tonight at 3:25 am
"u working love to c u"

 ::)seriously mate? you really think this is how you book an escort?

when I'm getting texts like that I wonder how many other girls they texted before me (10? 20? 30?) and if they EVER succeeded with booking anyone. if not why they keep doing this???

"Good morning, how are you? I saw your profile. I am coming up to on wed. How much for u to be naked and just give me a hand job/ hand relief?  I am clean and cut (no foreskin), l also come fast so should be less than 5 minutes :-(  lol. Do not want sex or a bj. Look forward to hear from you. . Enjoy your weekend. thanks."


I replied "Hi sorry you seem to have misunderstood my profile, I sell time not specific sex acts therefore my fee would depend on how long you'd like to book for xx"

Nothing pisses me off more than "how much for ----?"
Not a sweet shop! My profile clearly says my rates for time, don't men think if I did say ?40 for a BJ then one client will have 10 mins and the other might need 25 and that wouldn't be fair at all cos one will get much more time with me.. By making my rates based on time it keeps it fair and means I can actually schedule appointments so they can book for a time and it's convenient for them!

This one reaches the top of my list as most ridiculous communications ever, from a client I have visited once before:

Guy: I've a free house soon in a few weeks and wondered if you would like to come over. If you want to stay afterwards in a different room that's fine... you can have showers breakfast etc plus I hate stayig (sic) on my own lol I expect you know that I am a reasonable guy. Anyway its up to you.

(What?! Does he think I'm sleeping rough or homeless and am in need of a shower/food/bed?!)

I asked if he wanted an overnight or shorter booking etc...

Guy: I would love an overnight, but I would just spend most/all of the time sleeping ! It would probably be just an hour but I was being a bit cheeky asking if you wanted to stay over ! You could stay over if you wanted even if it mean in a different room !

I had lost my patience by this point, given this I was quite proud of my reply.

Me: I'm sorry but I won't be staying over. I have a very nice home already and I like to go home after work as I am sure you do . Let me know if you have an idea of when you would like to book. xxx

Which, no surprise, he read and ignored completely. Seriously takes the piss!

This kind of thing would royally piss me off!! I would of said what is the matter with him? And why on earth would he think I'd want to just stay for free???

Kylie - Believe me I was furious. But I am luckily able to control my anger enough not to be as rude to him as I wanted to be. What an utter joke... how can anyone think any of us will agree to crap like that?!

I can only conclude that he actually thinks I am desperate to ask something so insane "You could stay over if you wanted even if it mean in a different room !" Why on earth would I WANT to do that?! 

Quote from: Midsstudent on 02 February 2015, 08:28:36 pm

Kylie - Believe me I was furious. But I am luckily able to control my anger enough not to be as rude to him as I wanted to be. What an utter joke... how can anyone think any of us will agree to crap like that?!

I can only conclude that he actually thinks I am desperate to ask something so insane "You could stay over if you wanted even if it mean in a different room !" Why on earth would I WANT to do that?! 

I believe that many of the people who contact us (not genuine clients) are utterly delusional! They are clueless - put no more thought into it than their own little fantasy. They are in their own little reality. I worry sometimes, but then I think nah, I'll just watch enders instead! <3

I had a guy visit when I'd just started. The visit was fine but after he started messaging me asking if I'd like to go drinking. He'd buy all the drinks and I could stay over. Hmm, yeah right!

It's all part of their fantasy brain - that we are going to be so into them that we'll want to date them. Like I said - clueless!

Hi Kendall are you free for an overnight booking 830pm til 5am. ?300 must be bare back, iam 54 tall clean very professional man xx

Googled his number and it's on a drs surgery website 

Quote from: Kendallx on 02 February 2015, 11:14:38 pm

Hi Kendall are you free for an overnight booking 830pm til 5am. ?300 must be bare back, iam 54 tall clean very professional man xx

Googled his number and it's on a drs surgery website 

Well there you go - clean and professional! How can you resist???/ 

I told him to go die in a fire and mailed the surgery and told them they need to fire that person or correct the number.