who's had the most outrageous timewaster?

Quote from: Violette on 28 October 2009, 11:36:52 am
On guy was txting me away, and when I told him, he needs to call for info, he texts back and says he is driving and can't talk. I forwarded his message back to him, and texted: "If I sent you this message, would you believe me?" I didn't hear from him anymore.

At first I didnt understand the scene, but then I read it again...how stupid! He's driving while texting and initiated the texts...Wouldnt talking be safer than sex? Boingo....

Quote from: Violette on 28 October 2009, 05:51:45 pm
Windows 7, not if my life depended on it.

 >:( Leave us alone, Im still working with Vista :D
« Last Edit: 29 October 2009, 01:19:16 am by JoeyR »
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Welsh Lass

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #104 on: 30 October 2009, 09:28:08 am »
Vista? Not around here Joey! I have one of the last high spec Dell's they made with regular old Windows XP/office/whatever you darn well call it, on it and I would not swap it, not for anything!
My friend has Vista and you want to hear her moan about it! Flip.
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